Southside Days!
To Raliena: Hey there, Rae! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Enjoy the new chapter!
To Aaron: Hey there, Aaron! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Poor old Lisa. All she wants to do is play in the volcano. Scott really has some issues when it comes to trust. I can see Jason as a calm, collected person. As for Dani choking Mike, I think it's a little of both. To be honest with you, I have no idea why I had Eric strangle Kitty. I think it maybe was a little random moment on my part. I do have a little plan for Dr. Doom's defeat. I'm very glad you liked my using your ideas and the Southside Misfits. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Dante Tigerwolf: Hey there, Dante! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I don't why she just doesn't do that. Kitty's weird. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Z Project"!
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, you do not want to know about the exploding grills. I'll see if I can include more Kelly and Duncan torture! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Evolution XMJ"!
To RogueFanKC: Hey there, RogueFan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Ah, a little insanity never hurt anyone! Look at you, man! I don't know why I had Eric strangle Kitty. I intended it to be Bobby. Ah well, random moments rule. Oh yeah, Cyclops has issues. I'm glad you liked the bit with Bubba. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Apokolips Deferred"!
To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, poor Forge. He gets no respect. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "Random Tales of the Magic Roundabout", and "Gifts and Curses"!
Disclaimer: "Oh, you need booze." - Dr. Nick, the Simpsons.
Chapter 11: Surprise Ending!
Downtown Bayville
A businessman was walking down the street. He blinked when he noticed Duncan and Kelly run down the street. They looked like thy got into a fight and lost. He shook his had and continued on his way. His jaw dropped and his eyes widened when he saw a whole bunch of men running down the street, dressed like extras from the movie Braveheart. Thy appeared to be led by a blue furry ape-like man, and a man with wings. The businessman signed, pulled out a flask from his jacket, and threw it over his shoulder.
"My wife was right all along! I really need to stop drinking!"
A street in Hawaii
"Man, this sucks!" Jamie Madrox, the New Mutant known as Multiple, said to Timmy Webster, the Southside Misfit known as Exo. The two young mutants were walking down the street. "I can't believe we weren't allowed to help with Dr. Doom!"
"Yeah." Exo agreed. "We got to help with the giant crab! It's not fair."
"It's too dangerous!" Jamie mocked. "You're too young to face Dr. Doom! Man, I am gonna give Jean a really mean prank next time I see her!"
"Hey, look!" Exo pointed ahead. "A malt and candy shop!"
"Let's get some milkshakes!" Jamie grinned, pulling out a wallet. "I got Scott's wallet."
"Whoo-hoo!" The two boys whooped as they ran to the malt shop.
Near Dr. Doom's craft
"Goddess!" Storm exclaimed as she dodged a missile, then used a lightning bolt to destroy it before it could hit the ground.
"Looks like the old doc prepared for our arrival!" Jason Vincent growled. Doom's ship had seemed to be prepared for the X-Men and the Southside Misfits. It fired laser cannons and missiles at all the fliers. Jason was using the energy star-firing wings again, Rogue was trying to pound her way into the ship, Jean was telekinetically deflecting missiles back at Doom's craft, Vixen was firing energy blasts from her guitar, and Roberto was firing concussion blasts at the ship. While the fliers were doing their thing, Johnny B and Forge were trying to shut off the device, with Lisa protecting them from the heat. Doom laughed on the screen.
"Foolish mutants! Do you believe you can stop Doom?"
"Oh shut up!" Rogue snapped, punching out one of the cannons. "And Ah thought Thunderbolt was annoying whenever h talks in third-person."
"Is this going to take long? I want to play in the lava!" Lisa pouted.
"Hang on, Lisa." Johnny B sighed as he and Forge fussed over Doom's device, Lisa's fiery aura around them.
"Is she always like this?" Forge pointed at Lisa with his thumb. Johnny B nodded.
"Yup." The electrokinetic speedster nodded. "Blast it! I can't hack into this thing!"
"Man, this Doom guy is a real genius!" Forge whistled. "What'd he use to make this…you hear that?" Meanwhile, the X-Men and Southsiders that could not fly were watching from the ground. They also heard the same noise.
"What is that?" Logan wondered. The grounded X-Men and Southside Misfits looked around. The fliers eventually heard that noise.
"Huh?" Storm blinked. The noise turned into a high-pitched squeal. Even Dr. Doom was confused. Before anyone could react, a white blur raced by in the sky. It crashed into Doom's ship, and the hole it left indicated it went inside.
"Was that an invention of yours?" Forge blinked.
"Nope." Johnny B shook his head.
"WHO HAS INVADED DOOM'S CRAFT?" Dr. Doom roared indignantly. He heard cheers. "What? AARGH!" The screen showed him getting run over…by a bunch of Jamies who were all cracking goofy faces into the camera.
"JAMIE!" The X-Men and the Southside Misfits all yelled.
"How did he get in…" Jean pieced it together. "Exo. WHO GAVE THEM SUGAR?" The kids all looked at each other.
"Uh…"
"AUGH! GET OFF DOOM, YOU BRATS! DOOM HITS ONE, TWO MORE APPEAR! AUGH! GET OFF! DON'T TOUCH THAT! YOU FOOLS! AAAAAAARGH! HELP DOOM! SAVE DOOM! WHERE DID THAT ROBOT COME FROM! DON'T TOUCH THAT!" The strange ship started to glow.
"SHE GONNA BLOW!" Johnny B yelled.
"RUN!" Forge screamed.
"But, the lava…" Lisa whimpered.
"Forget the lava! Let's go!" Johnny B grabbed Fyre and Forge and raced off. A blur raced out. The screen on the ship showed Dr. Doom screaming and running out of the cockpit before the ship fell on the volcano-causing device and blew.
"Awwww! Now I'll never get to play in the lava!" Lisa pouted. The blur landed in front of the grounded X-Men and Southside Misfits. The blur kicked up dust as it hit the ground. Once the smoke cleared, it revealed a happily-snoozing Jamie and Exo.
That Night, A concert hall
"Alright, bro! This is awesome!" Alex whooped. The Southside Misfits were performing.
"Yeah…" Scott sighed dreamily as he watched a singing Jenni Starr, who was in costume, playing a red, white, and pink acoustic guitar. Behind her, the screaming X-Girls fell off the top of the stage and crashed through the stage floor. "Isn't Jenni an awesome singer?"
"Was that the X-Girls?" Alex blinked. Scott just sighed happily.
Castle Doom, Latveria
Dr. Doom sulked on his throne.
"Doom hates kids." Dr. Doom grumbled.
Well, well, well! Looks like our heroes managed to save the day! What insanity will happen down the line? Will the X-Men and Southside Misfits meet up again? Will the X-Girls, Duncan, and Kelly ever get a break? Find out soon! This is L1701E saying, thanks for reading!