Chapter 5

alright

(A/N To the people who reviewed nicely thank you but to the people: spirit of the wind and jeez . I didn't ask for your rude comments if you don't like it don't read .

Sano sat in a chair with Kenshin and Kaoru on both sides of him. "Now how did this all start?" Kenshin went first. "Well you see IM the Battosia not kenshin .Kenshin took a vacation in my um head so. I had kissed kaoru then planned a romantic dinner but then she attacked me then when she figured out who I was she attacked me AGAIN and chained me to a damn tree. Then I got her and spanked her to teach her a lessen then the other fight started you see she is clearly psycho .Kaoru frowned she realized now that this was her fault "kaoru your turn" she looked up. "huh o um you see I thought kenshin was smiling at me cause he thought that um I was a pathetic girl cause I had never been kissed or nothing but I didn't ." her eyes started to water "o kenshin im so sorry i-i dint know you where planning a romantic dinner i though .." "Its ok kaoru"

That knight everyone was going to sleep. The battosia sat in his room trying to reach kenshin.

'rurouni can you here me'

YES AND I HAVE TO SAY HOW DARE YOU TOUCH KAORU-DONO MY KAORU-DONO YOU STUPID BAS..

'LOOK EVERYTHING NOT GOING SO WELL OK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HER SHES TO DAMN SENSITIVE'

Look all you have to do is be kind to her is all don't hurt her DON'T try and leave and don't push her away Kaoru-dono is a sweet and kind person and i care for her so please don't..

alright i got it thanks rurouni i know what to do hehe thank rurouni talk to you later.

Hey wait what are you gonna

The battosia drowned out Kenhins voice and drifted to sleep in his upright position.

The next morning everything was silent at breakfast until.

"Yahiko what do you have planned today" said kaoru said Kaoru in a kenshin-and-me-made-up-im-so-happy kinda voice."um i was gonna go see Tusbanm this morning."

"ALRIGHT YOU HAVE FUN YAHIKO." yahiko blinked "ook"

Later everyone was gone except for Kenshin and Kaoru .

Kaoru was sweeping while kenshin was trying to do the Landry. "Damnit HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO WASH THIS" Kaoru walk out to see kenshin with her under where. "Damn Kaoru has got one big ass." "k-ken shin w-what are you doing." he mumbled a small reply "Trying to wash your dammed underwear." Kaoru walked over to him and grabbed one side of here underwear and pulled it "Kenshin please i-ill wash them myself." Battosia smiled when he realized she was blushing and kept his hold on it "now kaoru the laundries my job and i intend to do it."

she pulled harder "NO YOUR EMBARRISING ME" she yelled still trying to pull.Battosia kept his hold and pulled " that's to bad" he said between pulls until .Rip. The undergarment split into to and kenshin fell back into the water basin and kaoru right after him."ugh" They where both soaking wet and the position they where in was very um "Kenshin are y-you ok" Kenshin groaned in reasponse.Kaoru jumped off of him "k-kenshin" Kaoru leaned into his face .and closer and closer and closer until they where like ( ) that close and then kenshins eyes popped open . Kaoru eeked and fell ontop of him again .Kenshin was confused after they fell he couldn't get answer or move because she had rubbed against his () area .Then she got up and leaned in like she was gonna kiss him but just sit on him again. There position now was funny kenshin was in the basin and kaoru was sitting on kenshin "Kaoru can you uu get up pleases kaoru giggles "why kenshin you don't like being sat on hehe." kaoru got up and laughed as kenshin dripping got up "its not that funny degouza." kaoru giggled "im sorry i dint mean to make you upset it just looks so funny kenshin Kenshin smiled "your not so dry yourself (A/N shes in her white training alfit) "I can almost see threw you clothes kaoru." he said taking a step closer "maybe we should go and you know dry off" another step "k-kenshin i can dry off o-on my own" she ran into the dojo to her room "Kaoru Kaoru Kaoru you will be mine soon MuHAAA MUHAAAAA HAAH AA.

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