Tsuki: Okay, we're updating this now. In this chapter Ed and Al wake up, you'll see how Sara's mom takes the news, and more crazy Envy and Wrath.

Envy: Why do I have to stay at Raven's house, and with Wrath of all people.

Tsuki: Don't be mean to little Wrath, he's so adorable and innocent.

Envy: Yeah, as innocent as a Bull shark. Anyway, here's the story.

Disclaimer: Do you think Fullmetal Alchemist characters really live with me and my cousin? If you do, you're sane.

The Elrics Wake Up and the Craziness Starts.

It was a good ten minutes before the Elric brothers even made signs of waking up. It all started with Ed twitching and muttering something about how milk was more evil than Envy or Scar. Considering all of this, it was, of course, Al who regained conscience first and Ed continued to have his evil dreams of giant man eating milk cartons attacking him. Sara's eyes seemed to be replaced by hearts as the youngest Elric brother stared at her, rubbing his head, "Ow, my head. Were you guys the ones who hit us on the head? And where are we?"

Sara smiled innocently and picked up one of Crystal's baseball bats. Al gave a good look at it as Ed started groaning about how much his head hurt and that he was going to pee in his pants. (Tsuki: From some episode, I don't remember.) Crystal started laughing over what Ed said, and smiled at Al, "Yeah, sorry about that, but we thought you were robbers who had broken in to our house. What would you have done?"

Al gave a few minutes to think about what the crazy 13 year old had stated. As he was thinking Sara was just staring at him. It was one thing to stare at adorable images of him, but a whole different experience to fascinate over the real thing. Al gave a simple smile, which made Sara practically grin with the cuteness. Of course, it was Crystal who he was smiling at, and it had no effect, "I guess you're right. Brother and I would probably have done the same thing." He than turned to Sara, "I would like to introduce us, as brother is still knocked out to respond. My name's Alphonse Elric and my brother is Edward."

The 14 year held out her hand, and Al shook it. Her face turned a slight red as she silently vowed never to wash this hand ever again, (Tsuki: I fear for my cousin) "Hello, Al, my name is Sara Reece."

Al let go of Sara's hand, ignoring her small groan of disappointment. He turned to Crystal, who was once again poking Ed with a stick. She stopped for a second to smile at Al, "And I'm Crystal, Sara's cousin from her dad's side. I'm staying over for the Summer Vacation." She stood up, and grinned evilly, "I think I know a way to wake up our dear Ed."

Al looked confused, but Sara knew what she meant. She stood up too, and placed a hand on Crystal's shoulder, "Let me do the honors, cousin. I've wanted to do this for a long time."

Crystal nodded, and sat down next to Al. She winked at him, and remarked, "Get ready to hold back Ed when he wakes up, Sara has been practicing for this by calling me some pretty nasty versions of short. Ed won't be happy when Sara's starts yapping her mouth." At this remark, Al understood what was going to happen. Sara was going to wake up Ed, using his only weakness...his height.

Sara turned to Crystal, and sighed, "It looks like he isn't going to wake up, Crystal. I guess the whiny, little, mousy pipsqueak is going to be lazy all day and lay in my bed all day long. I wonder if all half-pint midgets, who are smaller than a grain of rice are as lazy as this?"

The eruption came a few seconds later, and Al just wasn't strong enough in his human form to hold him back from killing Sara, so Crystal had to help. Ed's eyes were filled with anger, and the only thing he could see was Sara, his next victim, smiling smugly at the sight of the blood thirsty pipsqueak. He stated yelling a lot, about how he was short, only that everyone in the world were giants, than calmed down. He sighed, and looked around to find out where he was. When he saw Al he almost gasped, "Al, is that you?"

Al seemed even more confused, than looked into the mirror Sara had, and gasped too. He had a human body. The youngest Elric brother put down the mirror, and rubbed his dirty blonde hair. It was all real. He had hair, all five senses, and everything else a normal human had.(Tsuki: I'm normal? I can't believe this.) In his excitement, Al hugged the closest person near him, who was, to her luck, Sara. Her whole face turned a bright red, as Al cried with happiness onto her shoulder, "I can't believe I'm back to normal. I don't know how it happened, but I'm glad I did. It's so wonderful, Sara."

While all of this happened, Crystal explained everything to them. About how they were anime characters on television to how Sara was totally obsessed with Al. Al had stopped hugging Sara, and picked up a picture frame that had an image of him in it. He practically shoved it into Sara's face, and asked her about it, "Where did you get this from? I don't remember anyone who could have taken a picture of me while brother and I were training on that island."

Sara snatched the picture from back from Al, and placed it back on it's rightful place on her night stand. She picked up the wireless phone, and winked at Al, "Here's the deal, you tell me what happened when you came here, and I'll tell you where I got the image of you. After I call my mom to tell her what I know so far. You, Ed, and Crystal go do something while I'm talking." So Al, Ed, and Crystal seared around her room for something to do while Crystal dialed the number to her mother's work.

Sara's heart pulse seemed to quicken at every ring. What if her mother did not approve of having anime characters living in her house, and threw them out on the street? Sara couldn't think about how poor Ed and Al would do against an army of rapid fangirls that were probably trying to pick the lock on the front door at the moment. The teen's heart seemed to stop when she heard a voice emitting from the phone, "Hello, Sara, is there something wrong?"

If Sara could hear her heart right now, she bet it would have been pounding a billion times a second. She looked over to where Crystal was dueling Al with Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and gulped, "Well, lets just say we have some guests over, some unusual guests that came from an anime."

Sara heard her mother sigh, than answer back, "What anime, and what characters are we talking about? If it's that Inu whatever, and those demons I don't want them in my house."

So Sara explained everything that happened in the hour that she and Crystal were awake. From the computer incident to the moment they were talking. Sara was happy to hear what her mom had to say about it, "You mean those brothers, whose father abandoned them, and their mother died when they were young, that are from Fullmetal Alchemist? Yeah, I don't mind them staying over, but you better not try anything with that Alphonse person. I know who much like him, but you're still only 14. Bye, Sara."

Sara promptly hung up the phone as the more experienced Crystal had finished beating the shit out of Al in a duel. (Tsuki: Yu-Gi-Oh, not fist fighting.) She smiled at all of them, mostly Al, and said, "I printed that image of Al by using my precious computer that is down stairs. Come on, I think I know how you two got to real world now." So they all went down stairs, to examine this "computer" that Sara spoke of. Of course, Fullmetal Alchemist taking place during to early 20th century, Ed and Al had no clue what was in store for them.

Meanwhile, Raven was trying to as hard as they could to keep the house in one piece. Raven had already woken up her dad to tell him what happened, and he didn't seem to care, so that meant that Wrath and Envy were staying. But both of them were unaccustomed to the stuff inside of the Dupree family house, so immediately went exploring. Wrath, at the moment, was trying to find out what the phone was for, and was pressing various buttons on it. Envy was cursing at the dog, Storm, who had just recently bit him on the nose.

Raven growled and snatched the phone from Wrath, who had somehow managed to call Dominoes and was yelling at the guy that he didn't want any pizzas, and hung up the phone. She turned on him with a crazed look, "If the pizza delivery guy comes here, and says we ordered pizza, I'm going to kill you, chop you into tiny pieces, and eat what's left of you! Robin, get Envy away from underwear drawer!"

The nine year old, who was just sitting in their room playing X box, snorted, "You do it yourself, I'm busy."

This comment seemed to snap something in Raven, and she left Wrath in the kitchen to go let her own wrath onto her brother. When she entered the room, she unplugged the X box, and hit Robin hard on his shoulder. She picked him up by the collar of his shirt, and looked into his blue eyes, "Get off your lazy ass, get Envy away from my underwear drawer, while I deal with Wrath. If you don't do as I say, I'll do the same thing to you as I said to Wrath." The 16 year blonde dropped her brother when she heard a clicking noise, "Wrath, get your head out of the microwave, or I'll kill you before the pizza guy comes!"

As Robin did his sisters bidding, he whispered so low that not even Envy could hear him, "Luck Sara, she only has the fat guy and the pipsqueak to deal with, while we have a hyper kid and a cross dresser. I don't know who much more I could take of this."

Tsuki: I'm done with this chapter. It took me awhile since I kept stopping to read, Reality Check, and listening to Battlecry.

Envy: Admit it, you're a slow typer. Now to our reviewers.

Duel, Battle, and War: Yeah, we're putting you in this story, Duel. You're too funny not to put in here.

Poison Alchemist: Your name sounds familiar. Do you go to fullmetal-alchemist dot com? My name is Crystal, and my cousin is really named Sara.

Redraven012698: Here's an update for my loyal readers. Yeah, I told my cousin she's not alone in the world. She's happy to know that you too like Alphonse.