Okay! For starters I just want to say thank you for the four reviewers!
Tomatokaijuu: Just to let you know! Kakashi and Sasuke I know that they don't argue as much as they claim to, but this is a fanfiction so I figured I'd twist some things around see? And as you can see I have continued.
Eltrut: Actually some people that don't review (A few of my friends) read it but they hate the rated R stuffs. If I do any they can't read. They won't wanna read.
To my Sister: Yay! You're cheering me on! Huggles! If you read the previous reply you'll know why I can't do rated R. Keep on your shades! I put slight Japanese in this do you mind if you check whether I got it right or not?
Pochacco5: Hi! You're my first reviewer! Thank you so much! Yes it's perverted! Cute I'm not so sure. Please note there'll be more perverted…ness along the way!
Well… I wanted to say something but I forgot… I'll put it at the end.
Please note! The side effects of Rock Lee's teeth are nearly unreasonable I know! But, I just wanted to have a little fun, so bare with me here.
Also! This one is also perverted in the middle or so. It's lime so if you don't like then skip part two! Part two is just lime that I was dying to fill my story up with… There isn't much of a story line in that area.
PG-13 stills!
Chapter 2 Before It Begins +-
Part One Kawarimi No Jutsu? AIYA!
Saturday Afternoon (Shortly after the interviews)
"Oi… Sasuke…"
"Hmm?" Said Jounin murmured.
"Can you open your eyes now?" Kakashi stroked the younger boy's hair, rubbing his own eyes in the process.
"No… they still hurt too much." Sasuke whined, clearly trying to open then. "Stupid Lee and his Crest White Strips." Sasuke helplessly leaned into Kakashi's gentle embrace. "Don't try anything while I'm in this condition! I'll beat you smiteless afterwards!" The boy warned. Where the word smiteless came from I don't know. I made it up so now Sasuke uses it.
"I wouldn't dream of it! I won't take you by surprise when you're blinded!" Kakashi placed his hands under his lover's bangs and pulled them backward behind his head, kissing the forehead now exposed. "Besides… You not knowing what's going on would ruin the fun. Ow!" Kakashi received an elbow to the ribs.
"Watch it!" Sasuke snapped. "I don't want you thinking anything like that. Otherwise it won't be when I'm ready! It'll be never!" Kakashi sighed and nodded. Although, it wasn't as if Sasuke could see it. "Do you promise that you won't mention that?"
"Aa, Sasuke-kun… I promise."
"One more question…"
"Yes?"
"Do you love me?"
"With all my being… sai ai no Sasuke…" The Jounin held him possessively again, making the boy tremble slightly. He could feel the aura of obsession around him. One, which scared him, but was so inviting for him to care. He knew that he himself emitted that feeling as well.
"I think I'll be able to squint my way through today. I won't watch any television with any Rock Lee of course. Glad the race is on Tuesday. Three days to recover." Yes if you can do the math and you don't need to look into a calendar to tell that it was Saturday.
"Alrighty then, Sasuke! So long as we don't torment ourselves, we might as well take you home! I'll carry you if you want." Kakashi chimed, putting one hand behind Sasuke's knees and back, scooping him up.
"I think I can walk thank you!"
"No you can't."
"Yes I can!"
"But you can't see!"
"You'll take me there! By hand!"
"See? You even just asked for me to carry you!"
"I didn't say you could carry me!"
"You just did."
"Screw you! I didn't!"
"Don't put those words in your mouth or I really will."
"HMPH!" Sasuke pouted, rather defeated. No way could Sasuke beat Kakashi in a war of words. He didn't give up though. He began to make some hand seals as Kakashi carried him through the empty streets. There! Finished! He then whispered out, "Kawarimi no jutsu…" In a puff of smoke his body exchanged for… Hinata's? Her arms wrapped around his neck and her eyes closed, mouth in a rather unusual position.
"Sa—WHOA! Hinata-chan, when did you get here?" Kakashi was flabbergasted. "When did you get here?" He repeated. Hinata opened her eyes and was in shock in a fit of trying to say something. "Did Sasuke?"
"Uh… Kakashi-san, you're not Naruto!" Hinata blushed. The Jounin raised an eyebrow at her remark. If Hinata was exchanged with Sasuke and was in this position… then…
"OH MY GOD!" Came a vivid scream in the background of the surrounding area. Kakashi gently put the blushing Hinata down and ran toward the impassive caterwaul.
"Sasuke!" Kakashi took a sharp turn and saw quite the sight of horrifying levels. His mask was on but anyone could tell that his jaw had dropped right down to the ground. Naruto had Sasuke on his lap, and their faces were an inch from meeting.
"Kakashi! Help—GYAH!" Sasuke's face was red in embarrassment and frustration as he squinted at the person who was right in front of him. Naruto had kissed Sasuke's neck. He opened his eyes as he heard the acquainted voice of Sasuke. He gaped at who he had just…
"Oh…." Naruto gagged.
"Oh my…" Kakashi twitched.
"OH MY GOD!" Sasuke screamed in his utter anger. That was the most disgusting thing that had ever happened to him in a VERY long while. "Naruto… YOU IDIOT!" He kicked the Chuunin in the face as he scrambled to his feet. Naruto twitched, as he lay stiff on the ground. "Hinata!" He turned his attention the blur of a post, which he thought was younger girl who stood there embarrassed at what Naruto had just done. Instead, it was a post that had the bloodstains from Naruto's mouth. "YOU HAVE THE MOST PATHETIC—ARGH!" Sasuke was too enraged to finish his sentence. Kakashi took a hold of his lover's shoulders and held Sasuke steady. "Kakashi? Is that you?" Sasuke nearly jumped out of his skin at the silver-haired Jounin's action. The real Hinata stood behind the Jounin. "Hinata? Weren't you just back there?" Sasuke tried to open his eyes; they were still in pain. "Ow! It's official! Rock Lee has some kind of teeth Jutsu."
"Calm down Sasuke, its not like he did anything that bad." Kakashi made a futile attempt to sooth Sasuke's trembling fury. However, this futility wasn't so futile as he thought. He was still trembling though.
"But… Kakashi! He—he KISSED me! NARUTO! DOBE! Naruto kissed me! I ought to beat him smiteless!" Sasuke whined as he pointed a finger accusingly at a poster on a wall… of some girl in an orange bikini with a black hat. Kakashi was close to falling over, as he took a hold of Sasuke's pointing hand and directed it toward the real heap on the ground. "Oh…"
"Relax, Koi. It's not as if he did it on purpose. Technically it's your fault for trying to get away from me, Minx." Kakashi laughed wholehearted. Sasuke got mad and turned around to face Kakashi, only to face a bush.
"MY fault! I wouldn't have done it if you didn't try to carry me to my house!" Sasuke noticed that this person he was screaming at was motionless. "Kakashi?" Sasuke looked around still blinded. He received a tap on the shoulder from the real Kakashi. "Oh… yes well… I'm not about to repeat that." Kakashi was amused.
"Sasuke, if you're going to argue with me don't get your attention drawn to wanting to use a public restroom like a bush." Kakashi grinned behind the mask. Sasuke huffed as he gently abraded his eyes with his forearm. He cringed at the discontent of the heat that swelled in his eyes as he massacred his vision further. Realizing that rubbing his eyes had no grant of grace, he stopped.
"You… Oh forget it, ya jerk." Sasuke mumbled, now stumbling here and there, trying to find his way to his house. It was official that Sasuke was completely optically challenged. How long this was going to last he didn't know, all he knew as that he was leaving a very conscience-stricken Kakashi. He knew it would blow itself over, but right now Sasuke needed to be alone to rant amphigory to himself.
"Sa—Sasuke… What the…" Naruto got up very confused. Apparently so was Hinata. This Kawarimi no Jutsu had gone completely out of order.
"Mou… Sasuke! Jotou mata!" Kakashi called out. Sasuke needn't turn around to know who it was. Sasuke aspirated a few phrases to himself. "Sasuke! I said wait!" The Jounin was about twenty yards from Sasuke when he began to run. "Oh come on! I was kidding! The bush thing was a joke! A JOKE!" Kakashi ran after him.
"Leave me alone! I just want to think!"
"Not while you're mad at me!" Kakashi easily caught up to the boy, what with his wobbling to the right and left. Bumping into things. The sight was rather entertaining. He caught Sasuke by the collar and forced him to fall into Kakashi. The two seemed to have much affluence of arguments where Sasuke blindly runs away metaphorically and Kakashi either leaves him be for a bit or runs after him. "Sasuke… I don't want you mad at me or anything else for that matter. Don't be so upset over something so silly and calm down." Kakashi attempted to reconcile this conflict. "This is ridiculous…"
"No it's not…"
"Yes it is."
"How can it be?"
"You're being very stubborn."
"Shut up!"
"That's insensitive."
"Was not!"
"Yes it was."
Sasuke grimaced at nothing, knowing Kakashi was behind him and embracing him so tightly annoyed him. This wasn't something he took so lightly. "You're still a jerk!"
"Sasuke… Why am I a jerk? What was it that I did so wrong?"
"Because you…" He and Kakashi were in a rather unusual disposition. "You kid too much…" Sasuke looked down slightly embarrassed. The silvery-haired Jounin twitched.
"That's it? That's why you walked away? I thought… And then… Huh?" The situation was astonishing. Sasuke had freaked out over a simple retarded joke?
"No! You! Damn it…" Sasuke choked, not knowing how to put it was agitating. He pouted almost too cute for his own good. "It's just that every time I get mad you ALWAYS make some crummy joke. It… can't believe I'm saying this… it hurts my… feelings." Kakashi froze for a minute, remorse flowing in his heart. "I know it sounds stupid but it really hurts every time."
"Sasuke… How come you never said anything? I… I didn't know… I'm sorry… I never meant to do that…" Kakashi squeezed the boy tightly. Sullenness entered Kakashi's heart, as Sasuke was quiet, seeming to not want to talk to Kakashi anymore. There was a long silence as the two stood there. Ten minutes had passed and they said nothing. No one even passed by…
Kakashi grew tired of the silence that shouldn't have happened. "How are your eyes?" were his words.
"…They're not doing too well… I rubbed my eyes too much…" Sasuke replied blankly. Why would Kakashi ask such a stupid question at a time like this? Oh well. He might as well ask why. And he quotes "Why would you ask such a stupid question?"
"Was it stupid?"
"Yes it was."
"That may be so."
"Then why did you ask?"
"Because I love you."
"I…" Sasuke paused, staring into the back of his eyelids. He could no longer open them to see Kakashi's face, to see if Kakashi was joking around or not. This bothered him very much. "Why… Then why don't you know when I don't like the things you do?"
"Because…" Now it was Kakashi's turn to be silenced. "Because I… I get nervous when people get upset… I… guess… I kind of… lose myself and try to change the topic by annoying people…?" He felt like a moron. (Hey I figured that adults have their own problems with how to deal with things too!) "I'm sorry… I promise never to do that again." He kissed Sasuke gently on his scalp.
"Do you absolutely promise with all your might?"
"Aa, Sasuke-kun… I promise."
"One more question…"
"Yes?"
"Do you love me?"
"With all my being… sai ai no Sasuke…" The ebony-haired Jounin sighed as he leaned into his lover, letting the Jounin hold him tightly. "Can I have a kiss?" Sasuke whirled around, not moving any further. "Sasuke?"
"I… not now…" Sasuke looked down at nothing. His head was just looking down. Kakashi's hands went back down to his sides, his eyes slightly wide.
"Is there something else, Koi?" He looked down at the considerably quiet teenager; he looked like a mass of hair from the position Sasuke was in. Sasuke shook his head no. He began to notice that the light shining through his eyelids was diminishing.
"Not really… Kakashi… if it's not too much to ask… can you walk me home…? No carrying?" Sasuke didn't move, waiting for Kakashi's response. The silver-haired Jounin ran a hand through his spiky hair, and complied, not about to enrage the boy further. He took Sasuke's hand and pulled him along the yellow tan road, laced with pedals of a nearby green house. Unfortunately Sasuke could not see any of this. "Ow… My eyes really hurt… How did this happen?" Tsunade and Iruka were also unable to open their eyes. Apparently the legendary medical Ninja was also stumped. Kakashi didn't bother answering as their walk continued. He had his own thoughts he obviously needed to caress. Did Sasuke say something wrong? No one could really blame Sasuke if he didn't want a kiss could they? Everything was going very wrong today. He placed his free hand upon the place that Naruto had pecked. He trembled at the disgusting thought. "Stupid dobe…" He said under his breath. He noticed a cold and spreading tap upon the shoulder. He whirled around to see who it was. Of course he couldn't see. He winced at the pain of trying to open his eyes. He felt a prick of water hit his face hard. "Ouch! Kakashi did you just spit?" The silver-haired Jounin turned around to look at the boy. "Apparently not…" Another hit his head. "Oh… I get it now." The gods seemed to have been mocking him from the heavens. Soon it became downpour and he was not in the mood to get wet. Nor was he in the mood to have any hit his eyes. Opening them was hard; shutting them tight was a harder job. Water could easily get into his eyes. "Ow, ow, ow, OW! YEOWCH! " The last yelp was emphasized as Kakashi began to run, dragging Sasuke with him. His feet were twisting around as he was caught off guard. "Kakashi! Hey! You're hurting me!" he yelled over the rain that seemed to stomp on the ground.
"Do you want to get sick or get a pulled muscle?" Kakashi hollered over the rain. "Sasuke you may want to pick up the pace." Sasuke nodded and per-step his legs spread to run faster. The two held hands and ran in silence, other than the thrums of the rain, their breaths and the slosh of their feet crudely hitting the ground. The run was very long, and seemed like forever. Sasuke's stamina was beginning to run low; he didn't know about Kakashi's though. They were silent for most of the long run. It was better that they run; otherwise they would be uncomfortable. 'Say something…' Sasuke thought within his mind. 'Say something, Kakashi… why are you so quiet? Say something….' He pleaded. 'SAY SOMETHING! Say ANYTHING!' He stared at the back of the silver-haired Jounin's head. It hurt so much that he might have done something wrong. What was it that he did so wrong to make Kakashi become so silent to him? 'I'm dying here! Am I just being paranoid?' His mind screamed at the mental silence. It was tearing him apart. "Are you getting tired?" Kakashi looked back and yelled to Sasuke. The ebony-haired Jounin nodded, panting heavily. "There's a small coffee shop over there, if you'd like we can take a break. However, you better make sure you can adapt to its light." Sasuke nodded as he was pulled towards the shop. The two ran in, breathing heavily. "Aiya! It's damn freezing!" Sasuke felt better, knowing that Kakashi was talking to him made it a little less heartbreaking. Sasuke looked down and away from the light… more or less he didn't LOOK away or at all. Sasuke felt his hand being pulled to some kind of direction, direction that he couldn't tell. "Oh! Why isn't it Hyuuga Neji and TenTen! Gai-kun's pupils right?" Sasuke lifted his head in confusion; blinded by the light his hands covered his eyes. Neji nodded in silence, as TenTen was blank and didn't bother looking… or opening her eyes for that matter. "TenTen-chan? Were you also blinded by Lee's AWSOME teeth?" Kakashi emphasized 'Awesome' because people gaped. So obviously it was awesome and OWsome. TenTen grumbled and nodded something about his profuse donation of grins. Sasuke shuddered at the thought of how much Neji and TenTen had to suffer such torture. Especially seeing as the duo including Gai wore HIDEOUS green jumpsuits and orange leg warmers that were a complete fashion don't! The fact that it was teeth shine times two wouldn't help at all.
"Some times I cannot fathom how painful this life of endless injustice is. Our old training was such cruelty to our merits as well." Neji scratched the back of his head. "Sasuke-san, you too have been assaulted by Lee's infamous White Strips of Doom? Brought to you by Crest." The last sentence was said under his breath. Sasuke's teeth chattered for a minute. "Have a seat by the way."
"Yeah. Apparently it's smiles galore. Sometimes I just want to beat Lee smiteless. Huh?" Sasuke was pushed into a seat from which he couldn't see. It was just as cold as he was. Most likely it was in one of the booths.
"Sasuke, sit down, I'll get you some hot coffee."
"Kakashi! Get yourself one too! You'll freeze to death if you're not careful!" Sasuke grabbed Kakashi by a random area from which he did not know.
"Uh…" Neji looked away.
"Neji?" TenTen turned her head to Neji's direction. The creamy purple-eyed Jounin whispered something in her ear. "Oh my!" She giggled, soon becoming hysterical. Kakashi was twitching and stammering.
"What?" Sasuke turned his head into the direction of the laugh.
"Sasuke… let go of Kakashi-san's crotch." Neji held his nose, from fear that he might bleed. Sasuke twitched his hand away. TenTen fell over laughing in hysterical laughter, more or less she fell on Neji. Sasuke's face went completely red with embarrassment.
"Kakashi… I…" His voice went high and squeamish. "I am so sorry…. I didn't mean too! Really I didn't! Oh my god… I…" His hands were shoved in front of his own face, he was completely terrified. His soaked hands shook on his lap, from what just happened and the cold. He then felt some kind of material wrap around his shoulders. "Whoa—what's this?" His hands clutched the rugged material.
"Sasuke, you're shivering like a maniac. Be careful or you'll get really ill." Kakashi's soothing voice had warmed Sasuke enough already. The boy nodded and the red stain on his face faded to a light pink. "I'll be right ba—whoa!"
"ACHOOO!" Sasuke… achooed. This was probably a small cold but whatever. "Oh boy…" Sasuke muttered under some tissues grabbed from some funny shiny box. "Craptacular, this is just my luck." He clutched whatever was around his shoulders. He wanted to see what it was so badly, and not look like he was sleeping for that matter. He tried his best to open his eyes. They pried open about three or so millimeters. "This is a little better." He squinted, fascinated and transfixed by this green squishy green material that was slightly moist but was enough to keep him warm. He noticed some whispering that he could recognize were TenTen and Neji, shortly after TenTen had finished laughing her ass off. "What? What are you two talking about?" Their eyes darted from him to each other. Sasuke only say blurs that twitched here and there. The whispers stopped and the blurs faced him and were just silent. "Care to fill me in?"
"Well, Kakashi's not in here anymore." TenTen said almost a matter of factly. Sasuke scratched his head, looking from side to side, looking for silver soaked mop of hair.
"I told TenTen, seeing as she can't see." Neji's blurry finger pointed at her. The short ebony-haired Jounin nodded. However that wasn't his concern, it was Kakashi. He slid to the end of the booth to the roof to floor window that spread along the entire shop's north wall, a few frames supporting it. He pressed his hand against the window, seeing blobs coming down at the windows.
"Kakashi… doko nanou?" He whispered to himself. Where did he go? Why did he leave him? He shook his head, trying a new way to clear up his eyes. It didn't work…
"Hey! Neji, I think that my eyes are a little better!" TenTen pointed at her now squinting eyes. "Ah! Haha! You look just like some kind of blob from Mars!" TenTen giggled again, almost like she was drunk. "Sasuke-kun! You too!" She pointed at Sasuke. "Whoa! My finger's a blurry! Teehee!" She shielded her mouth with her hands. "Aiya! Sugar rush!" Sasuke felt like falling over right at the moment.
"Coffee?" Sasuke mused.
"Oh yeah…" The long ebony-haired Jounin male scratched the back of his head. Chagrined by TenTen's pathetic degrading state. She was laughing like a hyena. "Ma… Nanda… Oh?" Sasuke looked at the older blurry Jounin. He was staring at something behind him. Sasuke turned around, to meet the blur of something going over his face and body. The thick cloth muffled his scream. He quickly ripped it off his now red face from surprise.
"What was that? Huh?" He looked up at a dark figure in front of him. His vision ever so slightly cleared up and his squints became half-closed eyes, just like Kakashi's. Speak of the devil. "Kakashi…" The silver-haired Jounin had returned, bringing a towel with him. Only one towel, slightly moist from the rain. "Where did you… why only…?" He stared almost blankly from the towel to Kakashi.
"I went into your house through an open window. You should be more careful you know." Kakashi smiled from under the very soaked mask. It stuck even more to his face. "Dry your hair. I don't want you getting sick." He did as he was told rubbed the towel through his head. "Hold on, I'll go get the coffee."
Sasuke gave a vague nod. "Thanks a lot Kakashi." His lips curved into a smile at the slightly dark shaded Jounin, courtesy of operation 'Blind People by White Teeth No Jutsu'. "Black with cream?" The older Jounin grinned beneath the mask, and went to the counter. Between the three Jounin there was an awkward silence. Sasuke looked from the two ebony-haired teammates, and sighed. Figuring that he only had one idea to break the silence, he said, "N-Neji… why don't you ever cut your hair?"
Part 2 Pervert
Sunday Evening
The ebony-haired Jounin sat at the center of the bed, as he stared blankly at the setting sun, shortly after he finished packing for the following Tuesday. A few more hours prior to the disappearance of the huge bright THING hanging in the sky. His eyes had completely healed and he was just fine. All for just one little thing.
"Achoo!" Sasuke lightly rubbed the brim of his nose with his index finger. "Stupid no good rotten rain…" His voice trailed off as arms were wrapped around his neck. The rain had stopped but still…
"Hey…" The silver-haired Shinobi whispered. "You shouldn't insult Mother Nature there, Sasuke." Kakashi mildly kissed the boy's cheek. The younger ninja couldn't help but giggle. (Hah! Sis! Poking to the face equals giggles!) "Hmm… That's cute…" The two watched the sun begin to set in silence, then Sasuke sighed something incoherent. "Huh?"
"I just said… never mind…" The teenager's lips mouthed something as he leaned back into the older Jounin's chest. "Hmm… I just remembered something…"
"Oh? Pray tell…" The Jounin grinned.
"Wh-What happened to that ice-cream?" Sasuke slightly blushed, memories of the other day slowly falling into place. "The one from yesterday? We haven't touched it."
"Oh… I stuck it in the freezer." The silver-haired Jounin lowered his hands and squeezed his lover's shoulders tightly. "Want to finish it?" He purred. Sasuke's face became tinged with a light pink for a second.
"But—but… I'm about to have dinner in a few minutes…"
"Hmm? But it's… only eight!" Kakashi whined.
"Only? I'm not going to ask whether you're joking or not because I just might get the wrong answer." Sasuke agitatedly remarked. His blank eyes moved toward the clouds silhouetted by the sun. "Sometimes I lament over falling in love with you." He smiled to himself… LIES!
"Yeah, well… You love me… I like that. I won't let you go for anything. Unless I'm suffocating you, then I will." Sasuke fake hacked with a grin on his face.
"What if I tried to get away? Wouldn't that mean you'd be suffocating me with love? Or is that possible."
"Why you little…" He tightened the grip on the boy's shoulders. "I can suffocate you that way too." He then began to gently kiss Sasuke just under the ear, trailing down to the end of the button top shirt, Sasuke's face felt hot to the touch. He gasped as Kakashi unbuttoned the first… button. "You…" He gently kissed the newly exposed skin. His hand lowered to the next button, and undid it. "Are…" He kissed again, and repeated the sequence of unbuttoning. The ebony-haired boy began to tremble, his face going pale as it already was. "Mine…" His tongue ran along the trail of kisses Kakashi had left. The younger Jounin's spine tingled at the hot moist feeling that went from shoulder to neck. Before he could react, his entire body was pressed onto the mattress. His body was pinned by the weight of the much taller, much stronger (Not so much heavier) Shinobi. He began to struggle in a frantic state, it almost seemed helpless. "Relax, Koi. Today's to-do list doesn't involve doing you…" He grinned and licked his lips. As much as he was so eager to touch Sasuke… Ahem… everywhere… he was to refrain. "You're too beautiful to taint…" The boy's face went a light pink. "Do you know how precious and beautiful you are?" Scratch that… any more blushing and his face would be that brighter pink that blinds your eyes. ANYWAY! Sasuke didn't reply; he just remained silent. The silver-haired Jounin tugged back the boy's shirt by the collar, exposing his shoulder blades. Kakashi's face was so close to Sasuke's back; he could feel the hot breath hover over him. The fact that Kakashi wanted Sasuke's virginity to be taken by none other than himself was completely obvious to anyone. Like lightning on a clear day, much like this one. Sasuke's breath began to quicken as the Jounin trailed yet more kisses down his bony back. The ebony-haired boy began to struggle, slightly frustrated. "I already told you, I'm not going to DO anything to you… You can trust me on that… I think…" Kakashi slowly released his weight on Sasuke's body. The boy quickly turned his body to lay on his back.
"Wrong again. I don't trust you." He quickly pulled himself up and tenderly pressed his lips to the other Jounin's. He couldn't help but smile as he looked into his benign eyes, making him think. "Kakashi…"
"Uh-huh?"
"People used to say my eyes are dark. Are they dark?" Kakashi cupped the boy's face with his hands, locked eyes into his for a good few moments, tugged the boy up and kissed Sasuke hard on the lips. The boy gasped, and what with Kakashi's personality what better way to abuse it than slip his tongue in? The two released and Sasuke fell back on the bed. Great… he's between a bed and a pervert. "Can't you just ever hug?"
"They're enticing… That's probably not all they say about your eyes, Sasuke… You've only heard one part of what they say…" Kakashi whispered, breath heavy and… whatnot. The tips of his fingernails and obviously fingers marked their way along the boy's pale complexion. Sasuke couldn't help but quietly laugh. "Hmm?"
"So… people talk behind my back… No wonder I sneeze so much." He rubbed the brim of his nose. He cracked a sardonic smile, and rolled to his side. "What in hell do they see in me anyway? I'm just a mop of black hair. Those girls scare me smiteless." When he was about to rant some other things Kakashi picked Sasuke up by the back and pulled him into a gentle embrace. "Well… that's a start…" He wanted to wring his arms around the older Jounin but Kakashi's held them by the shoulders and hands pinned to his own chest.
"They see the same thing I do… I just see more ne?" The silver-haired Jounin grinned as he released his possessive grip. Too lazy to get back up, Sasuke fell back down to the bed with a quiet thud. The younger Jounin frowned. "Mmm? What's with that look?" Sasuke looked down at his stomach and gave a sheepish grin, as a light sound emitted from it. "Ooh…"
"Yeah… Can you get off? I need to get me some food so…" The older Jounin couldn't help but laugh. He bent down and kissed the forehead of the smaller frame lain before him, and pulled the mask back over his face. Sasuke sat up quickly. "That one was on the forehead. Why are you leaving?" The smile Kakashi had given did not abandon Sasuke's mind or that of the face behind the mask. His hand landed on the ebony hair of the younger Jounin, and ran here and there.
"I'm just off to pick up the rules and regulation papers for the race. Tomorrow I'll come back here and review with you. Or are you intent on reading that many pages on your own?" The silver-haired Shinobi brought his hand down to the back of Sasuke's neck and pulled his head against Kakashi's chest. "Do you?" The younger ninja shook his head no. "Exactly my point there. Now I'll see you later, have fun eating your dinner, Koi." He said cheerfully.
"Oh ha… very funny…" Sasuke bitterly said. "This sucks… I'm out of tomatoes." Kakashi couldn't help but laugh. The younger Jounin glared. "Really, it's not that funny, baka."
"Aww don't say that! You'll make me laugh again!" Kakashi grinned as he once again ruffled the boy's hair. "Catch you later." With that, Kakashi stepped out the window and waved a good-bye. Sasuke did the same; just he flexed his fingers around wildly. Though, he was still frowning. Once Kakashi had been lost sight of, Sasuke jumped off the bed for some inexplicable reason as to why he jumped and stormed into the kitchen. Pulling out some leftover ramen, the previous conversation processed through his head. Bringing him to the work race. That's right, the race was two days from now. Kakashi and Sasuke would be racing against god knows how many teams. Well then again he would soon find out… and God wasn't the only one who knew. Obviously, Tsunade knew. Moving on to the topic at hand. He shoved the Ramen into the microwave, set up the time and whatnot and sat down.
Kakashi had left and Sasuke was there alone, and was now in the solitude of his house… There was an awkward silence as thoughts cleared out of Sasuke's head. It had been a while since Kakashi left Sasuke alone. Not including going to bed and waking up in the morning… most of the time anyway. It had been a long while since the time when Sasuke would be left alone all of the time. Kakashi would seem to be there. If not, Naruto would be there to rack his nerves. His head hit the table as his brain began to hurt, possibly due to an overdose of long-term thinkage. There was a silence aside the humming of the microwave. There was ultimately nothing in his mind… blank… Until…
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
SMACK!
The microwave had apparently racked his nerves ten times as fast as Naruto could ever do…
Sasuke impatiently pulled out the ramen by the base of the bowl. As he slowly pulled it out he noticed a funny tingling sensation in the palm of his hands. No it wasn't tingling… it was…. Stinging… Yes stinging! He looked at the stinging hand to find the bowl of ramen flat on his palm. Oh… so that's where it's coming from… With that, Sasuke screamed in pain and dropped the pre-bowled Ramen out of his hands, a small amount spilling out. He caught it with his foot and kicked it onto the counter.
"Why couldn't my pain-receptors kick in a little faster than that?" Sasuke grumbled. "So this is what I did during the time I was alone. Well… that must've sucked." He frowned as he walked toward the sink, grabbed a towel and wiped away the fallen contents. He gave an apathetic "Wee… Cleaning is fun…" as he sat down to begin eating what was left of the ramen. What the smite?
After a few hours of contemplating what was wrong with him, Sasuke stared blankly at the empty bowl for a few minutes, moved his head a little left to avoid it, and slammed his head onto the table again. "Oh, God…" He groaned. "I'm lonely… How the hell did this happen…"
Part 3 Regulations
Monday Morning
"Damn you!" The ebony-haired easily red-eyed Jounin ran toward the assigned visitor. "How could you do this to me?" The silver-haired visitor stared in confusion with his one visible eye. His face was instantly pulled down to be at eye-level with the other. "You… I was…. I was lonely! People like me? No! They don't get lonely! No sir they do not! Then how in shits name do you explain me getting lonely yesterday? You! You and you frequent visiting got me attached to company! At least I was used to it before you…. You… MYARG! Forget it!" He huffed angrily, letting go of the concealed face.
"A—are you done?" The older Jounin said bloodlessly as possible, almost about to jump out of his skin at the enraged performance Sasuke had just given him.
"Yes…" He said blankly, and wrapped his arms slightly under the silver-haired Shinobi's chest. "I hate you so much…" Also known as, "I missed you so much" but I'm sure Kakashi knew what Sasuke meant. "You shouldn't leave me alone so long…" The older Jounin couldn't help but smile, as he gently brought his arms onto Sasuke's shoulders.
"I'm sorry, Koi… I won't do it again…" He knew how far Sasuke had come from the numbness and solitude formerly known as the life he had lived and came out of alive. The absentmindedness of being alone had melted away, so there they were, talking about how Sasuke couldn't be left alone too long. "I was only gone for so long though."
"I know, I know but it's all your fault! You damn hell watch me sleep nearly every night and pick me up in the morning! It's no surprise that I could get lonely!" He said it with a hint of remorse in his voice. His head was inane as the contents began to pour out.
"Mou… Sasuke-kun?" the Jounin slightly droned as he stroked the younger one's hair. "I have the Rules and regulations, the title is, 'Rules and regulations'. Let's have a look shall we?" The boy nodded. "Okay then." The snowy-haired (Silver, white, snowy it makes no difference… For future reference, shut up onee! XD) Jounin coaxed the hands that tightly gripped his mid-section off and back to the unwilling owner's sides. The whine Sasuke released from his mouth was so darling and childish, that Kakashi couldn't help but laugh. "The papers are right here." He flailed them around in his left hand. "Twenty-nine pages long, Koi. Small print doesn't help." Sasuke gaped at the smitewad of paper that was held before him. The print was smaller than eight font on Microsoft word!
I'm sure that from another dimension or parallel universe to them (Such as us) you could hear this Jounin scream, "WHAT THE SMITE IS TSUNADE THINKING!"
Authors note: Seeing as I don't have enough time to go through all whatever rules and regulations there are, I'll make it short.
After reading the ENTIRE thing, about several hours had passed. What with the big words it took them twice as long as it should have. They decided that they only needed to remember a number of rules. The main one being "Don't let Naruto eat your supply of Ramen", which was the very first one.
Authors Second Note: Unfortunately I haven't a clue what all of the rules are exactly and I don't recall them all, so I'll just give you fourteen of them, some of which I needed to make up on my own.
Don't let Uzumaki Naruto eat your supply of ramen.
You must bring your passport and some fresh cloths; this is not a walk in the park.
We will supply enough money for you to get around.
There are pit stops you are expected to reach
The final team to reach the pit stop may be eliminated. However, if it is a none-elimination round, you will remain in the race, but there is a penalty. The person at the rendezvous point will announce it.
Between the beginning and the time when you reach the pit stop, there are separate tasks you must do by finding clues in boxes you will find or be handed. You only take one, as the other teams need one two. Should one team haven't a clue, they will be given an extra and the matter will be decided after the round.
Directions will be given through these clues
If you are unable or unwilling to continue one of the tasks, you are to wait three hours beginning after the next team comes in.
If there is a serious injury to one of the competitors, a medical team will stand by.
Injuring another team or your own teammate is verboten.
Use of Ninjutsu, Genjutsu or Taijutsu will result in immediate disqualification.
You are to be accompanied by a cameraman.
Please don't beat up the cameraman. It's not nice…
The starting point is the main Konoha training area. If you don't know where that is where the hell have you been?
Good Luck.
Kakashi and Sasuke stared at the paper for a moment, looked at each other, and shuddered. Sasuke walked to his desk and opened the drawer, pulled out a highlighter, went back to Kakashi and the paper and highlighted, "Don't let Uzumaki Naruto Eat your supply of ramen". Kakashi stared at the ebony-haired Jounin for a moment and shrugged.
"You might want to double highlight that one…"
Chapter 2 End
Oh my god…. That took me so damn long! Sorry for all the people who had to wait! I had spring homework I was doing in between while it was spring vacation and then I had schoolwork and then my mom banned me from computer on the weekdays. I'm so worried because I have no idea whether I have homework for day one or not because I was SICK ON FRIDAY! Ahem! Anyway! Part three was short but whatever. I just wanted you people to read the rules because I'm sure that some of you will be clueless if you don't.
YES I KNOW! OOC on Sasuke! So what? If you're left alone after not being alone twenty-four seven you can expect that!