Nothing like some pudding
Chapter two, Just another day under City Hall
Ishi would like to say thank you for reading and coming to the next chapter w/out skippin' to the last! You'll be happy to know that us crazies, as in my buddies and I, aren't involved in this chapter, so it's safe, for now!
Disclaimer: This one doesn't own anything or anyone from Yami no Matsue, or X.
Just an F.Y.I for all of you who want to know what's Muraki's reaction to Hisoka claiming that he had a son.
"So, what you're saying, is that that little bugger is of my own flesh and blood?" Muraki questioned, and his answer was a nod, so he continued, "Ah, someone to take my place once I'm dead and gone, oh happy day! But soft, who is the mother, dear messenger?"
"First of all, quit talking like that, it's creeping me out. Your looking at him." Hisoka said then pointing his thumb at himself.
"Ok, sorry…Wait, so do you mean to tell me that instead of cursing you for the rest of your life and afterlife, forever scarred with a mark of eternal hatred, I messed up the incantation and gave you a vagina?"
"No, no! but you did give me this." Hisoka said pointing to the little spawn child.
"How?"
"Somehow." Hisoka said mysteriously, and then there was silence for a bout ten seconds, until Muraki said, "Well, consider me surprised, I have officially found something to add to the dictionary, heh, somehow baby, brilliant!"
Now, instead of being shocked and/or in disbelief, Muraki acted quiet differently than what Hisoka had expected. This was Muraki after all.
"Why didn't you say we had a kid? You've been a naughty uke! But that can wait, this calls for a celebration! Can you say, "Family vacation to Hawaii"?" Muraki exclaimed almost happily! (Scary prospect) And with that, he picked up Hisoka, who was holding Spawn, and ran off into the distance.
Even though the creation of the somehow baby was new to both Muraki and Hisoka, that didn't mean there weren't more of them roaming the earth. No, there were some before Spawn's time, but that's for another story
Meanwhile, more important things were happening. For, under City Hall, the Dragons of Earth had caught wind of Kamui, and Subaru's current situation, by way of the dreamseer, Kakyo. And to be blunt, they weren't taking it as lightly as one would hope. This story has to have a plot somewhere ya know.
Satsuki was walking down the hallway, when she heard noises coming from Kakyo, who should be better described as the 'vegetable' of earth, one of the seven angels, in a coma. Deciding there was nothing better to do, she walked into the room, where she found herself enter one of Kakyo's dreamscapes. This was used so that the rest of the angels could communicate with him. Upon walking into the dreamscape, Satsuki was greeted with the raised voices of Seishiro, Fuma and Kakyo…
"I told ya so, I told ya so! I'm never wrong!"
"Shut up Kakyo, You're giving me a headache."
"I blame you for what happened!"
"Why? It was YOUR uke who attacked MINE in the first place!"
"He learned from the best, what can I say?"
(Just so ya know, it goes Kakyo, Seishiro, Fuma, Seishiro, and then back to Fuma)
Satsuki watched as the two seme argued some more, waiting for the bloodshed to start, either between them, or the poor vegetable-man caught in the mess. But, sadly, there was none.
"Kakyo, show me what Kamui is doing now." Fuma, or better known in this current location as 'the other Kamui' ordered, after things quieted down a bit, while Seishiro, surprisingly enough, sat quietly in the corner, just watching.
Kakyo sighed, and pointed over to an image that was materializing from the darkness. It took the shape of Kamui himself, sitting in a kitchen, and opening a cup of pudding, preparing to eat it. Satsuki decided that this was boring too, so she quickly exited from the room, deciding she didn't really care what images would be portrayed from the future. She made her way down the hallway yet again, down to her room where her Beast was resting. She had to walk through Kanoe's room and upon doing so, also walked in on Kanoe, Yuto, and Kusinagi doing yoga lessons, of all things, each with an open book labeled 'Yoga for dummies' in front of them.
"Who knew this would be so relaxing?" Yuto said, flipping the page w/ his free hand.
"Speak for yourself." Kusinagi replied, with a bit of difficulty, while Kanoe watched laughing as he tried to flip his foot over his head.
After seeing the three of them in positions best not described, Satsuki, now having her daily dose of distubities, left the room as fast as she could, to Beast. While Kakyo on the other hand, was being forced to show Seishiro, and Fuma all the dreams that he could conjure up for them.
Ishi back again! The third person thing wasn't working out. I've found that it's just best to leave it inside the story! Dang this one was a short chapter! Oh well, the next one will make up for that! Now that I think about it, is that really a good thing, or a bad thing? Well, keep reading anyway! Oh, and don't mind the 'somehow baby' thing. Me and Ki have been talking about that since forever! It's a complicated thing really, best not explained here. And I wasn't joking about the fact that there were more somehow babies before Spawn's time (yes, his name is Spawn, is that cruel?) and some of them are actual characters, and some are from our own imagination. For some reason, Hiei is Kenshin's (from 'Rurouni Kenshin') overprotective mother, and his father is Kurama, so that means Kenshin is a somehow baby, and he and Sano have a somehow baby named Stephanie. It's crazy! Like I said, best not explained here.