A/N Hello again readers, welcome to chapter 6. First of all, I would like to apologize for my atrocious French. (You will find out what I mean) Thank you to Pink Hardcore and AmberRose for letting me know how chapter 6 went. To Pink Hardcore, thanks for volunteering to be slightly crazy! It will be loads of fun to do, and you should be appearing (along with your sidekicks... yes, you get sidekicks!) in a few chapters time. And to KAITl.... I mean Morgan, I am sorry, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you are already in this story... and It would be exeptionally hard for you to be in two places at once. To all that have reviewed, Have a nice day. And to all that haven't, have a nice day, and please review. On with the story!

'Farewell father!' Kaitlin called to the large floating eyeball, as she descended the large stairway. Tears were dripping heavily down he face, like golden syrup from a spoon.

'Have a horrid time, my darling. Don't be too nice to the pointy eared present wrappers will you now?' Souron felt moisture building up from some unknown crevasse in his eye, and desperately he fought back, petrol prices were on the rise. He was on his extendable suspension rope, dangling off the side of the tower. (The rope was several thousands of meters long) 'Mr. Bunny is in the top pocket of your suitcase.'

Nanny Nazgul number 1 was dabbing preciously at his invisible eyes. He picked up his white handkerchief, and began waving it in front of Kaitlin's tear stained face. 'Have a terrible time, earn lots of hatred, get rich on other people's sorrow, my dear. Come back an evil hell woman. Remember, we will be seeing you in the holidays.' Kaitlin sniffed wetly, then nodded, and then swung her arms around her darling nanny's neck.

'I'll miss you Nanny. 4 months is a long time.'

'Well, you can always write... oh, your father has a present for you.'

'Um? Oh yes, I've got a pretty, evil, corruptive ring here. When you put it on, I can see you, it also does another charming thing, I believe I heard it whispering a few days ago, said something like...' Souron cleared his throat... somehow? Then added with a hoarse hiss. ' 9 dayyyysssssss. Then it went on reciting numerous, rather improper poems. Those silly dwarves must have done something to it when I gave it to them, always drinking and singing filthy songs, and of course these rings just repeat them like parrots. Anyway, you put it on, I can hear you and talk to you, and you can talk to me. Wonderful invention, shame about the ONE controlling ring, though, I have no doubt it will turn up soon. I just can't bare to think about all those people out there, with free wills, they need discipline and mind controlling.'

Kaitlin smiled, and gratefully took the ring from her nanny. Sarahman was standing next to the witch king, looking as if he expected a hug. But Kaitlin just ignored him totally; after all, he was the one who was escorting her all the way to Lothloin.

'Sarahman. Pick up my daughters bags will you, and, if she gets taken away by nice fairies and pretty elves, Eye will personally cut you up into a thousand pieces, and eat you. Got it?' Souron had obviously meant this as a threat. But what any normal, slightly intelligent person would have picked out, was that it was extremely unlikely that a large eye ball, could personally cut someone up, and eat them, because an eyeball tends to lack the necessary organs to do so.

Sarahman stood and gaped, as he was not normal, or even slightly intelligent, he took the threat as real, and terrible.

Kaitlin smiled at her father's protectiveness of her, and she turned around to face her small fat Olliphant, that was actually, not small, but very small, the size of a miniature Shetland pony to be exact. The Olliphant stood there stupidly as Kaitlin sat herself down, and onto its carefully saddled back. Sarahman climbed onto the back of his mutated tree frog, lifting his ball gown as he did so. Kaitlin's bags were already strapped to the pony Saraman had on a leech (yes leech) next to him.

'BYE!' Kaitlin waved at her family, which consisted of her eyeball father, and not-even-there nanny. (Physically as well as mentally).

'Bye! Oh, there will be a guide meeting you half way, to lead you to the school!' Her father and replied enthusiastically. 'What was his name again, oh... um... Hald the Queer? No, not that, well you'll find it out when you meet him. Farewell my dear!'

Kaitlin kicked the Olliphant gently with her heels, and it began to trot clumsily in the direction they were to head. Sarahman's frog trotted along beside (as well as a frog can), with the pony on a leech trotting next to him.

The sun was only just up in the sky, there was a whole day of trotting ahead, a whole day tomorrow, and on the third day, they would hopefully reach the school by around midday. Two and a half days of riding, to get to the school 600 and more leagues away. There was plenty of time. (Refer to the default chapter if you are lost by the stories complete neglect of logic.)

The only problem of this for Kaitlin though, was that she had to spend that time with Sarahman. She decided then and there, that she was no longer going to be nice to him.

Suddenly, a... cunning thought popped into her head.

'Hey, Sarahman, do you want to see me do my... impression?'

'Um, okay, dude, man,' he replied stupidly, as only one who's mind has been totally devoured by drugs can.

Kaitlin cleared her throat and then said... 'J'adore les Grenoilles! Ils sont tres delicieux, particulierement leurs JAMBES! HEE HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW!' (Sorry about the French spelling, but to those who don't do French it translates to 'I love frogs. They are very delicious, particularly their LEGS! HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA!' I hope that helped you.)

Saruman just stared at her and said, 'I don' ge' it man?' But obviously the frog did. It paused, trembling for a moment, then leapt bow legged off into the distance, trailing Sarahman, and the pony on a leech, along with it. Sarahman was screaming hysterically, and there was aloud screech as the frog stopped, it was so stupid, it had actually forgotten why it was hopping speedily. Kaitlin giggled. Maybe this trip wasn't going to be so bad after all.

A/N thank you for reading, and please review! Grammer tips would be wonderful, as, you may not have guessed (hee hee)... I am sadly without a beta.