DRABBLE!
Man, I just lurve drabbles, don't you? nn
Edward: Erm… Yea..
Roy: Yay! The next part to Getting Married! XD
Edward: You're a little too excited there, Roy.. –scoots away-
Roy: Nah, I just had some wine.
Hughes: W00t!
Orenji: Omg, I had wine too! My mama gave me a glass of the pink stuff, and now I'm like.. FLIPPIN' OUT. xD
Al: You really shouldn't drink, Orenji.
Orenji: Oh well. My grandma's being a bitch like always. –rolls eyes and mimics grandma- "I'm gonna pull the computer. You're being a real priss. It's mother's day, you should act like you love us! They don't care for us, especially Briana! She wants us dead, she doesn't want us around. You shouldn't be drinking! You should go to Church!" Ah, shut up. What the hell do you know, you old hag?
Edward: -blinks- Wow.. You're grandma is a bitch.
Orenji: xD Yea, I know. o-o
Roy: Mm… I feel sorry for you.
Orenji: Thanks! n-n
Hughes: Let's start the story..!
Orenji: Yes!
Dedicated to: Shingo-sama! I LOVE YOU, SHI-KOI!
Rated: G-PG! XD
Pairing(s): Duh, RoyEd! They're getting married! Lmao!
Al: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi! If she did, I'd be very worried for my onii-chan, Hughes-san would still be alive, there would be much more Wrath lovers, I'd be loved by everyone including the Al-haters, and Winry would probably be a minor! But Orenji is lightening up on Winry, since now, Orenji has seen all of the episodes! –smiles and waves-
/Story Begins/
Hughes ran around the room, waving his hands in the air and yelling incomprehensible sentences. Edward and Roy sat down next to each other in embarrassment, neither one speaking a word.
"HowcouldIhaveletthishappenyouguysaren'tpreparedforanyofthisit'smadnesswhydidn'tyouguysplanitlater!" He screamed, grabbing Edwards' hands and staring at him, wide-eyed. Edward smiled nervously and titled his head towards Roy.
"He can answer that, right? Or…" He glared over at Roy, "Are you keeping something from me?" Roy chuckled nervously, a bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face.
"Of course not.. Uh.. But we still have time.." Roy said, looking over at Hughes.
"Haveyoutoldanyoneelsedoesanyoneotherthanmeknowareyouguysevenpreparedwho'sgoingtowearthedress!" Hughes screamed again, grabbing Roy's hand while his other hand held onto Edwards'. Roy arched a brow, trying to figure out what Hughes had just said.
"Um… No?" He said, completely lost in what seemed to be Hughes's sentences. Hughes looked over at Edward and blinked, looking him up and down before blinking.
"Al doesn't know?"
"Crud.. No, he doesn't.." Edward responded, scratching the back of his head. He grinned nervously before continuing.
"Um.. I'll go call him…. Later…"
"NO NOW! Call him now!" Hughes yelled suddenly excited. Sometimes, Edward and Roy thought Maes Hughes was on something… But it's sometimes best not to ask. Edward rolled his eyes and got up slowly, walking over to the phone in the same pace. He lifted up the telephone and put the receiver to his ear, sighing heavily. He punched in the numbers and listened to it ring, before a voice on the other line chimed in.
"Hello! Alphonse Elric speaking, who's calling?" Al chirped, causing Edward to shiver slightly.
"Um.. Al? It's Edward."
"Onii-Chan! It's so good to hear from you! How are you? Is everything well?" Edward couldn't bear to listen to him, acting so innocent and kind. It was too much, and he can't stand lying to his little brother.
"E-Everything's good.. I guess.. Err… How are you?"
"Everything's doing just fine! But, Onii-Chan, you don't sound too good. Are you feeling well?" Edward gulped.
"Ac-Actually, A-Al.. Uh.. I'm… I'm getting… m-married.." He stuttered, shifting his eyes over to the two older males, who were both watching him intently.
"Really! That's great, Onii-Chan! So, who is it? Who's the lucky gal?" Al asked, jumping up and down on the opposite line.
"Err…" Edward sighed. His heart was pounding in his chest and his body trembled. Finally, he blurted it out.
"I'm getting married to the Colonel, Roy Mustang!" Edward shouted. The two older males could have sworn the saw passer-bys stop at the front of their door to stare.
"…."
"A-Al? A-Are you … o-ok?"
"…."
"Al?" Edward flinched when he heard a squeal.
"You're getting married? To the Colonel! Onii-Chan! That's great! Am I invited?" Really, Edward thought Al would hang up on him and never speak to him again.
"Uh, yea! If you really want to.."
"I'd love to go, Onii-chan! I'm going to call Izumi-sensei and Winry right now!" Al screamed, hanging up on Edward.
"Wait, no AL!" Edward screamed back, practically strangling the phone now. His face grew pale as he gradually turned to the other two.
"So, how'd it go?" Hughes asked, grinning widely. Edward put the phone back down on its' charger as he sighed.
"He's calling Winry…" Edward said in a depressed manner. A bead of sweat rolled down the side of Roy and Hughes' face. They all knew how much Winry loved Edward, and that she wouldn't let him get hurt. They also knew that she was very protective of our little blonde cutie.
"Well, I guess the wedding will be called off!" Hughes announced, looking just as happy as ever. Roy and Edward turned to him.
"What do you mean 'Wedding will be called off'?" Edward and Roy said in unison, causing Hughes to giggle and comment about how cute that was.
"We all know that when Winry finds out, she's going to kill Roy here, you see? She can be really scary at times! To tell you the truth, I'm terrified of her!" Hughes said unaffected by his own words. He failed to notice that Roy had turned pale by the thought of this. Edward growled and walked over to Roy, locking his arm with Roy's own arm.
"Then I'll just have to stop her! She's not going to lay one finger on Roy!" Edward exclaimed, clinging to Roy's arm. Hughes smiled at this and immediately took out a camera, pointed the lens toward their direction, and took the picture.
"Kodak moment!" He yelled, stuffing the camera back into his coat to a place unknown.
Hughes straightened out and sighed, "Aw. That's cute, really! But, I have a feeling that won't stop Winry when she comes…" The older male leaned forward and put his elbows on his knees, resting his head in his hands.
"Hughes, you think everything is cute…" Roy commented, blushing faintly, "But you have a point. Man, Edward, where did you find this girl?"
"Hey! Winry's a good friend. She's like a sister to me!" Edward shot back, pulling his arm away from Roy's which made him whimper slightly, "But the thing is, I thought she liked Al. At least, that's what she told me…"
"What!" Hughes and Roy exclaimed at the same time, making Edward lose his balance and fall backwards.
"Damn, you guys… It's not that shocking. It's old news." Edward said lowly, rubbing his rear. Hughes went starry eyed and went into his 'O.M.G. THAT'S SO CUTE' mode once again.
"Um… Hughes?" Edward started, but Roy grabbed his arm and pulled him down.
"Shush, just let him be. At least he isn't bugging us, which means.." Roy looked over at Edward with hungry eyes, causing Edward to gulp.
"You freaking sick… Not in front of Hughes!" Edward whispered harshly, blushing and shifting his eyes to make sure no one else was looking. Roy just smiled as he pulled Edward closer to his own body, getting dangerously close to the blonde's face.
"He won't mind. After all, he supports us." Roy whispered, brushing his lips against Edwards'. Almost immediately, they heard a squeal.
"Roy! Edward! THAT'S SO CUTE! DO IT AGAIN." Hughes screamed, jumping up and down excitingly and squealing once again. Edward blushed and shoved Roy away, stomping towards the door.
"You guys are so immature! Sick! Perverted! … Stupid!" Edward yelled, trying to think up as many insults he could think of. He jerked open the door and stopped his yelling at once. He stood there, dumbstruck which left Roy and Maes very, very confused.
"Ed? What is it?" Roy asked, standing up and taking a few steps toward him. Edward slowly grabbed the door handle and slowly closed it, locking he door in process. He turned around, his eyes widened and shocked.
"Edward?"
"Run."
"What?" Roy asked, arching a brow. Edward shook his head.
"Run, Roy! She's going to kill you!" Edward screamed, but sadly it was too late. The door busted open, hitting Edward on the way and sending him flying. Roy and Hughes's eyes widened slightly.
"Eh heh… H-H-Hey…. Winry…" Roy said, stumbling backwards. The blonde girls eyes were filled with black hatred, and there was even an aura around her that told everyone to stay back.
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Roy! I'll see you in the after life!" Hughes said, patting him on the back, "Gee, thanks Maes. You're a real pal." Roy grumbled, deathly afraid of the girl approaching him.
"You sick bastard… EDWARD'S MINE!" She yelled, pouncing him. A loud yell echoed through the halls…
/End Story/
xD! Winry's a freaking retard. LMAO. And I gave Edward the nickname 'our little blonde cutie'!
Al: That's not nice! I like Winry! –snuggles a Winry plushie-
Orenji: Wtf… they make those now? ……MUST…… BURN……
Al: NOO! –runs-
Edward: Great, you made Al run away again!
Orenji: You failed to notice this was my first time. Al loves me. Besides, the other times he ran away was because of you, freak. P
Edward: …. Shut up….
Roy: Omg, I was freaking mauled.. Oo;
Hughes: Ah, Roy! Don't worry Orenji will save you!
Roy: Yea, you said that last time, but guess what! I DIDN'T SURVIVE; SHE KILLED ME.
Orenji: Shut up! We aren't in that chapter yet. e–e
Hughes: Yea well… She's going to make you live.
Orenji: See you next time on…!
FMA: GETTING MARRIED!
Edward: I still think that's a crappy name…
FMA: Read and review! Ask Orenji to join our fan clubs on your reviews, darn you! Wrath needs fans…
Orenji: I LOVE YOU, WRATH! –huggles Wrath plushie- So cute! n-n