Nothing like some pudding
Chapter three, The new chairman
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T READ CLAMP SCHOOL DETECTIVES or other various thing by Clamp! This part of the story includes some minor characters from X, who have their own series, and are the main characters of it! And its not Tokyo Babylon (besides I think Subaru and Seishiro are main characters in X anyway), Clamp School detectives' Nokoru, Suoh, and Akira! Does anyone remember them from X? Anyone! So anyways, there are a lot of shout outs to 'Clamp School defenders: Dukylon' and 'Magic Knight Rayearth' in this chapter too! If you don't read these things, that's ok too, just sit back and read!
Disclaimer: I don't own…get ready it's long… Clamp School Detectives, Clamp School Defenders: Dukylon, Magic Knight Rayearth, Tokyo Babylon, X, or Yami no Matsue, or anyone from them! (Notice all except for one of them is by CLAMP. Am I really that obsessed?)
All he could think about was domination. However, he would have to start out small, then gradually move higher and higher. He could think of no better place to start out at but Clamp Academy, highest elevation in Japan. The plan was brilliant; he waited until the chairman's two henchmen were gone. Akira, in a cooking class, and Suoh, well, we didn't know where he was, but that didn't matter, all that mattered was that the almighty Nokoru was alone, and was so carelessly unaware. That was when he attacked. For when the chairman fell, his glory and honor would fall with him, and his rights to chairman.
About a day after Nokoru was attacked and held prisoner…
"Come on, I have to eat some time!" Nokoru yelled from the corner of his office. It had been about a day since he was attacked, blindfolded, and chained tightly to the wall by long, thick ribbons, that were black and red. He was wearing only undergarments, but not any normal ones, for he had on a frilly bra, with equally frilly panties. Yes, he was in women's lingerie!
"You didn't have to strip me down to my undergarments you know." Nokoru complained. Kamui turned his chair around to face the humiliated man. Sitting on his lap was a completely hairless (except for the top of her head) black dog, which he was petting. With his free hand, he held a black fan in front of his face, covering everything except for his eyes, which were hidden by a pair of dark black glasses.
"But that's what makes it funny." Kamui replied to the ex-chairman. "Right Minnie-san?" He added to the hairless dog, who, in response, licked the bottom of his chin.
Just then, the computer on the desk made a loud 'beeeeeep' noise, accompanied by a creepy-looking old man, dancing around the screensaver, and saying in a high-pitched voice, "Alert, alert!" repeatedly. This caught Kamui by surprise.
"Oh no, there's trouble on Campus!" Said Nokoru, who instantly recognized the noise.
"I see, but that is a pretty damn weird way to alert you." Kamui said, looking at the report the computer gave. "Well, desperate times call for desperate measures!" and with that, Kamui pressed a button on the side of his chair.
While all of this was going on, Seiichiro Aoki was walking to his office to do some editing work for the monthly Asuka, when he suddenly felt the floor slide out from under him. Looking down, he saw a newly made hole caused by him triggering a hidden door, and since he didn't have enough time to react, he simply fell through it, and down a long underground tunnel, until he found himself falling flat onto a hard concrete floor of a secret underground bunker. Soon after, he was accompanied by a fellow Seal, none other than Sorata Arisugawa, who had been previously walking through the hallway of the campus trying to make it to his next class, and then falling through a similar hole. The suddenness of their calling could only mean one thing; there was trouble on the Clamp Campus, a job fit for none other than the Clamp School Defenders!
Their attention was drawn to the wall in front of them, which a large TV turned itself on, to display Kamui, sunglasses, fan, hairless dog and all, on the screen.
"I had a feeling it was you who sent us hear." Sora said.
"What did you call us for, Chief?" Aoki-san questioned.
"I called you here today because there is a catastrophe in the Clamp kitchen." Kamui explained, "Remember the new toasters that were bought by the late chairman? Well, lately, they've been doing strange things, like shooting out completely burnt toast, shocking those who tried to unplug them, really sick shit, anyway, today they went completely berserk! It's up to you to stop this madness. Are you up for it?"
"Yes, sir!" The two men said in unison, then, quickly, they discarded their clothes, and put on the traditional, 'Clamp school Defenders' uniforms, and armor. Then, as quickly as you could say 'Subaru, Seishiro, and Pants' they were off to the kitchen, to stop the evil toasters.
When they reached the main kitchen, they were horrorstruck. The toasters were strangling the cooks, and firing rock-hard toast at the lunch ladies. What was worse, the Clamp School Defenders had to get to work quickly, for the bell for lunch would ring in about five minutes!
They're first plan was to attack each toaster one by one, but there were so many and they had hostages!
"What should we do Aoki-san?" Sorata asked.
"We must find the source of their power! And fast, we only have four minutes left!" he answered. And with that, Sora quickly conjured up some of his powers, of electricity, when he had enough electrical discharge, he grabbed the nearest toaster by the cord, which just so happened to be the main toaster (even though it doesn't really make sense just go with it). Instantly, a wave of electricity flew over all of the evil toasters, causing them to break down one by one. Sure this did cause the cooks and lunch ladies' hair to stand on end, but they were all ok for the most part. Just in time for the lunch bell to ring, and kids to come storming into the cafeteria waiting for a chance to get their food.
"Well that surely was a shocking ending." Said Seiichiro when it was all over with.
"Dude, that sounded so gay." Sora said back.
"Yes, well, I'm an old married father, I'm suppose to crack cheese jokes like this." He replied back to Sora laughing.
After they checked in with Kamui, or 'Chief', they headed back to their normal locations in the world and all was calm.
Scratch that, all was not calm, for Minnie-san, the hairless dog, who was currently sleeping, woke up, fully alert, and pointed her nose in the direction of the door to the chairman's office. Kamui noted this, and could think of only two possible reasons for her to react that way, one, there was someone within a twelve foot radius with doggie treats, or intruders were coming.
Just then, the door flew open to reveal Suoh and Akira, armed and dangerous with water guns! Well, at least we know that it wasn't the doggie treats.
"We're here to take back Nokoru, so he can reclaim his position as chairman!" Suoh said to Kamui, who sat there calmly, with out showing any signs of surprise, or anger for their sudden intrusion.
"How nice! He must be very good in bed if you want him back that badly, but I'm afraid I can't let him go, I mean come on, doesn't he make lovely decoration?" Kamui said to them, looking over at Nokoru in his lingerie. However, this may have caused some embarrassment between the three chairmen, but it didn't make Suoh and Akira back down. They were determined to get Nokoru back, ah, such friendship!
"Ok then, looks like I'll have to bring in the big guns!." Kamui said happily. Then, he put his hands together as if praying, and said "I summon thee, Magic Knights!"
There was a big flash of light, blinding everyone in the room, except for Nokoru who was still blindfolded of course, but he couldn't see what was going on anyway. In the center of the room appeared three more of the seven seals, Arashi, Yuzuriha, and Karen.
"Magic Knights! Help me eliminate these intruders!" Kamui instructed.
"Of course Chief!" They said together as they each pulled out their own swords. Arashi's from her left hand, Yuzuriha from Inuki, and Karen…uh… from one of her really, really long boots! Then, the three 'Magic Knights' took on Akira and Suoh.
The trio fought as a team, but Suoh, and Akira fought for love! When Yuzuriha snuck up behind Akira, to prepare a surprise attack, he quickly dodged her sword and squirted some water into her eyes, making her temporarily blind. While Suoh was attacked from the front and back by Karen and Arashi, he quickly ducked down out of the way, and watched as the two collided.
But, despite all of that, the Magic Knights kept going headstrong. Jumping back, they put some distance between themselves and Suoh and Akira, also to get their bearings.
"They're tough!" Yuzuriha exclaimed.
"Yes, but we can defeat them if we try!" Arashi said, so with that they prepared their last attack on their enemies.
"Fire Arrow!" yelled Karen, as flames materialized from around Karen, then took off to Suoh and Akira's direction. Making a direct hit, the two boys lit up like candles. In a state of panic, they began to run around shooting each other with the water guns in hopes to put out the flames.
"Ice Blade!" Arashi yelled next, as gallons of water flew out from her sword and hit the two flaming lunatics. It did put out the fire, but the only downfall of this was that the water was freezing cold, so the two chairmen stood shaking.
"Binding Wind!" Yuzuriha shouted last, as a harsh breeze came into the room. Within seconds, the wind became so strong that it picked up Suoh and Akira right off their feet and out of the room in a vacuum suction type of thing.
"Good work Magic Knights!" Kamui thanked them after all was said and done, and with that, they exited.
"Look you crazy man you," Nokoru said after they left, "not only am I surprised that these ribbons stayed in tack and are still strapping me to the wall, but I'm even more surprised that you were able to build together your own fighting forces, containing five people in it no less! All in one day at that!"
"Yes, just imagine what I could do in a week! Ha, ha, ha! All of you reading this, look at what an overdose of pudding can do to you!" Kamui said laughing and petting Minnie-san.
"Even though I don't know the meaning of your last statement, consider me impressed."