Southside Days!
To mattb3671: Hey there matt! I read the new chapter of "X-Men is Australian for Mutant" and I loved it! Man, Toad seemed to lose it a bit back there. I hope it's nothing serious. You Author Alert ended up in the junk mail bin, huh? That's really weird. No Author Alert from me is junk. I'm glad you like the Southside Rockers. Thank Aaron. He created them. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of "X-Men is Australian for Mutant"!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! Nice to hear from you again, my friend! You want to see the Surf Master conduct a lot of torture on Scott? Yeah, that'd be great, but here's something…(Smirks evilly) Who said the villain was the Surf Master? Enjoy the new chapter, my friend!
To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Don't worry, I think Forge is talented, too. Yeah, Dani is the object of affection of one Mike Baxter. He's the Southside Misfits' resident flirt and comic relief. He also happens to play bass guitar and saxophone for the Southside Rockers, the Chicago-based team's band. Anyway, if you want to know more about the Southside Misfits, read and review the fic "Rockin' in the Southside" by little ol' me. It guest-stars Shadowcat of the X-Men and Red Dragon of the Misfits. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to read new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "X-Men: Evolution, the Musical", and "Little Shop of Mutants!"
To RogueFanKC: Hey there, Rogue! I read the last chapter of "X Kat: The Mutant Squadron", and I loved it! Man, Jake is pulling a suicide play! Has he lost it? Yeah, I'm with you on that. Jean should just give up and enjoy the ride. Well, as with the whole situation with Danielle and Mike, Danielle is very annoyed by Mike's tendency to joke around and act like he is God's gift to women. It drives her completely crazy! Anyway, enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for you to put up the new chapter of "X Kat: The Mutant Squadron"!
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Yeah, I kind of have forgotten about Alex in the last Hawaii-based fics. I'll see if I can fit him in somewhere. You bet that this is going to be wild! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to read more from you!
To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! It's going to be a classic X-Men/Southside Misfits team-up! Yeah, poor old Scott just can't seem to get on Trouble's right side. Yes, Raven is the Southside Misfit's handler of sorts. I can imagine Vixen and Jenni wanting to play matchmaker if they ever learned about Raven's little thing for Slipstream. Lisa would just want to set things on fire. And you can bet that Jean will not be happy that a certain Southsider has hit the scene herself. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Scorchin'!" - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as the gay bodyguard, Be Cool
Chapter 2: A Little Bonding Time!
A beach in Hawaii
The GI Joe codenamed Raven had decided to join the weather-manipulating codenamed Storm in a session of sunbathing.
"Hawaii certainly is wonderful." Storm said to the Native American.
"I guess so." Raven shrugged. "I originally didn't want to come here, but the kids wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed to come with them." Ororo laughed.
"They're Misfits. They have a way with persuasion. I guess you must be going crazy living with them."
"Actually, they're alright. Jason is a big help keeping them in line." Raven admitted. "They listen to him. Trouble was the hardest to get through. I had to fight him to earn his respect. He only listens to people he respects."
"Really?" Storm asked.
"Yeah." Raven nodded. "They all have their quirks. Jenni is a nice girl, even though she is a bit oblivious sometimes to what's going on at times. Some days, I can't get Johnny B out of his lab. He's always in there, shouting Eureka."
"EUREKA!" Johnny was heard whooping. "IT WORKS!"
"See what I mean?" Raven said.
"Forge's inventions cause a lot of disaster." Storm said. "He once built this shrink ray, and I had to dress up like Tinkerbell. Of course, that idiot Shipwreck enjoyed it."
"While Johnny B was working on his teleporter, he accidentally sent Lisa into a volcano." Storm gasped at what Raven just said.
"Is Lisa alright!"
"Alright!" Raven shot the goddess an amazed look. "Fyre was never so happy in all her life! We had to drag her out by the hair. And of course, Trouble is banned from ever attending any Bears home games in Soldier Field."
"I can't imagine why." Ororo rolled her eyes.
"It was during a game. Trouble's favorite player got injured during a tackle, so Eric rushed out onto the field and in front of God knows how many people in front of the stadium and on television, he beat the snot out of one of the Dallas Cowboys' best players." Raven groaned.
"Goddess, the people must've been so angry." Raven said.
"Heck no! They were cheering him on! A riot started when the cops started trying to drag Eric off the field. He got banned for life, but the Chicago Bears made him an honorary mascot."
"ERIC, NO!" Johnny B's voice could be heard exclaiming.
"I…see." Ororo said. "So where are the other Southside Rockers?"
"They're practicing in their hotel room."
The Southside Rockers' hotel room
"Well, that was a great practice." Jason Vincent said to his team-mates. An African-American mutant with long hair, Jason was codenamed Kid Superstar. He had the mutant power of adaptability. Basically, he had the ability to develop any power he needed to get out of a situation. He was sitting on a couch, playing a blue-and-yellow guitar with a 5-pointed star-shaped body.
"No kidding." A red-haired Asian girl grinned from behind an orange keyboard. She was Lisa Blaze, a half-Irish, half-Cambodian girl with the mutant ability to generate and control flame, hence her codename of Fyre. She was a little crazy in the head. She giggled. "Let's go set some fires! Wheeee!"
"Easy there, girl." A blonde girl calmed Lisa. Her right eye flashed red, calling attention to the red 4-pointed star birthmark over her eye. She was dressed like a 1980's metal chick, and predominantly in red and pink. Her name was Jennifer Hendrix Starr, and she was known as Shining Star because of her mutant light-based powers, which included light beams, light flashes, and hypnosis. She was sitting there behind a red axe-shaped bass guitar. Jenni played bass and acoustic guitar or the Southside Rockers, and she was one of the singers.
"Yeah, Lisa. Last thing we need is another Dante's Inferno thanks to you." A black-haired girl with red streaks in her hair, and wearing a black t-shirt and red leather pants grinned. She was Vicki Stephens, but she was codenamed Vixen for her mutant ability to charm people, and her ability to screw up probability. She played a red guitar that allowed her to fly, and manipulate red energy. Normally, it was in the form of a pendant around her neck.
"Awww, you guys are no fun!" Lisa pouted. A blond boy dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and khaki cargo shorts walked into the room. His name was Alex Summers. He was Scott's little brother, and he had the mutant power to fire plasma blasts from his hands. "Hey, Alex!"
"Hey, dudes!" Alex grinned. "I have to totally thank you Southside Rockers again for coming down!"
"No problem." Jenni smiled. "It was so nice of your school to hold a fundraiser concert to help save the beaches. We're glad to come down and play."
"How'd you hear of us, anyway?" Vixen cocked an eyebrow.
"Cyclops of the X-Men is his brother, silly." Lisa giggled. "He's the one who needs to relax."
"Yeah, I send e-mail with him and stuff." Alex chuckled. "He sent a long rant about you guys." A knocking was heard at the door.
"I'll get it." Jenni grinned as she walked to the door. She saw Gambit standing there, holding something behind his back. "Hello, Remy. What's going on? Is something the matter?" Remy held out a bouquet of flowers.
"For you, chere."
"Thank you." Jenni smiled. "You are so sweet. You should give these to Rogue. I'm sure she'll like them." She kindly handed the flowers back to Remy. "I appreciate it, though. Why don't you come to the party?" She heard Southern-accented screaming. Jenni and Remy turned and saw Rogue flying down the hall at amazing speed. She smashed into Remy hard, sending them both down the hall. Jenni blinked. "Rogue has issues." She closed the door.
Well, well, well! Looks like some insanity has just gone down! What madness will happen next? Will the X-Girls kill the X-Boys? Will the fundraiser go well? What of the villain? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!