A/N: Hi. Sorry I haven't been updating. I've been working on high school auditions.

Jehan walked into his office th e next day to find TheSaintyStealingPenguinQueen's friend, A-H-A-P sitting in his chair.

"A-H-A-P?"questioned Jehan .

"Hey Prouvaire," she said without turning around.

"Please get out of my chair," said Jehan.

"Nope," she answered.

"Nope?" he asked. "What do you mean 'Nope'?" She spun around.

"I mean that I'm not going to get out of the chair,"she said.

"Why not?"

"Sophie's paying me 10 bucks a day to announce."

"Announce?" she nodded. "That's MY job!" he yelled.

"Sophie fired you for sleeping with Eponine and not coming into work." Jean opened his mouth to argue, but the girl made a forceful point. Jehan sighed. "I do have good news," she said.

"Yes?"

"Enjolras invited you to be on the basketball team of Les Amis de l'ABC."

"Basketball team?"

"Yeah. Hey, your first game is in fifteen minutes. Go see Enjy in the locker room."

"But-"he began

"OUT!" insisted A-H-A-P. An unhappy Prouvaire walked into the locker room.

"Prouvaire, your late!" said Enjolras as he walked in.

"What's wrong today?" asked Joly. "You look as if you've seen a ghost."

"Some wine and say what's going on," Grantiare suggested.

"I got fired," said Prouvaire.

"That doesn't go with the tune!" yelled R.

"Screw you," muttered Prouvaire.

"Not nice, " complained R.

"Shut up!" yelled Enjy. Les Amis fell silent. "Ok, we'll have to be organized and agree with each other when we play. And Prouvaire, you need a shirt." he tossed Jehan a red jersey. "I have hired a coach, because none of us know anything about basketball." Les Amis looked at Enjolras nervously. "Sara Glancy," he introduced. The girl standing in the door way smiled demonically at Les Amis. Bahrel groaned and fell off the bench.

"You're lucky," Sara told him. "Kat's coaching Patron-Minette. And we're playing them tonight. Sara sketched out the plays on a piece of paper for them, satisfied that most of them knew what they were doing, she lead them out of the locker room. On the other side of the gym there was another locker room which was occupied by Patron-Minette and TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen. Her only advice to them was to steal the basketball and shoot it in their hoop. She had made it clear that the first person to eat/attempt to sell the basketball would be severely punished. No one dared question, for it was rumored that she had a collection of knives in her boots. It was also rumored that she was very skillful with them. She too lead her team out. She sent Babet, Montparnasse, Eponine, Azelma, and Brujon out to the court, and herself and the other member sat down on the bench. Sara sent Enjolras, Jehan, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, and Bahrel out.

"Welcome to Mizzie Stadium," greeted A-H-A-P. Jehan muttered something out of the side of his mouth. "Today Patron-Minette and Les Amis De l'ABC will be playing basketball against each other. And...erm... Vive la Republique!" With that, the game began. "Bahrel shoots from 3 point line. And...makes it! 'Ponine takes it, throws to Babet, who shoots and...misses! Wait! 'Parnasse got the rebound, tries to pass to Eponine but... wait. What the hell?" All eyes in the stadium went to the corner were 'Ponine and Jehan were standing. They were now making out on the stadium floor. TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen and Sara began to hit their heads on the wall simultaneously. BUZZ! TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen jumped and fell off the bench. The game was half over. Les Amis were in the lead.

Sara separated Jean and Eponine. Eponine sadly trudged over to Patron-Minnete's bench.

"Eponine," said TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen. "Why? Why in the name of Erik did you decide to make out with Jehan? Jehan? Of all of Les Amis! You have NO taste in men!"

"What?" asked Eponine, shocked. "Jehan is sexy!"

"Whatever, I'll be right back," she said as she exited. Back at Les Amis bench, Jehan was getting the same thing from Sara.

"Of all of the female characters? EPONINE!"

"Sara?" said TheSaintyStealingPenguinQueen, tapping her friend on the shoulder. "Can we talk?"

"Yeah," said Sara, following her friend.

"Are you putting Jean in?" asked TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen.

"Only if you're keeping 'Ponine out," said Sara.

"Than I'll put Eponine out." The two girls went to their respected benches and sent in their players. From Patron-Minnete came Brujon, Montparnasse, Babet, Claquesous, and Gueulemer. From Les Amis came Bahrel, Enjolras, Jehan, L'aigle, and Feuilly.

"Second half!" said A-H-A-P excitedly. "Score, Les Amis 5- Patron-Minnete 2. Patron-Minnete is down by two! Uh...Vive la Republique!" The second half began. "Bahrel shoots! Makes it! Rebound by 'Parnasse, wait, Enjy stole it! Passes to Bahrel who shoots and...misses! Damn! Brujon dribbles, attempts a lay up- makes it! Yay! Enjolras takes it, passes to Jehan who fumbles , but the ball is saves by Fueilly, who is fouled by Claquesous. 2 shots. First, oh! So close! Second- He makes it!" BUZZ! "Final score- Les Amis 8 -Patron-Minette 4. Vive la Republique!"

"She's a much better announcer than you were, Prouvaire!" teased Sophie. Jehan threw a ball in her face. "Ow! Javert arrest him!" Javert was no where in sight. "Damn it!" she screamed running after Jehan.

A/N: Yeah, I was bored, but that's how many of my fics came into being.