Tsuki: Yay, my first FMA fan-fic! Now here's my favorite Fullmetal Alchemist character to co-
host this story. Please welcome Envy!

Envy: (walks onto stage slowly, not being used to big crowds) hello everyone.

Tsuki: Envykins! (tackles Envy) because you're so evil I'm putting Edward instead of you. I'm SOOOO sorry. (Cries)

Envy: While reading, can someone save me from her tears.

Random person: But you're a palm tree, you need to be watered.

Envy: Shut up! Anyway, here's the story

The Elric Brothers Are in the Building.

June third seemed like an ordinary day to many people, but to others it was important. For many kids in teenagers June third was the most sacred of days... the first day of Summer Vacation. This meant staying up really late to watch your favorite shows, and sleeping in. Of course, not everything about Summer Vacation was great. There were drawbacks for some people, like Sara Reece. For her June third marked the beginning of the three month torture of her cousin staying over

The blonde 14 year old threw a pillow at her sleeping cousin ,Crystal, who's snores seemed to echo in the large bedroom. Unfortunately it would take much more than a pillow to wake up Crystal. Some say she could sleep right through a nuclear bomb explosion. But Sara didn't care about waking her up just yet. So, she just sighed and got out of her nice comfy bed. She went straight to her drawer and chose a red shirt, and black jean shorts to wear. Her brown eyes quickly scanned over her cousin's evil pink clothes, then she turned around to the bathroom to get dressed. Sara first took of her black pjs that had little bitty cats running them, and quickly threw on her clothes, talking at loud to herself, " Why does that darn cousin of mine have to stay over at my house. Not only did she bring her evil pink stuff, but also she brought every kind of Envy picture imaginable." She put her hand on the doorknob to enter her room, when she remarked, "Listen to me talking. I practically printed out every image of Al in his body I could find." then opened the door.

Somehow the creaking of the bathroom door had actually woken up Crystal. The 13 year old sat up with her waist long brown hair standing up in the oddest of places. She crawled out of her evil pink sleeping bag of doom, and went to the drawer and picked her clothes. Instead of pink, she chose a baby blue tank top and gray shorts. Her sapphire blue eyes seemed to shine as she smiled at her older cousin, "Good morning to you, Sara. I think Laterose escaped from her cage last night, cause I found her sleeping in my sleeping bag." Then she stared at a picture frame, "I can't believe I just noticed that you're obsessed with Alphonse Elric, as much as I'm obsessed with my Envykins. Well, gotta get dressed."

Sara quickly moved out of her cousin's way, and went to the sink. She brushed her shoulder length blonde hair, and put it in a red ponytail. She also took her red toothbrush, and brushed her sparkalie white teeth. A smirk appeared on her face when she heard the door creaking behind her, "Crystal, did you know that Envy is Al and Ed's older half brother?"

Crystal just stood there holding both Sara's pajamas and her own, which had a view of the beach and palm trees. (Tsuki: you should know why the palm trees are there.) She than grinned happily, "Yep, they're related by the father, Hohenheim. It's so weird to think that my beloved Envy is related to a pipsqueak and a tin-can."

Sara flinched slightly when she heard the words, tin-can. How dare that stupid cousin of her's insult the greatness that is Alphonse Elric. And they're best friend, Raven, would have killed Crystal for calling her, "Eddy-kins" a pipsqueak. Instead of actually yelling at her obnoxious little cousin, she opened the door that leaves her room. Crystal carefully folded both of their pajamas, while muttering disturbing things about Envy with no clothes on. When she was done, she followed Sara down the stairs and into the livingroom.

Being the annoying little pest that she is, Crystal jumped into the chair that was in front of the computer before Sara could. She first went to fanfiction dot net, and started reading stories that were on Duel, Battle, and War's favorite stories list. She almost instantly fell in love with Samurai of Tomorrow, and added that and So Much for a Hanyou's Happy Ending to her favorites list. And just to annoy her cousin some more she went to two websites at the same time (Tsuki: You know where have two windows open on different websites, Hopefully you do, cause I hate explaining things.) alphonse. bright-effect dot net, an Alphonse website, and notashirmp dot com, an Edward website. Sara growled as crystal started putting up cute Al images than closing them.

Than something unexpected happened, the screen started to blink on and off. The two Reece cousins, thinking the computer was going to explode, ran upstairs, locked themselves in Sara's room, and sat down with their backs to the door. Sara turned to Crystal, her brown eyes wide in fear, "What the fuck did you do, little bitch."

Crystal started back at her cousin, her blue eyes actually wider than Sara's. She was breathing hard, as if she had been through trauma, "I don't know. I just clicked on an image of Ed and Al and the computer stared acting up." She froze, and placed her ear unto the door, "Do you hear voices in there?"

Being interested in what Crystal just said, Sara also placed her ear onto the bedroom door and in fact heard some oddly familiar voices. She heard the creak of the top stair and knew whoever it was now outside the door. Sara watched as the people tried to open the bedroom door, but couldn't because it was locked. After hearing another creak, the color in Sara's face drained. They had forgotten to lock Sara's mother's room, and that was connected to the bedroom they were sitting in by the bathroom, "Crystal, they're in my mom's room, and may try to come in here through the bathroom."

Crystal all of a sudden stood up, and walked over to the closet. Ignoring the weird looks she was getting from Sara's hamsters, Laterose and Hamtaro, that were in the closet, she grabbed two baseball bats that she had brought with her. (Tsuki: What? I like baseball.) She handed one to Sara, who knew what they were for, and they both went to the bathroom door holding the baseball bats. As soon as the door creaked open, the duo slammed the baseball bats on the "intruder's" heads, (Tsuki: not too hard, just to knock them out) and smiled at each other happily. Sara dropped the baseball bat, "Now let's get these guys outta my house."

When they bent over to pick up the two intruders, they gasped at who they were. Crystal dropped the baseball bat, and backed up slowly, "This has to be some sick joke. Sara, are they who I think they are?"

The two had an uncanny resemblance to Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric (Tsuki: In his body. If you don't know what he looks like older, go to the mentioned website above.) of Fullmetal Alchemist, an anime the two loved to watch. It's as if something weird was happening, as the wireless phone that Sara had in her room started ringing. Sara picked up the phone as Crystal started raving on about knocking out they're gods, and spoke into the phone, "This Sara Reece, who is this?"

The panicked voice of Raven Dupree (Tsuki: -.-, not real last name, so don't even think about it) entered Sara's ear, and the constant jabbering of her annoying little brother, Robin, in the background, "Sara, you wouldn't believe what happened? It just happened, and THEY came. Maybe I shouldn't tell you. You wouldn't believe me."

Sara turned to the still out cold Elric brothers, as Crystal commenced to poking both of them with a stick to make sure they were real. She rolled her eyes, and replied to Raven, "At this moment I would believe you if you said dragons were tapp dancing on Robin's head. A friends promise to not laugh at what you say."

A strange voice came from the background, and Raven started yelling loudly away from the phone, "Envy, shut the fuck up. None of us want to hear about your damn skort." She went back onto the phone, as she heard a growl in the background, "Well, I kinda got FMA characters in my house. Wrath and Envy if you want to be exact. Robin even poked them to make sure they were real. What do you think?"

(Warning: I don't know Wrath's character, so if he's out of character you'll know.)

Sara laughed slightly, and laughed even harder when she heard Raven's confused huh. She explained it to the confused 16 year old, (Tsuki: I'm making you older, Raven-chan.) "You're not alone, Raven. Crystal is poking the out cold Elric brothers. You see, we thought they had broken out into the house, so we knocked them out with baseball bats. Look, I'll call you back with the details later, and you'll do the same. After they regain conscience I'm going to have to call my mom to tell her what happened. Bye."

A click came from the other side of the phone, meaning Raven had hung up. Sara also hung up the phone too, and went to Crystal. She placed her hand on Crystal's shoulder, "Let's move them on my bed and your sleeping bag until they're awake. After that, we'll think of something."

Crystal nodded her head, and dragged Al onto her sleeping bag. Since Ed was lighter than Al, Sara carried the pipsqueak and placed him on her bed. Sara thought as she carefully covered him, 'Ed's going to own me for doing this, by drinking a whole cup of milk.' She smiled evilly at this thought, than sat next to Crystal. It was official, the wait for the Elric brothers to wake up had begun.

Tsuki: Wow, the longest chapter my cousin and I ever wrote for any story. Maybe the chapters for this story will be as long as this.

War: (from Duel, Battle, and War.) Whatever. Later Crystal's probably going to trade Ed for Envy. If she's anything like the real Crystal, your author Tsuki.

Tsuki: ., I love my Envy-kins.

War: Review, or I'll tell Raven you like Ed, and she'll hunt you down and kill you in your bed. I'm not joking, she'll do that.