Disclaimer: I am NOT, I repeat NOT the Sunny Hazefield from this story (yeah it's a story so you'd better believe it). This IS a story so don't complain. Kind of a different type of story from a lot of other stories from FanFiction though.
Hello! My name is Sunny Hazefield. I'm a journalist and my project for this month is interviews with Harry Potter and People That He Knows. I've been a fan Harry Potter, cause like he's the Boy-Who-Lived! He actually managed to not get killed by You-Know-Who, or let's just say it since he does. Voldemort. Of course he's only finished his fifth year at Hogwarts right now, but he already had many adventures. It is well known that the Ministry of Magic have been trying to cover up some of the latest adventures though, so I've decided to have separate interviews with Harry Potter and People That He Knows, to reveal their side of story. Cool huh? Well then let's get started!
I've decided to interview Harry Potter first since he's the center of attention (duh). Although his horrid Muggle Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon would explode if they found out, but I'm meeting him at Mrs. Figg's home. Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, and fat Dudley is visiting their horrible Aunt Marge and thinks Harry is suffering at Mrs. Figg's so let them think that, cause if they think Harry's enjoying it, they would never send him.
I'm walking over to Mrs. Figg's house holding my notebook in one hand and a bag carrying quills, extra rolls of parchment, and everything I might need for writing. It reeks like cats even from out on the sidewalk in front of her house. Oh well, guess I'll have to hold it in for the sake of the interview. I'm knocking on the door and guess who answered:
Harry: Oh hello. I presume that you are Ms. Hazefield? (His manner is just CHARMING)
Sunny: gushing Yes I am. You must be Harry Potter! squealing
Harry: blushing Oh don't be such a lunatic. (That was, I guess not that nice. But still) Although I've been getting that expression from everyone I've met for the first time, I'm still not used to it.
Sunny: Oh of course then I won't. seems much more calm
Harry: Uhh, are we going to have an interview here, or would you mind coming in?
Sunny: Oh pardon me! Of course I'll come in. I'm a little out of it today apologizing, actually begging on her knees
Harry: turning scarlet Get up please! It's not biggie.
So that's how I went inside Ms. Figg's home. I guess I overdid it, but I mean gushing, it's HARRY POTTER! Anyway, I went inside and that sweet boy started boiling some water for tea. He took out some cookies too and brought it to where we were going to have the interview. It was actually chocolate chip cookies! My favorite! Or maybe whatever he gives me is a favorite… Or is it not? Oh whatever, anyway I got really excited. I gobbled up all the cookies and asked for more. Harry seemed to look at the plate and raise his eyebrow at me. Hey, what's so funny? I just gobbled up a plate of cookies in two minutes without giving a rest. Maybe I kind of went overboard with that… But they were sooo good! They're even better if by any chance he (Harry) made them. Ooh my mouth is starting to hurt. Maybe I stuffed in too much cookies at a time… Wow tea's done already. He just handed it to me. OOPS! I accidently touched him! AHHH! I touched the Boy-Who-Lived! Yay!
Harry: Umm Ms. Hazefield?
Sunny: Yes? out of breath
Harry: Why are you jumping on the couch?
Sunny: Uhh…
Harry: Oh your tea spilled all over. I'll be right back with a rag to clean it up.
Sunny: Hehe…
Harry: Would you like another cup of tea after?
Sunny: squeaks Thank you.
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have jumped. But I actually touched him! I mean it's not everyday that you touch HARRY POTTER! Anyways I do guess I have to calm down a little. We do have to start the interview sometime… Harry Potter just cleaned up the spill.
Sunny: Where's Mrs. Figg?
Harry: Oh she went shopping for cat food at the moment miss.
HE CALLED ME MISS! Oh my gosh, I'm going to show-off to all my friends tomorrow. Or not… I forgot that this is a secret till it's published.
Sunny: Well then let's start the interview!
Harry: Sure. Puts down Ms. Hazefield's new cup of tea on a table
Sunny: Okay let me just get out my quill.
Sunny: Alright I've got it out. Now let's start.
Okay, ohhhh wait, I got to go right now. I'll right down the interview on the next entry. Okay and try to stay safe till I get you tomorrow. Although you ARE just a piece of parchment, you're a SECRET parchment.
