Author(seiji):Well it seems I finally got around to making a new fanfic. Sit back and enjoy, or lean forward, whatever you wanna do. heh
Italics are actions
Disclaimer I DO NOT own any of the characters used in this story, not one of em now that that's out of the way, lets get on with the story.
CHAPTER 1: It Begins
Koto: Will the teams please report to the ring now!
Team Urameshi enters from the far right entrance
They stand beside the ring for a good 3 minutes
Yusuke: Where's the other team.
Kuwabara: They probably heard that I was in this team and ran away before the fight.
Hiei: If they ran away because of you, Kuwabaka, its because they didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
Kuwabara: That's it shorty
Hiei: Hn? glaring
Yusuke: Shaddup already!
Koto: Would the other team please report to the ring, you have 5 minutes or you will forfeit the match.
A team in dressed in long yellow hooded cloaks walk into the stadium.
Yusuke: thinking: bout time
Koto: Good now will the first fighters please step into the ring
Yusuke jumps in quickly
The arena's speakers begin playing:
"I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!"(etc etc)
The biggest guy in the group steps into the ring
He tears his robe off
Hulk Hogan: Do you know who I am brother? I am Hulk Hogan Brother! I have the worlds largest arms Brother! You don't stand a chance Brother! You are too Puny Brother! (Hogan says brother a lot huh?)
Yusuke: WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Hogan: Fine Brother we'll finish this quick brother.
Koto: Well I hope you fans are ready for this. You two can start now you know?
Hogan Runs towards Yusuke
Hogan: It'll be over soon Brother!
Yusuke easily dodges to the side and trips Hogan
Yusuke: Damn your slow.
Hogan: Ow, that's it brother, I wont go easy on you know brother.
Hogan stands up
Yusuke Hits him once and sends Hogan flying across the arena. Out cold of course
Koto: wow that was quite possibly are shortest match Yusuke wins
Crowd is booing due to little blood and extreme shortness.
Author (seiji): OK it was a lil short but I mean c'mon how long would you expect a fight between Yusuke and Hogan would last, In reality it probably would've been even shorter. Oh well review please!