DRABBLE:D
OMG YEY. I'm in such a drabble, song-fic, one-shot mood. XD It's crazy! MADNESS! Oh! I'm going to star in my friends movie for school (even though it's summer break!) and I'm going to play like, this girl named Alice who is angry at her friend Melancholy for getting asked to be married by my ex. I'm supposedly jealous because I never got that far and stuff.. and yea. I'm gonna go around killing people. OH AND I HAVE A HOT, SMECKSAY, VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND NAMED DARK. XD I named him.
Al: YAY! Good for you! –bounces up and down and flails arms- Eeeeeeeeee!
Orenji: Aru's crazy today… like.. a hyperactive puppy. Oo; Aww.. puppy!
Edward: You're always hyper like a hyperactive puppy.
Orenji: It's funny hearing someone like you say that… And I've gotta make my commentaries shorter. XD
Roy: YAY! You're continuing Getting Married!
Orenji: To hell I am.. Heheh..
Dedicated to: Shingo-sama
Rated: T
Disclaimer: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi! If she did.. MADNESS! XD And lots of RoyEd-ness and HavocAl-ness for the fans. n-n
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Hughes and Edward literally had to pull Winry off of Roy and drag her out of the room, kicking and screaming. Roy stared at the blonde girl in utter shock and horror, inching away from her on his butt as best as he could while Winry fumed, glaring and attempting to kick the Taisa.
"Winry; Winry, God damn it! Calm down!" Edward shouted, hoping he could get her to shut up. Mission accomplished. Winry stopped immediately and looked over at the blonde boy, her eyes filled with tears and her cheeks rosy.
"Edo… why? Why do you have to marry.. to marry…" She paused and pointed and accusing finger at Roy, while at the same time shooting him a glare. "That guy!" She asked, suddenly angry again.
"Well.. um.. because I love him." Ed said quietly, blushing and looking away as he coughed lightly. Winry sniffled and shook her head, her long, blonde hair flying everywhere, smacking Edward and Hughes in the face as it did.
"No, no, no, no, no! I won't believe it! Edward, you've been possessed by this demon, let me help you!" The blonde girl cried, grabbing Edward's arm. Hughes chuckled and stepped in; deciding now would be the best time to play the hero.
"Now, now, Winry. You can't stop two people from loving each other. It's their choice who they love; you can't force it upon them." He said, flashing her a smile of sympathy. Winry blinked and sighed, turning her gaze to the ground.
"I guess so…" She said, but then suddenly bringing a hand up and striking Maes, sending him to the floor.
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS." She screamed, attempting to tackle the older man before Ed grabbed her and pulled her back.
"Winry! Don't hurt them!" He said, Winry halting her attack to squeal.
"Ohmigod! Edward's touching me!" She screeched, fainting in his arms. Edward arched a brow and dropped her on the spot, scooting away from the girl's body.
"Um… I'm not cleaning that up." He said before Roy tackled him to the ground.
"Oh Edward! Oh, my knight in shining armor, my one and only, my love! You had slain the beast!" Roy cried, nuzzling his cheek with Edwards. He pulled away for a brief second to draw circles on the younger boys shirt, purring.
"Now I have to repay you…" He said dreamily, looking at Edward with lustful eyes, which made the blonde falter.
"Alright.. but I'm seme!" He said, pouting.
"Edward, you're never seme. You're always uke.." Roy said, planting a kiss on Ed's forehead and getting up, brushing himself off.
"Well, now that that problem's taken care of… how about we go on a cruise?" Roy asked. Suddenly, the room changed and most of the crew was lined up on a platform, excluding Al, Roy and Edward. They all arched a brow and questioned this random event, but Roy silenced them.
"Now! Who would like to supervise us on our marriage/honeymoon!" Roy shouted. Hughes immediately raised his hand and jumped up and down.
"Oh, oh, oh! Me; pick me, Roy! Roy, please! I'm your best friend!" He cried, pleading Roy. Roy waved him away with his hand and shook his head.
"Absolutely not! You'll screw things up!" Roy replied, placing his hands on his hips.
"But.. Hughes would be a good supervisor.." Edward commented, blinking. Roy shook his head again.
"No! Besides, Maes is a complete and total boob! …Speaking of boobs.." He started, grinning wickedly down at the youth, who backed away.
"Oh, no. You said we were coming out of the closet, express ourselves, and admit to our homosexuality!" Edward shouted, still inching away from the oncoming Roy Mustang.
"Oh, but Edward! I think you'd look good with breasts. And besides, where we're going for our honeymoon, I don't think they'd allow that." He said, shaking his fists. "Damn those republicans.. DAMN THEM AND THEIR 'AGAINST THE HOMOSEXUAL' LAWS!" He shouted, falling to the ground and banging his fists against the floor.
Edward arched a brow and scooted away, pointing to Armstrong.
"You're my bodyguard. If Roy comes within ten feet of me, you beat the hell out of him, hear me?" Armstrong bobbled his head and grinned over at the pouting Hughes, proud that he got a part.
"Hughes, you can come. But just because the author loves you so damn much." Edward added, causing Hughes to squeal.
"YEY!"
Roy glared at Edward and poked him.
"But.." He was cut off.
"ARMSTRONG, HE'S WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME!" He shouted, and immediately, Alex Luis Armstrong tackled Roy to the ground, beating him and smacking him on the head.
After finally crawling away from the oversized man, he turned to the readers/reviewers and grinned.
"Since Edward's being a bitch…"
"HEY!" Edward intervened, pouting.
"Anyways… You all can help me pick out the location of Edward and my wedding and honeymoon. Also tell me what you would think if we got Edward in a dress with breasts in your reviews!" Roy chirped.
"Nuu!" Edward fell to the ground, fake crying.
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Well, you heard the man! Tell me what we should do on our next chapter! The faster we finish Getting Married, the faster we can start my other drabbles that are waiting in line! And I'm sorry to all of you Republicans! I'm one too… it's just… The homosexual laws… MAKES ME MAD! Rrr!