Author's Note: Sorry for updating soooo late…. Got a bit caught up with homework and all…. Got 2 biggie projects comin up…
Disclaimer: I DISclaim…. All characters except that fanatic and the plot and ideas…
MashaMalfoy: Thanx sooo soo much for reviewing I'll try to update as fast as possible…
So to get back to my "SECRET" interviews… I AM WITH HARRY POTTER sigh oh yeah, the interview…. Silly me..
Sunny: taking parchment and quill in hand So, from what I know of you, you defeated YOU-KNOW-WHO! How did you ever manage?
Harry: nervously I really didn't know, but now I do. My mother left a love spell or enchantment thing on me… to protect me.
Sunny: scratching her head that's supposed to be good right?
Don't say it… I know I know it's a stupid question… but I was confused!
Harry: Yes. Any more questions?
Sunny: Oh of course! What is the big deal between you and Hermione Granger?
Harry: There is nothing between me and Hermione. We're just easy-going buddies.
PHEW… That was close… Maybe I should just tell him that I like him and… ahhh! I'm blushing!
Harry: uh is something the matter? You're face is really red.
Sunny: NO NO NO! NO-thing is the matter thank you.
Harry: You seem a bit hot. Do you have a fever?
OMG! He said I'm hot! Nobody's ever said that to me! AHHHHHH! Wait a ! second... He said something about a fever… Oh shoot. He meant I seemed ILL probably… I'm gonna hate that word forever.
Harry: Uh maybe you should do this interview another time. You seem sick.
wHaT? The famous harry potter called me sick? Wahh! Maybe I should have calm down… now he thinks I'm crazy!
In the backround a faint music is gently teasing
Lonely,
I am so Lonely,
I have no body,
To call my own!
Sunny: sniffing I'll take my leave now.
Harry: Yes. Please come again another time when you feel better.
Sunny: STOOOOOOOOOOP RIGHT THERE! YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT I WAS SICK? AS IN FEELING UNWELL AND A BIT OF A COUGH? NOT THE I'M SO CRAZY AND ABNORMAL SICK?
Harry: Why I'd never say that to you Ms. Hazefield. You are such a kind and beautiful young women, why should I?
EeK! He said I'm- I'm kind… and he said… I'm BEAUTIFUL!
You tell me I'm pretty,
You tell me I'm sweet,
But when you have left me,
I know that your gone.
Since your arms went around me,
Comforting me from tears.
When you arms depart away from me,
I know that you're never there-
That song… No those songs… MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
Harry: Uh is something wrong Ms. Hazefield?
Sunny: No. You just made my day.
Harry: Uhh OK. Whatever you say.
Sunny: Tell me, how did you meet Mr. Ronald Weasl- cough -Weasley.
Harry: eagerly Ron is my best friend. He is the greatest friend a guy could have.
Sunny: Uh huh. OK. Is there any special girl that has your attention now?
Harry: that's private.
Sunny: So… you have a girl?
If he does… I'M GONNA SUICIDE!
Harry: You wouldn't necessarily call anybody my girl.
Sunny: Oh puh-LEEZ.
Harry: CC…
Sunny: CC? what's that?
Harry: The answer. Now do you have any other questions or should I show you the door?
Oh geezers… He's mad at me.. I'd better not ask him private questions anymore.. Oh well.
Sunny: Yes uh eh hem.. Is it true that you can form a patronus?
Harry: Yes.
Sunny: REALLY? OH MY GOSH THAT IS SOOO AMAZING!
Harry:……? looking at Sunny weirdly
Sunny: Oh umm excuse me. What I meant to say is the patronus… How?
I really didn't mean an outburst like that.. Silly me… And I expect to be a secret journalwriter…. AGHH!
Harry: What do you mean exactly?
Sunny: Like ummmm… what's the animal?
Harry: OHHH you mean the form. You must really be inexperienced in magic. It takes a form of a stag.
Sunny: Oh yes… blushing How'd did you ever manage to learn?
Harry: Oh by Professor Lupin.
Sunny: THE WEREWOLF? THE DANGEROUS HORRIBLE WEREWOLF?
Harry: Get the hell out of this place. I won't accept foul words about Professor Lupin.
Sunny: No I meant… I'm really sorry… I meant, "The werewolf teacher? The safe and wonderful werewolf teacher?"
Harry: Yes… Although you do know you were exaggerating right?
Sunny: Of course.
Sunny: How do you think of the… H-O-T DRACO MALFOY? 3
Harry: I hate him.
Sunny: Wha-? But he's soooooo sexy!
Harry: that bag of dirt? Sexy? Hah. I'll spit on what you just said.
Sunny: Hey, don't say that.
Harry: Yes, whatever Ms. Hazefields.
Sunny: What do you think of Cedric Diggory? How did he die?
Harry: I don't think. I know. Cedric Diggory died by Mr. Foul Voldie.
Sunny: Y-you m-m-mean V-v-voldemort?
Harry: You mean Volde-WART.
Sunny: giggles nervously yes. Him. But it could not be him too.
Harry: I SAW THE WHOLE THING!
Sunny: Okay, I believe you. I think that's the end of my interview. Thank you for you're time.
Harry: Oh it was nothing. Well bye.
He just pushed and SLAMMED the door on me! I hate him! I hate hate hate double hate him! Or maybe….. HE IS SOOOOOOO COOL! AHHHHH I'M IN MORE LOVE 3 WITH HIM THEN EVER WELL BYE! NEXT STOP IS RONALD WEASLEY… BUT FIRST THAT INTERVIEW MIGHT COME LATER…
THANKS ALL FOR YOUR TIME!
Author's Note: Finally Hazefield interviews Harry Potter is DONE! Hazefield interviews Ronald Weasley will probably come reallllllllly late…. Well thanx people!