Me: new chapter! (waves flag) By the way, thanks for the e-mails. I loved the ideas… XD Anywho, I'll add you guys in the next chapters probably.
Kaitsu: There's a huge spoiler in this chapter for those who read Destiny's Punishment…
Me: well, let's just say you'll finally get to see the evil Unknown without his hood and know his name. …And a little confusing fact that I can't explain to you guys about him. Hehe… (evil grin)
Takari: Merielle does not own Kingdom Hearts. Now read!
Destiny's Randomness
Chapter 3—Evil Sugar Rush
Ding-dong…
"I'll get it!" shouted Merielle, running to the door. She opened it and there stood a girl the same age as her. She had black hair, blue eyes, and wore a dark purple shirt and black pants, along with a pair of spiked bracelets.
"Hi Annie!" smiled Merielle. "Come on in!" Annie walked in and said hello to the others.
"Annie, this is Kaitsu, Kotoro, Ken, Takari, Seika, Ryu, and the rabid bunny!" said Merielle, pointing to them as she said their names.
"Hey," said Annie. Suddenly the rabid bunny jumped up and did the Mexican hat dance, then ran out of the room. Anime sweatdrops appeared on everyone's heads.
"…What the hell?" muttered Annie.
"Uh, ignore that," said Merielle. "Sit down with the others while I go and make some sugar-infested food!"
A few minutes later, the door bell rang again.
"Ken, open the door!" shouted Merielle from the kitchen. Ken walked to the door and opened it to reveal five teenagers; one girl, and four boys. The first one had black hair with blond highlights and grey eyes. He wore black pants and a black vest over a matching sleeveless shirt with a picture of a skeleton (Sanyu!). The second had blue hair tied in a small low ponytail, green eyes, and, strangely, blue cats ears and tail; he wore faded jeans and a black shirt with torn sleeves (Tamorei!). The third had silver hair and wore a pair of black sunglasses along with black jeans and a white shirt (Nori!). The fourth, a girl, had long blonde hair and blue eyes, and wore a light blue tank top and black skirt (Yuri!). The last one, about a year older than the others, had red eyes and short silver hair, and wore black jeans with chains and a matching sleeveless shirt with the symbol for "Death" written in red. (The Guardians of Darkness as normal teens! XD)
"…What the hell are you doing here?" asked Ken, eyes wide.
"We're here for the party, silly!" giggled the blonde, known as Yuri. Ken turned slowly to Merielle, who had walked to the door too.
"Y-you invited…them?!" he stuttered.
"Well, duh! It wouldn't be fun without them!" smiled Merielle. Ken blinked, looked at the five, blinked again, then sighed.
"If you'll need me… I'll be slamming my head against a wall in a corner…" muttered Ken, walking off. The five walked in, Kaitsu and the others seeing them. Time seemed to have frozen in that moment.
"…Hello, Yasuko," growled Kaitsu, glaring daggers at the boy with silver hair and red eyes.
"It's a pleasure seeing you again, Kaitsu," said Yasuko. Kotoro looked at the five, then looked at Merielle.
"You invited them?!"
"Why is everyone asking me that? It wouldn't be any fun without them!" said Merielle. Kotoro stared at her as though she was insane. It was then that Annie noticed something about Kaitsu and Yasuko.
"Hey… are you two twins or something?" she asked.
"No!" shouted Kaitsu. "I'm not related to that madman!"
"But it's something like that…" muttered Yasuko.
"We got a present for you guys!" said the cat-boy known as Tamorei, holding up a small rectangular box with a red bow attached.
Kotoro looked at the present, then at Kaitsu. "Well what are you waiting for? Take the present."
"No, you take the present," said Kaitsu.
"Oh, come on! You still don't trust us?" said Tamorei.
"Of course they don't," said the black/blond-haired boy, known as Sanyu. "Don't you remember what happened the last time we gave them a present?"
"Yeah! They ended up being scarred for life!" smiled Yuri.
"I still don't understand how a walking skeleton can be scary," muttered Nori.
"Just take the present already!" said Tamorei, handing it to Kaitsu.
Kaitsu opened the box and looked inside. "…Chocolate bars?" He said, holding up one of the twenty bars.
"They're called Mavpel Candy," said Sanyu. "Try one."
Kaitsu unwrapped the bar, broke it in two, and gave one half to Kotoro. "You eat it first, just to make sure it doesn't have any poison."
Kotoro blinked, but ate the piece anyway. "Hmm, this is pretty good!" Kaitsu waited a few seconds before eating his piece.
"Wow, this tastes great!"
"You really like it?" asked Yuri. The two nodded vigorously.
"I'm glad you like it," said Yasuko. "It took a while to make that candy."
The two froze in their chewing and stared at them. "…You made this?"
"Yeah."
As soon as he finished, Kotoro spat out the candy while Kaitsu, who had already swallowed his, became wide-eyed.
"Don't worry, we didn't poison it or anything," said Yasuko.
"How can we know you're telling the truth?" asked Takari.
"If we did poison you, you'd be dead by now," said Sanyu. The others figured this was a good enough answer. Soon they all sat down and began watching TV, waiting for the others to arrive.
"Kaitsu, why are you still eating those?" asked Seika, pointing to the box of chocolates.
"They taste really good," said Kaitsu, eating another piece. "Besides, I guess I can trust them for now."
Fifteen minutes later…
"To infinity and beyond!!!!" shouted Kaitsu, pointing into the air while standing on a chair which was on a table.
"…My god," muttered Ken as Kaitsu jumped from the chair and ran around the couch five times and then glomped the rabid bunny.
"Bunny!!!"
The rabid bunny growled and kicked Kaitsu, did another Mexican hat dance, and ran out of the room once more. Kaitsu grinned and began jumping around very fast. The others stared at Kaitsu, then shot glares at the Dark Guardians, who were currently laughing their heads off.
"Yasuko… what were those Maypel Candy made of?" asked Takari.
"…Pure sugar," grinned Yasuko while the other four started laughing again.
"If they're made out of sugar, then why didn't it affect me?" asked Kotoro.
"You're a half-Heartless. Besides, you spat it out once we told you we made it," said Nori.
"Fear the wrath of Fluffalufagus!!!" shouted Kaitsu, throwing the rabid bunny at them. They all ducked except for Seika and Annie, who got bitten and became rabid.
"That's it! I'm calling the men in white coats!" yelled Merielle.
"Hojo and the scientists?" gasped Ryu.
"No, idiot! The other men in white coats!" Merielle pulled out her phone and called the Insane Asylum. A few seconds later, a bunch of men in white coats and a monkey burst into the house. One of them grabbed Seika and Ryu while another grabbed Kaitsu, who was currently laughing maniacally for no reason. They put them in those weird straight jacket things, put them in the car, ran back into the car—the monkey in the driver's seat—and drove off.
"That was… weird," muttered Ken. Merielle stood up and screamed,
"Line up!"
Suddenly everyone lined up and faced Merielle. She paced down the line, pointing to them one by one as she spoke.
"Kotoro, Ken, Ryu, and Takari clean up the mess Kaitsu made; Yasuko, Yuri, Nori, Tamorei, Sanyu, get rid of that candy before Kaitsu comes back. You five had better behave otherwise you're leaving, got it?" They all nodded and went straight to work.
Half an hour later…
"Have you learned your lesson Kaitsu?" asked Merielle.
"Yeah… Never eat candy from the Dark Guardians," muttered Kaitsu.
"Good. It's because of you that Seika and Annie aren't able to come to the party anymore!" said Yuri.
"It isn't my fault Yasuko made the candy out of pure sugar!"
"I thought it would be funny."
"Funny? Funny?!! I'll show you funny!" Kaitsu summoned his Keyblade, but Merielle jumped in before he could attack.
"Both of you stop arguing right now! We're going to have a fun sugar party, so you better sit down and behave otherwise I'll get Fluffaluffagus to bite you too!!"
"…Fluffaluffagus?" asked Ken.
"It's the rabid bunny Kaitsu named while he was on the sugar rush," said Sanyu. Suddenly the doorbell rang again.
"I got it!" said Merielle. She ran to the door and opened it, smiling.
"Hi guys! It's about time!"
Me: Who was at the door? You'll have to find out! Hehe… I'm so evil.
Kaitsu: you made me go on a sugar rush… (sweatdrop)
Yasuko: (has a picture of Kaitsu while he was hyper) I'll keep this somewhere safe for blackmail… hehe…
Kaitsu: I hate you so much… (glare)
Me: I don't have any time for review replies. Sorry! Well, read and review anyway. See ya!
Merielle