The Party

Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter or 'Mean Girls' characters. That's if I decide to put them in.

The school year went by pretty fast after that. Before I knew it, it was Halloween. I was walking down the hall to go to my next class when the plastics showed up. It looked like they were horses prancing in a show. They were strutting like models down the hallway. Parvati had a guy wrapped around her like a cat would jump to a mouse. They were all in high heels and their hair seemed to be flowing like there was a wind blowing. Hermione looked so cute. 'Dang it Potter, stop that. She wouldn't notice you anyway," I thought.

The group passed, but to my surprise Hermione stopped. "Hey Harry! I'm throwing a Halloween party tonight at my house. Would you care to come?" "Of course!" I said. "Ok," she handed me a flyer," directions are on there, see you tonight." I stood there just watching her walk away. I felt like I had hit the jack pot.

So, that night, I busily prepared my costume. You know, normally Halloween is when kids dress up to scare people. Little did I know was it a chance for girls to dress up as sluts. I walked into the party and nearly lost it! Girls were in lingerie and animal ears. I couldn't believe. I wondered if Hermione would be dressed like that too. Well, I didn't have to wait too long.

"Harry! You made it!" I turned around and saw Hermione dressed in a costume that would have resembled Mya's in the Lady Marmalade video, only pink. It was like underwear only almost leotard like. She was actually dressed pretty conservatively compared to the other girls.

"Of course!" I said. "So what are you?" she asked. "Oh, I'm an ex- husband," I said. "That is so awesome! So would you like a drink?" "Sure!" She then turned around and left. I couldn't believe my luck. Within seconds of her leaving a red headed guy from across the room approached me. "You must be the new kid Harry!" he said. "I'm Ron Weasely."