Disclaimer: I own not, you sue not… it all belongs to jk rowling and the song lyrics belong to the group from the 70's bread.

Authors Note: Just before we even start I want to say that: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHEERLEADERS! Understood?

Good.

Baby you know that
Dreams they're for those who sleep,
Life is for us to keep
And if I choose the one
I'd like to help me through,
I'd like to make it with you
I really think that we can make it girl.

Make it With You (Bread)

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Sirius' POV

Well, we all know who the next Gryffindor chaser is going to be. Remus' friend… .Arianna. She's a shoe in. Completely. You should see James's face, he's beaming. Just because she's good at Quidditch.

Honestly.

I, as fate would have it, have absolutely no reason whatsoever to smile, let alone beam. Because Lina snarled at me! Snarled! Of all things!

And I can't figure out why! I mean all I did was ask her how she was doing, very nicely, I might add. And she snaps "Why should it matter to you, you… you….pea brain?"

Pea brain?

But that's not the point. The point is that the only girl I've ever really cared about is snarling mad.

At me.

Wonderful.

I think it might have something to do with those two other chicks from the U.S. because they both glared at her from the stands. And then they saw me looking at them and glared at me. And then they turned around and glared at each other! Most mysterious.

But then girls are always a mystery, aren't they.

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Lily's POV

Note to self:

Never anger Lina to the point that she glares at everyone she sees. I mean a little teasing won't hurt, but when she gets mad, she gets mad.

For a normally very calm person, this is probably psychologically damaging. Probably the influence from all the beauty pageant winners.

Poor girl.

Anyway. Back to the topic at hand. Poor Sirius.

Yeah I know. I thought I'd never seen the day that I would feel sympathy for one of Potter's friends, but he looks very sad and confused.

Well I would too, if I had every single one of the American Miss Magic contestants mad at me.

Actually, it was a bit thick of him…. I mean to not notice that he was dating two different girls…. With different hair cuts.

I tried to explain to Lina and Arianna that his head was just so full of Lina that he couldn't think of anything else.

Arianna thought it was a perfect theory, but Lina didn't buy it. Big surprise, huh?

Right now were at the quidditch pitch. Argh it is SO windy! This is one of the reasons I HATE quidditch! It is horrible.

James' hair looks so cute when it's windswept. Argh! Why did I just say that? My brain is so dysfunctional!

Help! I am going to go find solace in chocolate.

Be back later.

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Remus' POV

Whew. Talk about a huge load air lifted off my shoulder!

Because guess what!

Arianna MADE IT ON THE TEAM!

Of course I knew she would all along. It wasn't like I was doubting her abilities or anything.

I was doubting my own judge of them.

So there.

But the best part of all is when James announced who won, with Sirius, Peter, and I by his side, (faithful mauraders always stick together, no matter what.) Arianna came up to me and in front of everyone, kissed me on the cheek!

I was so shocked by her forward act that it didn't' even register until Sirius nudged me back.

For one time I'm grateful that Sirius is such a player, because I took his nudge as a message that said "kiss her back you dip!"

And I did.

This is one great day. I can't wait until the Quidditch Matches start.

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Lina's POV

What am I going to do? This is beyond and above the requirements of Miss Magic contestants.

I mean this has honestly made me realize that the Beaubatons Contestants are certifiably, legally, frighteningly insane. I am totally serious.

I mean, Quidditch Cheerleaders?

You know, normally, I wouldn't have a problem with it. I mean every other existing sport, including wrestling has cheerleaders, so why not Quidditch?

But when I am forced to become involved in it, the idea of cheerleaders immediately becomes much less popular in my mind.

I mean, why couldn't Flarice Delecour have asked her fellow contestants about her oh so brilliant plan before she went to Dumbledore?

Because now there is no way out for me. No back way. No escape route. Dumbledore has decided to make Cheering on our team of choice mandatory for all contestants.

Great. Just Great.

Just what I've always wanted. To be a cheerleader.

Maybe I'll wear fishnets just to embarrass all of them. Hah!

Sigh.

Authors note 2: sorry for the long wait…. Again I have NOTHING against cheerleaders… kay?

Good.

Thank you to's:

Hawiaan Girl: How about I send you next chap, kay, cause this one took forever and I want to get it off! BUT I WILL NEXT ONE! I hope…. Thanks for the review..

Miss Lady Mauarader: Thanks for all the compliments! I'm glad you thought I handled the dissing of my flamer in a "mature" fashion. Haha!

Loves a bleeding lie: Oh I'm sure that my flamer will love me even more if the ever see my responses! I was being really childish the…. So what? Wheres the fun in life when you can't make fun of stupid people!

Cookies are tasty: I must agree with you on your name… yum… anyway: well about Dumbledore hosting a beauty contest.. well in my story he's just gonna be odd…. Like you said I'll write whatever I want! Yay! With the beauty contest thing, well I guess you see where it's going…. Cheerleading! Wow… I still don't' know exactly where I got that.

Some of my friends are cheerleaders so that might be it… still. Kind of odd, even for me!

Knights of Ne: haha nice……. Thanks for the review!

Crazy turtle: I'm glad I have so much support for my writing whatever I want thing! I didn't even realize that my story had the potential for being cliché. If there are any stories that are about pageants that AREN"T clichéd recommend them to me k?

HarryLuvsMoaningMyrtle: It's not that nobody likes my story… I've only got one bad review and I kind of meanly and spitefully tore it to pieces but who cares…. Lucky you. Well if you ever DO get a flame, take my advice and take em' down! (sorry. I do live in SD….)

MaDaNdCrAzY: Oh they will… with time… thanks.