Looking through his old Hogwarts yearbook, Remus Lupin tried to figure out whom to invite to his wedding. In eight months time, he would be wed to the beauteous, the perky, the spontaneous and outgoing woman who had captured his heart—Rita Skeeter.
He already knew who his best man would be—his loyal best friend, Danpa the panda. This was clear to him from the start (the maid of honor, of course, would be Rita's best friend of twenty-four years, Dolores Jane Umbridge). Their wedding singer would be Stubby Boardman, critically acclaimed throughout the wizarding world in every country; especially his team of publicists, who worked for the Quibbler, recommended him, though at first they had tried to book the amazing and original muggle rocker, American Idol runner-up Bo Bice. Oh, how he and his best furry friend Danpa enjoyed the soothing, heavy metal sound of Mr. Boardman's voice! He could only just picture the wedding perfectly, with the church painted a lovely shade of lilac, in memory of the well-loved wizard genius, Gilderoy Lockhart. Rita would look stunning in her tight-fitting gown of orange and green dragon skin, and ruby slippers glistening in the moonlight, for their wedding would take place at one o'clock in the morning.
Remus sighed exasperatedly as he finished daydreaming of that fateful day to come. Then, in the corner of the room, Danpa grunted, bringing him out of his trance as he snapped back to reality.
"Right," Remus said, "the guest list." As he turned back to his yearbook, he added, "You're a mighty fine furry friend…furry is as furry does, remember that!" As Remus turned another page, he stopped and stared. He saw a gorgeous picture of his old girlfriend from Hogwarts, Severusa Snape. It's too bad she got a gender change, he thought disappointedly. Otherwise I'd be marrying her—or is it him? Remus pulled up his sheaf of parchment on which was written at least three hundred names of people who would be invited to the wedding. Dipping his quill in his hot pink ink, he wrote in neat calligraphy "Severus Snape".