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James POV
I ain't no vision, I am the man
who loves you inside out
backwards and forwards with
my heart hanging out
I love no other way
-Love You Inside Out, the Bee Gees
Padfoot:
Thanks for you're….. condolences. I guess. Only I think that you shouldn't criticize my love life until you take a good look at your own. I may not have a girlfriend right now, but I would say I'm way better off. Really Pads. Three. And they all look similar, blue eyes, blonde hair, and no brains?
You Sirius, are insane. But I guess I cant' be too hard on you. You don't know what it's like to love one person and to want to be with them all the time
It's pretty tough to see her look at me with this confused expression all the time.
-Prongs
ps. you know why were here early? Were here to organize a Miss Magic contest. Yep. You read that correctly Siri, there will be chicks from Durmstrang, Beaubaxtons, and AMA.
Maybe you should get away from the blonde bimbos and find one person. Then again maybe you shouldn't, because people would question your sanity.
Alina's POV
August 25, 1975, Toledo Oregon, USA AMA
I am trying not to scream as I write this. Or kick a wall. Or do something drastic. Why am I going crazy?
Because. I won. The Miss Red AMA contest. I am trying not to hyperventilate now, because I just realized what this means.
I'm going to England.
Someone save me. Please.
It was a complete accident you know. I was just singing a normal modern song that everyone knows. I was planning on just standing on stage like as stick. I figured that if my dark wardrobe malfunctions didn't' do the trick in turning the judges off, my lack of movement on stage would.
But then I got on stage, and the music started and the whole standing stock still thing came crashing down on my head. Because after about one full second of standing there I started to move, and I felt this enormous…. Desire to perform.
To impress the judges of a beauty contest that I was doing everything I could to avoid winning. How sad is that? And then I was dancing and smiling and gesturing to the judges like I was a born performer.
It's frightening to think of it this way, but you realize what this means, don't you. It means that I am my mothers daughter. This performing/winning beauty contest thing proves that I have my mothers' genes and wasn't adopted from the Himalayas, where maybe there are goth people like me. Sigh, my last hope gone.
Sirius' POV
Prongs:
Are you Sirius? (please don't kill me. I had to write that!) A Magical Beauty Contest!!!! This year is going to be the best.
And I've broken up with Betty, Haylie, and Megan! I'm a free man. What coincidence, just in time for Hogwarts first beauty pageant. I must have the best timing in the world.
Well Prongs, while your slaving away at the castle, I'm going to fly a few rounds on your broom.
And you can't do anything about it, because it's your own fault you forgot it at home and I'm the one that's graciously bringing it for you. Haha! I still can't believe that the Gryffindor team captain got so side tracked about spending half a month with Evans the FORGOT HIS BROOM STICK!
Pathetic.
-Padfoot
A/N: Thanks to my reviewers. I'm still a little shocked about how many reviews i've gotten for this. I've practically tripled the amount I got for my last one and that was like 13 chap. But then again that story was really bad. I promise i'll do abetter job with this one. Thanks to:
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I know. Lily does need to learn to like James. And she's pretty confused i'd say.