Fresh Meat Coming Through
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter or Mean Girls characters. I only own my part of the plot. Some of the content is from Mean girls as well. I don't own that either. Please don't sue!
F.Y.I: Harry is the narrator.
"Ok, you've got your lunch." "Oh and here's your phone number in case you forget."
Every parent is normally like that when their child first goes to school right? Well the difference is I'm 16. I have been home schooled all my life. My parents are Aurors and we used to travel all through Europe for their work. Now though, Voldemort has returned and for my safety we've moved to America. I'm now starting my first day at a muggle high school in Los Angeles, California.
"Ok, Harry, do you have everything?" "Oh, James he'll be fine!" said Lily. "Yeah guys, I better get going," I said. Walking into high school was madness. There were kids everywhere.
"Hey loser, watch it!" It was like that all day. Never before have I gotten in so much trouble from adults, and for the stupidest things, but I'm getting ahead of myself.. The thing was, I thought I'd never make any friends. When I got to second period however, things seemed to brighten up a bit.
"You don't want to sit there," said a boy in a black jacket. "Yeah, he has a farting problem," said another boy, only he was wearing pink. "You must be new, I'm Dean Thomas," said the kid in black. "Hey Dean nice wig, what's it made of?" said a kid who happened to just walk by. "Your mother's chest hair!" he said back. Wow! This kid sure was interesting. "And that's Seamus Finnegan," he pointed to the boy in pink, "he's almost too gay to function." "Oh I love your hair color," he grabbed my hair, "see Dean this is the color I want, raven black is in!"
For the rest of the day they showed me around. They would yell, "fresh meat coming through!" down the halls. In sixth period they said they were taking me to the back building but it turned out to be a lawn. Good thing they did though or I met have never met her.
"Oh no here they come!" said Dean. "Here who come?" "The plastics!" Seamus said.
That's when I saw them, four girls. Two of them were blonde, one was brunette, and another was a red head. One of the blonde's was being carried by four guys. "The plastics are teen royalty", continued Dean," If the school was a magazine they would always be on the cover." "That's Ginny Weasley," he pointed to the red head," she is the dumbest girl you will ever meet." "That's Lavender Brown," he pointed to one of the blondes,"she knows everything about everyone." "That's why her hair's so big, it's full of secrets!" added Seamus. "That's Hermione Granger," he pointed to the brunette,"she's the smarter out of the group but no one know's if she's nice or not since she's under rule of Parvati." "Oh yeah, and the devil takes form in Parvati Patil," he pointed to the blonde being carried. "They run the place, it's best just to stay clear."