Disclaimer: We don't own it, why can't you morons get that through you puny brains…

A/N: Sorry that we haven't updated in so long! Long weekend, AP Biology test today, too many things to keep track of and not a lot of writing, but we are going to update this today, we will get three of "wedding night" up probably in two or three days and 8 of pageant tomorrow.

And to the person that said that Blaise is known to be good with the ladies, I'm sorry to inform you that Blaise does not have a personality and is a figment of the writers at fanfiction's imaginations. He is mentioned once in the first book, that's it! So no, he is known to be good with the ladies and we can make him anything we want him to be, even a fucking virginal prude!

Sorry, I'm a bitch…

But have fun with this…

Plotting

Blaise kept the news of Hermione and Draco dating to himself. He had considered spreading it, but thought that earning her trust would be a better first step towards winning her over. He plotted carefully for a few days before he had the perfect plan in his head. By the end of the day, Draco would be obsolete to Hermione. All he had to do was enlist in the help of someone willing to steal Draco. She may have a boyfriend now, but she would do anything for him. Ginny Weasley.

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Draco, on the other hand had become over-protective. He asked Hermione constantly if she loved him, he wanted minutely updates on what Blaise was doing and spent more time than ever in her room or common room. He would die before he let his witch be stolen from him by that snarky prat.

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"Ginny? Can I talk to you for a minute?" Blaise asked. Ginny pulled away from Dean's hold and sat with Blaise at the Slytherin table. A few of the students shot her looks, but most simply ignored her.

Blaise spoke softly as to avoid eavesdropping.

"Hermione has a boyfriend."

"What?" Ginny asked, genuinely shocked. "Who?"

"Draco." As he had expected Ginny sat up straighter and tried not to look upset.

"Oh," she sighed. "Well…you'll just have to 'woo' her, I guess."

"Come off it, Ginny! I know you want Draco! Don't worry about their little relationship. I've come up with a way for both of us to get who we want." When a small smile appeared on Ginny's face Blaise broke out into a grin. "Are you sure you aren't a Slytherin?"

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"Potter, I'm having a small problem."

"What do you want me to do about it?" Harry asked hastily.

"Please. I know you hate the fact that I'm shagging your best friend, but the thing is that I love her," Draco said.

"Oh, and that makes me like you more," Harry said sarcastically.

"Potter. Blaise is interested too much in Hermione and I don't want him anywhere near her."

"He's better than you!" Harry spat.

"If you do me this favor, I'll get Pansy to look at you," Draco said.

"Are you trying to bribe me, Malfoy?" Harry asked angrily.

"Yes."

"I'm intrigued," Harry said. "Spill."

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"Wow Ginny, you look awful," Blaise said with a grin.

"Thanks," came the sarcastic response. "This had better work! You know how long it's going to take me to get this stuff out of my hair?" she asked looking disgusted.

"Oh, don't worry about it. It's just a badly mixed potion. But remember; don't tell him that it really is--"

"I know, Blaise!" she reminded him as she pulled a glob of potion from her fiery hair.

"Put it back on, Ginny," he said, motioning from her hand to her head.

"You," she said smiling.

"I'm not touching it! I'm surprised you're not narcissistic yet," he laughed as Ginny grimaced, placing the goo back.

"Just go," he said, ushering her to the door. "And remember--"

"I know, Blaise!" she said again. "He'll touch the goo! Stop worrying!" And then she was gone—off to find her bait.

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"Thank you, Professor," Draco said as he walked out of the potions room.

All of a sudden, the little red-headed friend of his girlfriend's was standing in front of him wearing a funny expression.

"Malfoy, can you help me get this stuff out?" Ginny asked.

"Miss Weasley, you should try showering more often, then you wouldn't get stuff like this in your hair," Professor Snape said as he grabbed something gooey out of her hair. He suddenly had a dazed expression on his face and Draco was confused. Then he saw none other than lust in his professor's eyes.

"I'm sure he can help you with that," Draco said suspiciously as he walked away from the red-head and his potions master.

He thought it was sort of strange for Ginny to be talking to him, let alone ask him for help. He pushed the thought from his head as he went to find Potter, who was keeping Hermione company. His plan: basically, never let Hermione be alone with Blaise. And he had of course put wards up on her door to keep Zabini out from now on.

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Ginny looked up at Snape and gulped. Shit, she thought before turning and running out of the dungeons. She was looking frantically for Blaise when she saw Ron.

"Ron!" she yelled, gasping for breath. "Have you seen Blaise?"

"No," he said, shaking his head. "But you have something in your hair," he said as he quickly grabbed a bit of the goo. Ginny jerked back but she was too late. Ron got a funny look in his eyes but he squeezed them shut a second later. He shook his head violently and was yanking his hair as the conflicting feelings arose. Ginny took this moment to escape and find Blaise for the antidote.

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"Blaise!" she shouted joyously when she finally found him.

"Wow," he said, looking at her hair. "He got it all out?"

"If by 'he' you mean the entire male population besides Harry, you and DRACO…then yes, he got it out!"

"Everyone else?"

"Let's see…Dean, Seamus, Neville, Crabbe and Goyle, Professor SNAPE, RON!" she said, screaming at Blaise. "He's about to rip his head off in frustration right now!"

"Calm down! I'll make an antidote. Don't worry."

"Zabini, if we get out of this mess I'm going to KILL YOU!"

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"Hermione, your little red-headed friend was acting strange around me today," Draco relayed to Hermione as he played with her hair splayed out across the pillow.

"What do you mean?" she asked, running her fingers down his arms.

"Well, she just came up to me today and asked me to get this goo stuff out of her hair."

"Sure, honey," Hermione said distractedly.

"Hermione, you're not listening to me," Draco said sounding slightly annoyed.

Hermione shook her head and looked Draco in the eye. "Sorry, you're just so distracting."

He smiled but it quickly left his face. "What should I do about Weaselette?"

"Ginny?" she asked.

"Yes, she was talking to me today, she never talks to me. She asked me to help her."

"With what?" Hermione asked.

"I don't know, she had some goo or something in her hair, she asked me to get it out for her."

"And she couldn't do that herself?"

"I don't know, but when Snape got some out he looked like he was going to jump her."

Hermione sat up. "Why would she want you to fall for her?"

"I don't know!" Draco yelled.

"Well, does she like you or something, does she want you? Is she trying to steal you from me?"

"Hermione, calm down," Draco said, holding her shoulders.

"I'm not losing you Draco," she said softly.

"If we do this together then we can outsmart them." He smirked.

A/N: All of the author's notes in the beginning of this chapter were written by BooBack, not SilverShiver who is in fact a virginal prude, unlike me.

Love you all!

Brittany (BooBack)