Me: Chapter 2's up!
Kaitsu: Be prepared for more randomness…
Takari: Merielle does not own Kingdom Hearts. It is quiet obvious by now, isn't it?
Destiny's Randomness
Chapter 2—Pizza and Decorations
"Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza…" said Merielle as she flipped through the pages of her phone book. "Okay, I'll have five mega-sized pizzas: one with cheese; one with pepperoni; one with hearts of the innocent; and another with pure sugar. …Hello? Hello! Dammit!"
"What happened?" asked Ken as he walked into the room holding a box full of balloons.
"The guy started laughing and hung up on me…" muttered Merielle. "I'll try again." She picked up the phone and dialing again. Unfortunately, the guy laughed and hung up…again.
"Aw, he hung up again! Why won't he just give us our pizzas!" whined Merielle.
"…Since when is there a pizza with pure sugar?" asked Ken, looking at Merielle's pizza list. Merielle ignored this and dialed again, only to be yelled at as the guy hung up.
"Look… Let's just forget about the stupid pizza--"
"I. Want. PIZZA!!!" shrieked Merielle in that evil little way when someone wants something but they don't get it.
"Okay, okay, sheesh…" Ken dialed the number again.
"What the hell do you people want?!" yelled the pizza guy…person.
"We just want the pizza we asked for," said Ken.
"Haha! Yeah right, since when has there been a pizza with 'hearts' and 'sugar'?"
"…Well, we eat those kinds of pizzas every day."
"Haha! Nice try--"
"Look, we just want our damn pizzas right now! So if you get your (beep)ing butt over here and give us our (beep)ing pizza, I'll hunt you down and your (beep)ing pizza shop! So get the (beep) over here and give us our pizza!" Ken slammed the phone into the receiver, literally breaking it, and sighed. He looked over at Merielle, who was just staring wide-eyed. "…What?"
"I never knew you had such…colorful… vocabulary," said Merielle.
"Oh, shut up," grumbled Ken, walking off to get more party supplies from who-knows-where. Merielle looked at the phone, which was currently broken and being taken away by ants.
"How am I supposed to call the others if the phone's broken?" thought Merielle. "Hmm… I know!" She pulled out a small cell-phone from her pocket and smiled. "Dear god, I thank thee for the wonderful technology that has been bestowed upon this earth." And with that, she began dialing and calling all her friends and other random people.
Meanwhile, Ken had managed to find Kaitsu and Kotoro and explained the entire death-joke incident to them. After a few minutes of the two brothers beating up Ken, they began to set up the party decorations. It was then that Kaitsu noticed a black hat on the table.
"Hey, what's the hat for?" he asked.
"I dunno. It was in Merielle's party stuff, so I just brought it down," explained Ken.
Kaitsu walked over to the hat and picked it up. "It looks like a magician's hat." An idea struck his head and he smiled. "Hey, you two, I'm going to pull out a rabbit out of this hat just like in the magic tricks!"
Ken and Kotoro watched as Kaitsu placed his hand inside the hat. Nothing happened for a few minutes. Suddenly Kaitsu smiled and pulled his hand out, holding something furry. Ken and Kotoro's eyes widened as they saw what it was.
"Behold! A rabbit!" said Kaitsu.
"Uh… Kaitsu… you should probably look a little closer…" muttered Kotoro, pointing to the furry creature. Kaitsu blinked and looked at it.
It was a squirrel. (If you hadn't read Destiny's Punishment, you wouldn't understand this joke right now)
"It's…a…squirrel…" It took a few seconds for the words to register in Kaitsu's mind. His eyes widened as the other two backed away slowly.
"Squirrel! SQUIRREL! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" Kaitsu screamed and threw the squirrel straight at the wall. Before the other two could blink, Kaitsu summoned his Keyblade, ran behind the couch, and aimed his weapon at the squirrel, ready to cast a fire spell.
"Kaitsu, calm down!" said Kotoro, trying to pull the Keyblade out of Kaitsu's hand.
"It's an evil demon! Kill it! KILL IT!!!"
"Who're you calling an evil demon?"
The three froze as the…talking…squirrel jumped onto the floor. A black smoke engulfed it and its form changed into that of a human. A boy the age of sixteen with shoulder-length black hair and red eyes walked out of the cloud. He wore black torn pants and a deep red t-shirt with the words "I live to kill" written on it.
"…Takari?"
"Okay, which one of you brats threw me at the wall?" said Takari, his eye twitching with anger.
"He did!" shouted Ken and Kotoro, pointing at a now scared Kaitsu.
"Oh gee… will you look at the time? I have to go and get that…thing… yeah… um, bye!" Kaitsu ran out of the room before they could react.
"Dead man walking…" muttered Takari.
"What are you doing here?" asked Ken.
"I was invited. You guys are having a party, aren't you?"
"Well… it's a sugar party…"
"Another one? Seriously, Merielle never knows when to quit on sugar," sighed Takari.
"Death from above!!!" Came a voice.
The three looked up as two figures fell in through the roof and onto the ground in front of them. It was a boy and a girl about the age of fifteen. The two stood up, coughing at the dust from the hole in the roof. The girl had bright red hair and pink eyes, and wore a pink skirt and white shirt. The boy had spiky green hair and blue eyes, and wore jeans and ablack shirt with the picture of a green dragon on the back.
"I told you we shouldn't have gone through the roof!" said the girl.
"But it would have been more fun, Seika! We'd have the element of surprise!" said the boy.
"You're such a joker, Ryu," groaned Seika. She looked over at the three and smiled in an over-hyperactive way. "Hi you guys!"
"Oh no… not her," muttered Ken. Seika looked around the room and frowned.
"You call this a party? There's no decorations or people!" she said.
"We were working on them until you three showed up," said Kotoro.
"Whatever," said Seika. "Now, where's Kaitsu?" She looked around the room eagerly.
"Takari scared him off…again," said Ken.
"Aww… And I had a present for him too," said Seika, showing a small box.
"A present?" Kaitsu randomly popped out from behind the TV and took the box happily.
"How'd he get there?" asked Takari.
"Open it!" grinned Seika. Kaitsu opened the box and saw a note next to a small red button. He picked up the note and read it aloud.
"'To one of the best bishies in the world…'"—(sweatdrop)—"'the sky is blue…the grass is green…press this button to make Takari scream'?"
"What in the world could possibly make me scream?" asked Takari. Kaitsu pressed the button, but nothing happened. They stood there for a few minutes before Kotoro perked up.
"Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?" asked Ken.
"Something's ticking… Like an alarm clock or a…" Realization hit him and his eyes widened. "It's a bomb!!"
"No! We're going to die!" shouted Ryu. He fell onto the floor and began rolling. "Stop, drop, roll. Stop, drop, roll..."
"Ryu, that's for fire," groaned Takari. Before any of them could react, the box exploded and a huge cloud of smoke filled the room. Soon the cloud faded away and everyone stood back up. The room was now completely decorated and filled with sugar food. But that wasn't what everyone was looking at. It was Takari. He stood up, coughing as the smoke cleared away, and noticed everyone staring at him.
"…What?"
They just stared and pointed to his clothes. Takari looked at them, his eyes widening with what he saw. His once black pants were now pink with yellow polka dots, and his once blood red shirt had turned baby pink with the words "I love bunnies" written in white.
"AAH!!" Takari screamed and ran out of the room as everyone started laughing their heads off.
"That was the best prank ever! Did you two come up with it?" asked Kaitsu.
"Yep," nodded Seika. "Ryu created it, and I decided on the clothes!" It was then that Merielle ran into the room.
"Is everyone okay? I heard an explosion and… why are you laughing?"
"It's a long story," said Ken.
"…Anyway, I called everyone and they're going to be arriving soon," said Merielle. She smiled and threw random confetti around the room.
"Let the sugar party begin!!!"
Me: hehe… I laughed so much while I was working on this. XD
Takari: you are an evil little witch!
Me: yeah, I know I am. (innocent grin) Oh, and by the way, I'll be adding some random reviewers into the story too! So, if you want to be in it, just e-mail me at SerenityKH05 at adelphia dot net, with the description of the person, their name, and probably some random info or jokes to inspire me for the next chapters! (grins)
Takari: (grumbles) …And now for the review replies.
Ninja Mage- (gasp) youcame and reviewed my other story! I'm so happy right now… (shines in happiness and pride for another 5 minutes) Okay, I'm done. XD
Kai- Behold the power of sugar… and randomness. XD Gosh, I'm so hyper this week. XD nyaha, I'll invite everyone! XD …probably.
Me: Read and review!
Merielle