Me: First of all… I'd like to say…. I'M SORRY! I am so sorry for ignoring DP and DR like this. It wasn't supposed to happen like this. Gah… blame evil school, and my lazy self. Plus I've recently discovered the joys of deviantART… Anywho, another random chapter. Enjoy!
Takari: Merielle doesn't own Kingdom Hearts. The Spanish Dogs of Death™ belong to Mediciner.
Destiny's Randomness
Chapter 5—Spanish Dogs of Death
Merielle opened her eyes as the sun shone in through the window. Yawning, she sat up and looked around. Everyone was asleep/passed out/knocked out. Everyone had obviously had a hangover from all of the sugar. She could still remember Ken and Takari singing the American anthem and rabid bunnies doing the Irish dance.
She stood up and walked over to the calendar and gasped.
"NEEEEEEE!"
"No more ice cream!" screamed Ryu as he shot up in bed. Everyone else jumped up from Merielle's trademark… 'nee'.
"What the hell is the matter with you!" shouted Ken, who was obviously not a morning person.
"It's Sunday!"
"…So?"
"It's the last day of the weekend before school starts!"
"And your point is…?"
"We should celebrate it!"
"…And get high on sugar again?"
"Yeah! We can give cards to everyone and have another sugar party and get high on sugar and play video games and--"
"…Do you ever shut up?"
"I've never thought of that. Why do you ask?"
"……"
"Hm. Another day of sugar rush… …I'll pass," responded Yasuko.
"Same here," said Ken.
"Oh come on! It'll be fun!" pleaded Merielle.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pretty please? With whip cream on top?"
"No."
"Geez, why do you always have to be so anti-social, Ken?"
"I'm not anti-social. I just don't like people."
That was the final straw. Merielle grabbed Ken by his shirt collar and lifted him a foot off the ground. Her eyes were blazing with anger.
"You will join the Sunday sugar party, and you will have fun! GOT IT!"
"Yes, ma'am…" whimpered Ken. Merielle smiled and put him back down.
"Okay, meeting in the kitchen! Girls only!" And with that, the girls ran off to the kitchen, leaving the boys in utter curiosity.
"Why'd you call us here?" asked Yuri.
"Because we're going to play spin the Bottle later!" squealed Merielle. The other girls giggled happily… mostly because all of the guys in the party were bishies.
And now the evil fun begins…
The door swung open and the girls ran in and formed a half circle in the center of the living room.
"The rest of you can form the other half!" said Merielle to the boys. They sat down and stared in confusion.
"We're going to play Spin the Bottle!"
Silence.
"Merielle… you do realize that there are more guys here than girls, right?"
"Yes. Your point?"
"……"
"…Oh." Merielle thought for a moment, then a sick smile spread across her face. "Who cares! Let there be yaoi!" The girls grinned and giggled at this… while the boys looked horror-struck.
Merielle went first and spun the bottle. It landed on… Riku. (Yes, I know… this is so Mary Sue-ish) She giggled madly and dragged Riku into a conveniently placed closet. After a few minutes she walked back out, but no Riku followed.
"Where's Riku?" asked Kai.
"I knocked him out and tied him up as a soveigner."
"……"
The game continued on, Yuri spun on it landed on Tamorei. Ryu spun and it landed on Seika. NM spun and it landed on Nori. Finally, it was Ken's turn. He spun it and it landed on… Takari. (mwahahaha—coughcoughum…yeah…)
"Yes!" Merielle started giggling like the insane fan girl she is.
"No way! This is where I draw the line!" shouted Ken.
"Party pooper…" pouted Merielle.
"Let's do a new game," suggested NM.
"…But what?"
They sat in silence for a while, trying to think of what to do. Suddenly the closet door swung open and Riku ran out, still tied up, looking panicked.
"Some weird portal just appeared in the closet!"
…Everyone stared.
…Then everyone glared at Yasuko.
"I didn't do anything!" he protested. Merielle got up and walked to the closet as the others sat quietly. She began to slowly open the door, but it suddenly burst open and out came…
…Spanish dogs of DEATH! The first was black, second was white, and the third was blonde. All three of them looked like regular dogs, but had big Mexican hats on. …Don't ask how Spanish dogs can have Mexican hats on. It's just how it is.
"¿Dónde estamos?" spoke one of the dogs. (Translations will be in parenthesis for those who don't know Spanish. Translation: Where are we?)
"¿Está esto a la base militar italiana?" asked the second. (Is this an Italian military base?)
"No. Esa gente no es italianos," said the third, looking towards the others. (No, they aren't Italian.)
"¡Entonces deben ser espías australianos!" barked the first one. "¡Ataque!" (Then they must be Australian spies! Attack!) The three dogs began to advance towards them.
And ended up being glomped by NM.
"They are so cute!"
"¡Advertencia¡Nos están atacando! Operación iniciada: juego muerto!" (Warning! We're being attacked! Initiate operation: play dead!) All three dogs immediately fell flat on the floor and stopped moving. They all stared in silence before NM cried out.
"Oh no! I killed them!"
"No you didn't. They're playing dead." Ken walked up to one of them and tapped it lightly with his foot.
"¡Están sobre nosotros¡Ataque de los trastos!" (They're onto us! Tackle attack!) Immediately all three dogs jumped up and tackled Ken down and began biting him.
"AH! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!"
"¡Dado, espía australiano malvado!" (Die, evil Australian spy!)
"Autorización, usted puede ahora parar." (Okay, you can stop now.)
The three dogs stopped and looked up at Ryu as he kneeled down next to them. "No somos espías australianos malvados." (We're not evil Australian spies.)
"¿Qué¿Usted no es?" barked the black one. "¿Entonces cuáles son usted?" (What? You're not? Then what are you?)
"Somos apenas who're regular de las adolescencias el azu'car-comer que tiene un partido." (We're just regular sugar-eating teens who're having a party.)
The blonde dog spoke up. "¿Le dije que ellos no fueran escucharan los espías, pero usted? Nooo. Seriamente, usted está consiguiendo paranoico otra vez." (I told you they weren't spies, but would you listen? Noo. Seriously, you're getting paranoid again.)
"¡Cierre para arriba!" (Shut up!)
"¿Um, puede usted tres discutir en alguna parte? Estamos intentando tener un partido..." (Um, can you three argue somewhere else? We're trying to have a party...)
"Oh, seguro. Apesadumbrado sobre eso." (Oh, sure. Sorry about that.) And with that, the dogs went back through the portal and disappeared.
"…I didn't know you could speak Spanish," said Merielle.
"I learned it from a friend," he said. Suddenly a girl shot into the room, looking around in a panic.
"Raul? Raul! Where's Raul?"
"…Med? What're you doing here?" asked NM.
"Where. Is. RAUL!" she screamed.
"…Who's Raul?" asked Merielle.
"He's a small Spanish dog. Has a little Mexican hat. Talks--" Everybody immediately pointed to the closet door.
"He disappeared through the portal."
"…No! Raul!" Med fell to the floor, weeping. "Where did I go wrong? Was it the hat! The Spanish lessons! The tacos!" She continued crying for a few seconds, and stopped once she saw the others.
"Wait a sec… Kaitsu? Kotoro? Riku? Sora?" She blinked. "….I'm in heaven, aren't I?"
"No, this is a sugar party," said Ken.
"Yay! Can I join in?"
"Sure!"
And so, everyone began having sugar again. Merielle got to do the moonwalk on a table, while Med did the Mexican hat dance with Fluffaluffagus, the rabid bunny, and Raul, the Spanish dog, who…somehow… appeared back. Eventually, they all passed out from too much sugar.
Me: I'm too tired to write a decent ending. The Spanish was done by a translator. Don't kill me if it's not correct.
Ken: I hate the games you put in this fic…
Me: heh… anywho, I'm kinda out of game ideas. Any suggestions? (I got a new e-mail! Melimeli2002 at aol dot com)
Takari: And now for review replies…
The Keyblade Master- Sora's out of the closet now, so no worries. Besides, if the lawyers do come, I'll be sure to have my frying pan for defense XD
Litwolf689- Thanks much!
Mikol- Someone's been having too much sugar…
angelfrie- Glad to see you enjoy it XD
purplish111- Thanks!
Me: That's all for now. Read and review!
Merielle