Revenge Is Sweet
Within the next week we were scheming on how to get at the Plastics. Dean and Seamus's friend Luna was gonna help us out to sneak around the girls. She said quote un quote, "Those bitches have been going at me for ages! It's time they pay!" Oooooooooooooooooook!!! First off, we tried foot cream in Parvati's facial lotion and sweat from Seamus's socks in Ron's cologne. We also cut holes in Parvati's shirt and a hole in Ron's pants. This only got us to realize bra's, underwear, and foot creme were in.
Then came a supreme moment in our plan. I was on my way to the lunch table when I heard my name."Harry!" I turned around to see Hermione sitting with the Plastics and practically draped over Ron. "Come sit with us!" I looked over to see Seamus and Dean moving their hands frantically to tell me to go on. I sat down right across from Hermione. Parvati motioned to the girls and put her hand in front of her mouth so only they knew what she was saying. She then turned around and smiled. "Harry, we have heard so much about you. It must be so hard being new. Listen, we don't do this a lot but we want you to sit with us at lunch from now on ok?" All I could do was nod. It went off from there.
I actually wound up getting pretty close to the Plastics. They would even 5-way call with me. I realized however I need to get things more on a roll. Christmas was coming up soon. Finally the break through came. Parvati announced she wanted to lose three pounds. I decided to give her my mom's protein bars to make her gain weight. She took them without thought. Then came the "fight" between Parvati and Lavender. Lavender was completely convinced Parvati hated her. So at Christmas we made sure Lavender got no candy cane while I got plenty.
The Christmas show was great too. Parvati got even more ticked at Lavender's worried appearance, and Lavender was so nervous she kicked her stereo into a guy's head! Hermione looked great though. The Santa's "Helpers" costumes were pretty revealing. Go Figure! Time seemed to be flying and before we knew it, it was time for the Spring Fling. Parvati was gaining weight like crazy. One day, the Plastics even kicked her out of the table for wearing sweats! She seemed to have lost her army of skanks. Lavender thought she hated her, Ginny thought Parvati called her a slut and a hoar, and Hermione was becoming suspicious of everyone's behaviors and basically avoided everybody. Now was time to break Hermione and Ron up. It turns out that Parvati and Ron always meet up in the band room. So we continually tried to get Hermione and Parvati's boyfriend to the band room. It never seemed to work however. Well one day, when Hermione was helping me with Calculus homework, I couldn't help it. I kissed her! Uh oh, not good rite? She didn't pull away immediately though, so that got me wondering. Anyway, "Harry I can't, I mean Ron..." Uh no, word vomit! "Ron's cheating on you!" "WHAT?!?"
Hermione dumped Ron the next day, which led to Ron hanging all over Parvati. Well, as you imagine, that led to Parvati's boyfriend to break up with her and for Ron and Parvati to finally get together! Oh my! What drama! After that I started to get nervous, Hermione still hadn't talked to me about us getting together. So, on the weekend that Seamus and Dean were going to Dean's art show, and my mom and dad were going out of town for a play, I decided to throw a party at my house and finally win Hermione over! Lavender and Ginny couldn't stop going on at me about the party. What was I getting myself into?
AN: I'm going out of town this weekend so I won't be able to update until maybe late Sunday night. Please no flames, thanks for the nice reviews!