Eccentric Vs. Eccentric
Wow I'm updating! xInsert shock here!x Well anyways...
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the plot-All characters belong to The WB and a lot of others. As it happens, I am not one of those in the 'others' category!
Summary: Finn gets put to the challenge after stating he can have any girl he wants whenever he wants. Logan and Colin highly amused decide to pick out the perfect candidate. Unfortunately for Paris, their eyes' get locked on her. Also has some Rory/Logan/Marty.
AN: Nothing really just wanted to waste your time by getting you to read this! I'm evil that way! hehehe!
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With one last look at his friends Finn took another step forward. With the close proximity of all the tables, that was all he needed to reach Paris' spot. Even though he was only slightly closer to seeing her than before, without Doyle's head in the way it was still a much better view. Finn smiled inwardly at the casual and full clothed way she dressed. Even though he would never admit it, he kind of liked seeing girls who didn't always go around looking like they're in a cheap club. Not that he had a problem with the ones who did! He was a little surprised to find himself finding her really attractive and getting nervous over it. Not that he was interested beyond the bet. He was a playboy and everyone knew it. 'Imagine? me going steady?' He inwardly grimaced, and then thought, 'And even if I did it wouldn't be with this psycho."
It was then Finn realized he'd been standing in the same spot for a few moments and people were staring at him funny. 'Please, it's not like I'm naked!' he thought, he didn't seem to find the fact he was wearing a short Scottish kilt with "tighty-whities" a reason for people to stare.
Turning his attention back on Paris:
'Alright mate breathe and then lay on the charm you were so gifted from above with!' he thought to himself. He opened his mouth to say something...
But Paris never missed a beat! Without even looking up from her book she sternly said, " I know what you want and the answer is no."
Finn looked taken aback for a moment and he looked worriedly at his friends who both had similar expressions. All three were thinking at the exact same moment, 'Oh crap, she heard us!'
Finn shook out of his momentary daze and said, "Really sweetheart and what's that?" he tried to offer her a charming smile but it went to her book instead.
Much to the surprise of everyone she threw down her book angrily and glared at Finn.
('Oh man, she did hear!' thought the boys simultaneously.)
Finn much to Paris' credit, for the first time in his life was afraid, and whispered out a strangled, "mommy."
"What do you mean what's that?" Paris asked her bright blue eyes blazing. Even though she would never say it, breaking up with Doyle was pretty hard. Sure he may not have been the best looking guy, or the coolest, heck in Yale he wasn't even the smartest! However there was still something about him that Paris found appealing, so basically she didn't really want to deal with some rich playboy idiot who thought he was some god, at the moment and was going to use this opportunity as her venting spaz.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Paris further questioned, "It's pretty obvious you want my table. What just because you can go around acting like you're the big man on campus other people are supposed to give you everything?" Now one thing about Paris Gellar anyone who commits themselves to talking to her should know is-once she starts you're there for awhile.
Unfortunately Finn didn't know Paris, if he did he would have tried his darn hardest to back out of the bet. Instead in his bewildered and slightly amused state, he tried to interrupt, "Well...actually.."
"If you do think you can order people around like your lap dogs think again because Paris Gellar does not take orders! And just you wait when I've become president I'll make sure people who deserve it get into this school and other highly prestigious places because they actually have intelligence not just money and they'll be bossing your sorry butt out of tables and jobs. That's right buddy, so you can just go back to whatever rock you crawled out from and let it squash you!"
Finn's interruptions were futile.
Meanwhile Logan and Colin were having a fit trying to control their laughter. It was getting so bad the whole table had started to rock which got...
"So you think this is funny huh?"...Paris' attention.
Wide eyed Logan and Colin gulped and shook their heads' no.
"Good, because if you did..."Paris launched into another rant and it was Colin's turn to choke out a soft, "mommy"
Finn who had finally been given a break from Paris looked on in utter bewilderment. 'How can this girl not be all giddy we're paying her attention. Did I forget my deodorant again?' he thought sniffing himself. 'Mmm minty fresh.' he thought happily, safely assured he didn't smell. Finn looked at his friends being lectured like there was no tomorrow and had conflicting feelings.
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INSIDE FINN'S HEAD-THE MENTAL DEBATE:
Quickly Finn was thinking of how he could rescue his friends and then his thought would switch to should he because they got him stuck chasing an obviously unstable girl who he found more strange than himself and possibly even homicidal.
As if on cue his cartoon watching imagination (more like drunken induced mind) clicked on and he found himself staring at a little copy of himself dressed in a devil's costume. "Just leave Finn, and watch them struggle from a far mate. Look at them! It's hilarious. That sheila's like the bloody energizer bunny! Who knows when they get out!"
Just as Finn started to nod another figure appeared before him this time dressed...like a little devil? Finn looked between the two and mentally asked, "Shouldn't one of you be the angel?" The two figures looked at him and laughed, "Yeah right! And the tooth fairy exists!"
The second devil looked up at Finn and said, "Don't leave them to suffer Finn." When Finn looked at it clearly confused it replied, "Well not because we particularly care-but because there could be a fun way to get Paris to stop!" With that he whispered to Finn. Who suddenly got that gleam in his eye that was 100 percent pure Finn.
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IN THE REAL WORLD:
While Finn's thoughts were taking place only a couple of seconds had passed and Paris was giving Logan and Colin everything she had in her crazy Paris style.
Finn watched her for a few more seconds then put his plan to work. Out of nowhere he grabbed her head and kissed her full blown on the mouth.
Feeling rather pleased and at the same time disappointed there wasn't any tongue he stopped and let her go.
Paris who had been delivering one of her best performances in her opinion felt herself being wretched around. She saw the other moron who had been bugging her before. What she didn't see was the kiss coming straight at her. Her eyes flew up in surprise and stayed that way until he let go of her. She was silent for a moment.
Finn's pleasure got drained when he saw the strange look on Paris' face, it definitely disappeared when she had nothing to say. 'Oy, this is just creepy!' he thought.
Finally Paris snapped out of her fuming and "WHACK!" slapped Finn across the face. "Take the table you jerks!" she screamed and grabbing her stuff walked out of the coffee shop. As usual oblivious to the looks.
Finn was shocked but gathered enough sense to scream (although delayed and slightly dramatized) "OUCH!" Then he quickly turned again just as Paris was out the door and cried out, "Can I see you tomorrow?"
Logan and Colin sat speechless.
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Well that's all we have time for today kids. Tune in next time same gilmore time same gilmore channel.
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