It's A Jungle In Here
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters.
It turns out my little get together got wide spread. At least 100 people were crammed in my house. I sought out refuge in my room. All I could do was slam the door shut to my bathroom. I didn't even hear anyone come in. When I finally came out though, I found Hermione looking at my pictures. "Oh, hi Hermione, I didn't hear you come in." "Oh, well alright I'll just be going then." "No! Please Stay!" So she did. We sat down on my bed in silence until she started. "Harry, you've changed!" "What..." "No, wait, I haven't finished. You used to be so nice, so different, you didn't need to fit in like the rest of us. Now....you've changed for the worst." But before I could answer, Ron and Parvati were seen in my doorway. "Well, well, well, what do we have here," she said. Oh no! Word vomit! Oh no, too many shots, real vomit!
Next thing I knew I was running after Hermione on my lawn. "No Hermione come back!" I yelled. Just then Parvati and Ron were leaving too. "Honey what are you doing?" Ron asked. "Eating! I'm starving!" "Ew! I hate those things. Coach makes up each them in weight class if we're under weight. They make you gain weight like crazy! Next thing you know, all you could here was, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it turns out the Plastics have a burn book where they write mean things about people in it. Well, the next day in school it was found and Hermione, Lavender, Ginny, and myself got blamed for it. Worse than that, someone copied the pages and put them around school. So you would be surprised when we were all in the principles office, "Sir! Come quick! The juniors have gone crazy!" When we walked into the halls it was like a jungle with wild animals.
Then the sprinkles were pulled. "ALL JUNIORS REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM IMMEDIATELY! IMMEDIATELY!" Within minutes, "Now it seems you all have a problem that we are going to work out," said the principle. Four hours later, we were doing confessions. I just couldn't do it, so I stepped out of line. Well, then Dean's turn came. "Watch out guys here comes the gay!" said Parvati. "Yeah, yeah, ok I have a confession to make. You see a friend and myself decided it would be fun to ruin the Plastics' lives. So we put foot creme in their facial lotion, got their boyfriends to find them cheating on them, and made them gain weight. Oh, and my friend, you know my friend Harry, I convinced him to spy on you guys. We ruined Ron's life too. I'm just so sorry I don't know why I did it. I guess it's because I have such a gay crush on you! Take it all suckers! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!" Parvati and Ron then made a mad dash out of there.
"Parvati! Ron!" "No you just stay away from us!" yelled Parvati. Ron got into the car but when Parvati saw that I kept coming she turned to face me. "You know what! I don't know why I even put up with you! You are just a loser! A freak! You son of a bitch! You were always just a slimy, fucking..." Just then a bus hit her. And that's how Parvati Patil died. No I'm just kidding, but she did get hurt. Still, the worst was yet to come. No one would admit to writing the burn book. My math teacher was even getting tried in court for being said to sell drugs. I had to do something. This is for all the lives I ruined! "Sir! I wrote the burn book!" "Come on Harry!" Well, from then on I knew I had to fix everything I broke. I apologized to Parvati and Ron, talked to Lavender and Ginny, and was then punished for the burn book incident. Math Leetes, here I come!!!