Oh my God! Two years later! Wow I'm super-slow. I'm just so bored now is the thing, so I'm re-reading the stuff I've written and came across this and figured, "Hey, I should continue this." I seriously doubt it'll be as 'good' as the first chapter, though. (cough)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to this writing. Other than my grade in Chemistry (hugs her possible A)

Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I really appreciated it! You make me feel so loved. XD (oh, by the way, I DO watch Codename: Kids Next Door, I just mentioned that Husky and Washu haven't…more or less to give me a scapegoat if any information I put down is wrong. XD)

Washu: Welcome back to the interviews!

Audience: (makes to leave)

Little Red Riding Hood: (comes on stage holding a knife) Siddown or I'll slice you into a thousand bits!

Audience: wtf? O.O (they sit down quickly)

Delightful Children from Down the Lane: Looks like somebody's been listening to Into the Woods for a bit too long lately.

Washu: Oh shut up.

Delightful Children: (they chuckle)

Husky: Anyways, today we've got Numbuh Two, also known as Hoagie P. Gilligan Junior. Boy I bet I butchered that spelling, but I don't care. :D

Washu: …What are you even talking about?

Husky: (claps with the rest of the audience as Numbuh Two walks on stage, smiling and waving)

Washu: e.e Please have a seat, Numbuh Two.

Numbuh Two: (casually sinks down in the guest's chair) Hey, thanks. I just flew in from the tree house, and boy are my arms tired! (the audience laughs dryly)

Tommy: (plays a drumbeat; looks around quickly, whipping his cape about him, then runs off-stage)

Numbuh Five: (muttering) Oldest one in the stinkin' book…

Washu: …right, so…let's start off with a basic question, sort of the same as Numbuh One's. What do you like best about being the team's mechanic and general wiseguy?

Numbuh Two: Well, that'd have to be the fact that it shows off my brilliant intelligence, because if I wasn't constantly building things, my IQ would always be being compared to Numbuh Four's, and frankly, I don't want that. (smiles)

Numbuh Four: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

Numbuh Two: Plus, nobody can crack jokes like I can. And you wouldn't exactly want to hear them coming from Numbuh One, would you?

(quiet agreement can be heard from the rest of his team sitting in the audience - all minus Numbuh One, anyway)

Numbuh Two: Thought so. (grins widely and eases back into his chair all cool-like)

Husky: Okay, fair enough. What's your favorite food?

Washu: Please don't say candy, I have a feeling we'll be hearing that a lot in the upcoming interviews.

Numbuh Two: Let's put it this way: you put it in front of me, I'll eat it.

The Toilenator: (stands up, shouting) Nuh-uh! I bet you wouldn't eat a toilet!

Numbuh Two: o.o; Well, uh…no, who would?

The Toilenator: (snaps his fingers in frustration, sits back down) Curses, foiled again…

Numbuh Two: …(slaps his forehead)

Husky: Like that's even possible, anyway.

Washu: Quite. (flips through note cards boredly) …here. What is it with you and acting like Sherlock Holmes? Do you have something to prove, or what?

Numbuh Two: Hey, what can I say? It sort of runs in the family. (jerks a thumb in Tommy's direction, who is back stage)

Tommy: Numbuh T works alone! (swings out a window on a rope; the rope snaps, and a sandbag drops to the floor just inches from where Numbuh Two is sitting, and Tommy goes sailing out the window and lands in a tree)

Numbuh Two: Stop crossing your wires, there, buddy.

Husky: (sighs exhasperatedly) How much time until we're done here!

Washu: NEXT QUESTION! Numbuh Two…what's the air velocity of an unladen swallow?

Numbuh Two: African or European? (makes the gun sign with both hands at her, winking)

Washu: XD! Dude, have you seen Spamalot?

Numbuh Two: (sits up excitedly) Oh, heck yes! Remember that part when- (the two get into an active conversation)

Delightful Children: Musical theatre is pleasant only when it's not in the form of a crude comedy.

Husky: Psh, you don't know anything. (sticks tongue out at them)

Delightful Children: Oh, but we do. In fact, we know the air velocity of BOTH the unladen African swallow and the unladen European swallow.

Numbuh Four: (turns around to face them) Here's a question for ya: WHO IN TH' WIDE BLUE HECK CARES?

(the audience not comprised of villains cheers wildly, and Numbuh Four grins and bows, then sits down. The blonde Delightful Child smacks him in the back of the head.)

Washu: -I know, that was so bad. XD So anyway, where were we?

Husky: Let's do questions from the audience. Seat 18!

Washu: …

Pochi (Poochy's Japanese name, X3): Wan wan! P

Numbuh Two: Sorry pal, I may be cool, but I'm not tri-lingual. (audible groaning coming from Numbuh Five)

Numbuh Three: Heehee, he was asking about the simplest thing you've built, silly!

(insert random comment here)

Numbuh Two: Hmm. (strokes his chin in thought) That would probably have to be the slingshot way back in Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H.. May have been a little shoddy, but it got the job done in the end, and I don't hear Numbuh One complaining about it.

Numbuh One: Yeah, yeah…(pouts)

Husky: Haha. Okay. Seat 103.

Cupid: So what do you think of Lizzie? ;3

Washu: …what the- Cupid? O.O

Numbuh One: What the heck! (jumps over the audience Matrix-stile and dropkickowns Cupid out the window)

Tommy: (Cupid flies into the tree he's stuck in) Hi! Can you get my brother to stop talking about Cree?

Numbuh Two: …well, to answer the question, err…girlshavecooties!

Cree: (sitting with her legs up over the chair in front of her) Oh, I think you won't be saying that in a couple of years…(grins deviously)

Chad: Ugh, your feet stink.

Cree: Shut up.

Washu: Hardy-har. Seat 32.

Father: I hate your brother! D: (+ flames)

Washu: That's not a question! Stop being all emo!

Delightful Children: (angrily) You should talk, miss Boo-Hoo-I-Got-A-"B"-In-Chemistry-Class!

Washu: Wha-? Oh, it is ON NOW!

Numbuh Two: Yeah, on like Donkey Kong!

(everyone in the room shoots Numbuh Two an irritated look)

Numbuh Two: …what?

(Washu and the Delightful Children engage in a fistfight)

Husky: Don't worry, Hoagie, we know this interview is about you so we'll try to start getting on-topic here. n.n Seat 58!

Numbuh Two: Yeah, I was beginning to worry. e.e

Amazee Dayzee: Fight me! I can do 20 damage in one turn! D

Numbuh Two: Um…okay. (zaps her with a laser gun-type weapon haha, I don't know the name, whatever; she catches on fire and runs out the door screaming)

Goombella: …Why couldn't you join us Twilight Town instead of Vivian? T-T

Vivian: (breaks down crying and disappears into the floor)

Numbuh Two: Heh. (spins the laser gun on his finger expertly) Sorry, but I come from the wrong side of the copyright law.

Husky: I don't think that made much sense…

Numbuh Five: It was still pretty stupid, though.

Husky: (nods) Mm-hmm.

(the fistfight between Washu and the Delightful Children has escalated into an all-out brawl)

Numbuh Four: Hey, I'm putting down five dollars and a Reese's cup on the Delightful Children, 'kay?

Larry: (thumbing through bets) Gotcha.

Numbuh Four: Cha-ching! (pumps fist and marches back to his seat proudly)

Numbuh One: Normally I'd make some sort of comment on that, but right now, given the current situation…I don't feel obliged to.

Numbuh Four: D What?

Husky: Seat 72.

.Mallow: What was the time where you felt your absolute worst?

Numbuh Two: Uh…there was the time when I had really bad gas after this turkey I ate…

Mallow: …

Husky: Good answer, you just interpreted the question a little differently than expected. XD Seat 53.

Mr. Fizz: (twitching out) Do you evar consider yourself unusually lucky? O

Numbuh Two: Oh, all the time. Aaall the time. (grins, twiddling his thumbs)

(Washu drags her battered carcass back to her seat.)

Washu: For brats who look like they ought to go to a private school, you sure know how to fight dirty.

Delightful Children: (flash her the 'loser' sign)

Husky: Now we'll be taking questions from your teammates. Starting with Numbuh One.

Numbuh One: Have you ever considered taking our missions a little more seriously?

Numbuh Two: …Shouldn't that be directed to Numbuh Three?

Numbuh Three: (looks up from reading Sailor Moon manga) Huh?

Numbuh One: Well…

Numbuh Two: Okay okay, sheesh! I take them seriously enough, I mean hey, I can't exactly change who I am, right? Someone's gotta lighten the mood! And I'm serious when I need to be.

Numbuh One: Sometimes.

Numbuh Two: Exactly.

Numbuh Three: (tearing away herself from the comic book) Eeh… …. … what's YOUR favorite color Rainbow Monkey? (looks at him for a split second before shoving her nose back in)

Numbuh Two: Err…light blue?

(I think someone needs to be studying up on all of the different types of Rainbow Monkeys…XD Sorry folks, I'm a little unoriginal at the moment.)

Numbuh Four: (collecting money from Larry) Woo! A GIANT Reese's Peanut Butter Cup!

Numbuh Two: Numbuh Four, ask me a question so I can get out of here. Plzkthx. :D

Numbuh Four: Wha? (sits down) Oh, alright. Who do you think Numbuh Five would be better off with – you or Numbuh One?

(all 2x5 members in the audience cheer. Myself included...partially.)

Numbuh Two: (coughs) Well…I DID just say all girls have cooties back there…

Numbuh Five: Oh, get over yourself. (rolls eyes)

Numbuh Two: Let's see. (counts on fingers) First of all, Numbuh One's got Lizzie. Second of all, we're teammates and that'd be a little odd. (Numbuhs Three and Four blink) Third of all, Numbuh Five absolutely HATES my puns, and…I…(falling over the chair's armrest dramatically, the back of one hand on his forehead) I just couldn't love a woman like that.

Washu: Nice recovery.

Numbuh Two: (sits up brightly, grinning) Thanks!

Numbuh Five: If you could play any musical instrument you wanted, what would it be?

Numbuh Two: Hmm. (scratches the back of his head contemplatingly) Maybe…the trombone, or some big, deep bass instrument. Gotta put my lungspan to work, huh:D;

Numbuh Five: o.o Uh…Numbuh Five guesses so.

Washu: Awesome. I always wished I could play the trombone…or standup bass, or violin, or…

Husky: Numbuh Two, any closing comments?

Numbuh Two: (flashes a double peace sign) Take it easy, y'alls!

Washu: -or the cello, or the bass clarinet, or French horn, or tenor sax, or…

Man, I was sooo distracted when writing this. Comments are appreciated, thanks! But I don't expect them for this piece of crap. Lmfao. XD