Title: Testing the Turk-love
Authors: Shinra-Turk and EC-Chan
Disclaimer: We do NOT own FFVII.
:Warning: Contains random vulgarity and wild butt-sex. Read at your own risk!
:IMPORTANT: This takes place after Sephiroth attacks Shinra Headquarters.
And now…onto the story…
It was a beautiful night on Midgar's plate. The Mako Reactors were blazing, the children were getting mugged in the streets, and everywhere people were just generally living in fear. Well, not yet, Rufus thought, but they will be!
The newly acclaimed but not yet inaugurated President walked inside the 70th floor of the Shinra building, his faithful dotted Turk his only companion. Entering his new office, he strolled over to the desk, which his father laid over, dead.
'Who would have thought that this would be the best day of life?' Rufus wondered to himself. 'Why just this morning I got some pastry on my favorite suit and had to go all the way back to my room to change and thought to myself—Rufus, you amazing hunk-of-a-Vice-President-you, today will just not be your day. And now…my idiot father lays at my feet! I'm so glad that I was wrong.'
As Rufus continued to think silently, Tseng went to close the door to the office. The sound of the door slamming shut knocked Rufus out of his mental celebration and returned his attention to his inferior.
"Now that your father's gone…" Tseng said, noticing he had captured his President's attention. "We can do what we could never do before!"
"Go streaking?" Rufus asked, a pleasant smile lighting his face.
"…Rufus…you've always known about how I feel about you," Tseng said, making his way over to the other man. Rufus pursed his lips, thinking about what Tseng had just said and looked over at the bloody desk, an idea forming in his mind.
"So, Tseng, do you think this desk could handle two grown men having wild butt-sex?" Rufus asked his Turk, a serious look on his face. They were not even inches apart now.
Tseng raised an eyebrow, "I don't know sir…"
Meanwhile, outside the office…
"Do you hear that?" Reno asked, looking at Rude.
"Yeah…it kind of sounds like our new President is under attack!" Rude said, looking at the other Turk in concern. "Do you think Sephiroth came back!"
"I don't know…" Reno said seriously. "But we better go check!"
The two Turks grabbed four guns each and charged to their President's aid. Kicking in the door, they were met with a very interesting sight…
"PRESIDENT!" Reno screamed, slamming into Rude's back when the other Turk stopped in shock. "WE'VE COME TO SAVE YOU!"
Rufus looked up, surprise written on his elegant face. "Um…um…" The young man was, for the first, time lost for words.
"Um…we brought guns," Reno said. "But we see that you've already used one of your own…"
"…" Rude was still recovering from the shock of the scene.
"Um…sir, we'll have someone up to repair that desk later," Reno said. "And to remove the body… Uh, uh…sorry to bother you. It won't happen again."
For the first time in Reno's life, he found himself actually acting polite. And with that, the two Turks bolted, leaving their Wutian leader and the President alone.
"I wonder why they were so shocked," Tseng said. "We haven't even done anything yet!"
"We were only jumping on the desk to see if it could handle both of our weight…" Rufus agreed.
Tseng looked down at their disrobed bodies. "But maybe us both being naked is part of the problem…"
"Why?" Rufus asked. "I'm only testing out my new Turk."
AN: Yes…well…um….we hope that you enjoyed that…little story…yes, well….right….if you want more stories like this, please review!