Disclaimer: Now I really thought she was going to cave this time…oh well.

George pulled me roughly into the kitchen after having made our excuses to the guests and we collapsed against the table giggling and clasping each other for support.

"Why did y- why did you do it?" George stammered out through bursts of laughter.

"Well it was obvious you weren't going to listen to me any other way!" I said as before he punched me playfully on the arm.

"You could have done something else but I have to say part of me really enjoyed it!"

"Bet I no which part!" I said glancing pointedly down before drawing him close for a hug. "So does this mean I'm forgiven?"

"You are totally forgiven on the grounds that that was a truly beautiful poem and that was a heart rending apology" I looked at him my eyebrow raised slightly, "Ok, ok," He laughed, "That was a truly awesome experience!"

I laughed with him as he pulled me in for a kiss and just before our lips met whispered "Good"

I melted into my twin, savouring his lips as he forcefully ravaged my mouth, a thank you and perhaps punishment for my earlier actions. I could feel a hand running slowly from my chest to my crotch and just as his hand reached my lower abdomen-

"Fuck!"

We broke apart guiltily and looked around to see who had caught us. Bill stood in the doorway shock dieing on his face as he stepped forward. "You guy's really aught to be more careful with that sort of thing! Anyone could've walked in! Be grateful it was just me!"

George shrank into me even as he said, "It's not what you think-"

I held him tighter and said, "It's ok George, He's with Charlie."

They both turned to me in shock and I said, mainly to Bill "What you don't think I can't tell an incestuous relationship when I see one? Considering I'm in one myself?"

Bill nodded conceding the point as George protested, "How come you neglected to tell me about this?"

I shrugged, "Wasn't my place to say."

Bill smiled in thanks and said, "Well at least now we know people in the same boat."

"How is Charlie?" I asked, "I noticed he was pretty upset by what mum said."

He sighed, "He is, Charlie doesn't like the fact we have to hide our relationship, hates the idea that we will never be a normal couple, at least in the outside world anyway."

"The 'outside' world?" George said just as puzzled as I.

Bill checked the garden to make sure know one was about to interrupt us and then led us to a table. "Ever since Charlie's birthday we have been living on an island- an island where there is a colony of incestuous couples!"

We both stared at him, our mouths open. "Wh- what about work?" "How did you find it?" "You can actually have an open relationship?"

Our bewildered questions bombarded him and he held up a hand to silence us. "Look for a long time Charlie and I have been enduring months of solitude. We could only see each other when we came back here for Birthday's and such. It was hell as I'm sure you know. When we came back for Charlie's birthday I told him of an island I'd heard of called Tiraslee. There we can be ourselves and have an open relationship together. There is a port gate there, which is how we get to and from work. It was one of the first places to have one."

I felt my heart leap as the possibility of George and I having an open relationship became a reality and I could sense his excitement as well.

"How do you… I mean can you just by a house and live there?"

"Well you have to be incestuous of course, you also have to take an oath and have a spell cast on you to make sure you tell know one of the island except other incestuous couples. Of course this spell allows for couples that are simply pretending and will not allow me or any other member to tell those people."

"Why all the secrecy and why would anyone pretend to be incestuous?"

"The island isn't as well-kept secret as we would like, there are those who would and have attempted to infiltrate the island and destroy it. Those who are against people like us."

I thought about this in silence. Of course I knew that the majority of people would never accept us – but I never thought we would be in danger from these people.

"Do I take it your interested in moving to the island?" Bill asked hopefully.

I glanced at George; I could feel his hesitation- and the anger flared at the reason for it!

"Yes but not now, there are things we need to sort out first." His eyes bored into mine beseechingly, begging me to understand. I simply nodded.

"Okay then I'll send you an application form in the post, it's always best to get those in as soon as possible as it all takes some months to work out all the kinks, although at a word from you I could speed up the process as your part of my family and so I can vouch for you."

With that he stood up to leave, "I better go, I left Charlie to sleep and he's always horniest when he's just woken up!" With that he winked and left us.

"Fred?"

I looked over at George, he looked nervous.

"Um could I… will you come with me to see Percy tomorrow?"

I gasped, it must have taken him so much courage to ask me that. I recognised it for what it was, he was opening himself up for scrutiny as well as his and Percy's relationship. He knew I'd be watching for any sign that they were involved and he knew that this would be an opportunity for me to get things straight in my mind and warn Percy off if needs be.

I cautiously cleared my throat, "Okay then"

He smiled a huge smile at me and took my hand, "Lets get back to the party!"

Oh that was so a mischievous twinkle in his eye. Shit.

"Yay!" The whole table erupted as the song came on, we all loved Alanis Morissette mum played it constantly as it is.

I turned back to Hermione with a smile as the music washed over us.

"So are you ever going to set up that famous joke shop?" She asked with a giggle. I suspected she'd been at the wine almost as long as mum.

I turned to George with a smile- and then a frown as I realised he wasn't there. Strange normally the twin radar would have kicked in and I would have felt him leave.

"Um well I don't think so…maybe later on down the line." I said searching the crowd for George.

Hermione was asking me another question but suddenly I wasn't listening as a hand lowered the zip of my flies

Edited scene

I felt myself being gently tucked in and opened my eyes to let my surroundings come back into focus and suddenly George was there asking me if I wished to dance and taking me far away from inquisitive snobs.

I lay my head tiredly on his shoulder as he swept me around the dance floor. We didn't even pretend to make a joke of it and truly everyone was to drunk to notice.

And this time it was he, who whispered into my hair,

"This is our song,

I love you,"

As I mentioned earlier all edited scenes can be found on Adult fanfiction. Go to chapter six for details.

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