A/N Thank you specially to those who reviewed chapter 2! Welcome to chapter 3 of this appalling story, that I am having loads of fun writing. I was thinking about adding a few Mary-Sues into it somewhere, and if anyone would like to make a guest appearance into one of the following chapters, please let me know. P.S, I can only take a few, so the first people to review will get the priority. Don't be offended if I change your personality a bit, it's just for a laugh. After all, I'm not really a horrible demon mentally unstable person... Or am I? Aha aha ahaaa.
Caitlin stared at the crowd for an excessively long time, waiting to see if anyone was going to wet their pants with shock. Someone gasped again in the audience. Caitlin turned her head to look at the culprit, he was tall and blond with long hair and an amused smile smeared across his Elven face. That's it, she'd wipe that grin off of his face... with the chainsaw.
'Prepare to wet your panties smartass,' she said raising the chainsaw above her head. To her disappointment, he treated the threat as an empty one. The Elven dude snickered, then began walking off in the opposite direction, slowly. That was when Caitlin felt a sharp metal thingy touch the small of her back. She winced, 'oh Gods, why did I have to dawdle like that! I could have lobbed all their heads off with one throw of the stupid chainsaw.' (It was shaped nearly exactly like a boomerang.) She realized she had actually said her thought aloud as the sharp metal thing pierced the first layer of her skin. That's right, you should be scared! She thought, this time in her head. Good, they know I mean business. The Elven dude stopped and turned around, and nodded matter-of-factly. Oh great, some pansy Bimbo was telling her what she should and shouldn't do, if she saw him again, she'd saw him. (hee hee, corny puns).
'Now, now Caitlin. Be a good girl and follow me to my office room,' Elroond cooed, 'we are going to have a talk about your actions today.' Caitlin stomped her feet in frustration, narrowly missing Elroond's toes. He was just too quick! Caitlin felt the knife release its pressure on her skin, and she turned around to face her spoil sport.
'Oh it's you Smelladan, out of your Unicorn costume are you, where's my other darling brother Smellrohir? Or is he too mental damaged now to run around after Daddy like you do?' Caitlin grinned evilly when she saw Alladin's eyelashes begin to moisten.
'Leave me alone you- you hell thing!'
'Oh, a compliment, how nice. Oh, I'm going to kill you one day, my darling brother, you and your family.' She whispered the last sentence, and her mood increased drastically when she saw him flinch. She began to follow Elroond at a leisurely past.
They went down many corridors, until they reached a huge metal door with a ridiculously large amount of security settings. Caitlin's lips curled into a grin, really, they wasted all of this money, they could just get it over and done with and let her kill them all now.
After five minutes of prodding several buttons, and turning several locks, they entered the office room. There in the corner sat a hypnotized elf with long black, patchy, hair, totally dressed in pink and rocking backwards and forwards. Caitlin caught the elf's gaze, then licked her lips dramatically, causing the elf to erupt into fits of hysteria... i.e.: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
'Stop teasing your poor deranged sister, you should feel guilty, you were the one that made her like that,' said Elroond to Caitlin.
'Funny, I don't feel anything except satisfaction,' she replied nastily. There was a snicker at the other end of the room, where the blond Bimbo from before was standing. Oh Gods no, she had thought it had been an illusion. He was standing in Forest Warden uniform. She just knew he was a pansy Bimbo. Elroond shot the young male elf a nasty look.
'Nice to see you have arrived safely, Prince Legolas,' said Elroond, 'and thank my floppy grey topee you are not staying.' He mumbled loudly under his breath. Elroond averted his gaze back to Caitlin, and forced a smile. 'You will be pleased to know we have something planned for you my daughter.' Caitlin's eyes widened in horror... NO. 'From now on, you will be attending Celetape's Warden school for discipline for nasty asses and training for future prosperous March Wardens. Seeing as you can rule the "prosperous" out, guess why you are going.' For an old Elf, Elroond could be kinda hurtful.
'YEAH! GOOD ONE DAD!' shouted Alladin. Elroond held a palm out in the air and Alladin hit it, the sound made a kind of wet fish falling on the ground noise. Caitlin shuddered, and she was surprised to see that so did Bimbo prissy prince in the corner. OH this was just dandy; she'd have to wear that stupid uniform, sky blue for males, and probably a pansy pink/brown mixture for the other gender. Suddenly it hit her (or more likely tapped her, anything that tried to hit Caitlin usually ended up paralyzed from the neck down... or up), only males were aloud to attend that school.
'What about the gender issue dad? If you haven't noticed, I am female?'
'They have made special allowances for you, my dear, besides, I have heard another of your gender shall be making an appearance, so you can bunk with her.'
Well, hey? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, to think there would be a whole school full of elves to mentally damage, and it could be, a kind of project!
'Ok then,' said Caitlin, cheerfully to her father's disappointment, 'just make sure you pack my chainsaw.'
A/N Hope you all like this chapter, please review.