Disclaimer: I own not, you sue not. Except for the characters that are not in the HP series and are of my own invention. Also the story line is mine.

Authoresses Note: I am SO SO SO SO SO sorry. There is really no excuse for me to wait like 3 months before writing another chapter. I guess that I've been really depressed. But that is no excuse for laziness. Here goes

Xxxxxxxx Lina's POV xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Rules for Quidditch Cheerleaders:

Compiled by Flarice Delacour.

All contestants in the Miss Magic contest must cheer.

There must be two (2)- three (3) non contestants from each house

Cheerleaders must wear the mandatory attire that is required; all additional items must be approved by team captain. (Please make note that gothic apparel, such as fishnets are strictly forbidden.)

Cheerleaders must submit to their team captain, who shall be the head of each Hogwarts house.

All cheerleaders must attend every team practice, and every game. There are no excuses for tardiness.

All Cheerleaders must attend every pep rally that is held.

All Cheerleaders must look presentable at all times. Cheerleaders are know for being neat and put together. (Please note that being neat and put together does not include leaving ink stains down their front.

At all times, cheerleaders must behave with the utmost decorum, remembering who they are and what house and competition the represent.

At all times, all cheerleaders must make the appearance that they are having fun, no matter how miserable they are.

10.) Cheerleaders must remember that there is no such thing as the word "cant".

This is too unbelievable to be possible. I think I'm going to be sick.

I just KNEW that Flarice Delacour from Beaubatons was listening to Lily and my conversation when I told her about the fishnets. You can just see the "LINA" spelled all over it.

You can also see the Lina spelled all over the neatness parts. And the appearance of having fun parts. Those rules were all targeted at me! The outrage! The scandal! The horror!

And now I have even been refused the joy of wearing fishnets.

And Sirius isn't around to make me laugh this all off. Not that I care. He's been abusing girl's dignity. But still, I think it might have been kind of an accident. Because he looks so confused right now, from where I fell over in shock upon receiving the above rules beside the quidditch stands.

Lily is taking this so much better than me. She must be one of those people that freaks out in their rooms, or in the bathroom or whatever, rather than freaking out in front of about twenty people the way I did.

So maybe it wasn't very nice of me to call Flarice Delacour and her friends from Beaubaxtons "bloody idiots". So what?

Anyway, in response to reading the list, Lily just looked down at me and said

"Makes you wonder what they bribed McGonagal with to make her be a cheerleading supervisor, doesn't it?"

Unbelievable.

Oh no! Sirius is coming over here. AND Lily is leaving! She just WINKED at me and said "you know, I think Arianna is calling my name".

I've got to get out of here. I think Arianna is calling my name too! Or not. She's talking to Remus. And what is Lily doing? She's talking to James. As in James POTTER. I've got to find out what is going on!

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxX James POV XxXxXxXxXxXxXxX

I don't believe my luck! I just had a real conversation with Lily!

Sure, all we talked about was cheerleading, but it was still a conversation!

See, she started over in the direction of Remus and Arianna, who were talking really quietly, but then she obviously noticed that it looked pretty in depth, so she veered right.

Right into my waiting arms. Well, ok not quite but she did walk straight toward me and she did say

"hey Potter. Are you happy with the way the team is now?"

and I guess that I said something along the lines of "yeah" and somehow she was all upset and telling me about this cheerleading thing that she has to do, and I somehow was trying to cheer her up and I think that I succeeded because she was smiling when I said that "I guess we'll see more of each other then, huh?" and she left.

I am still so in shock that I can't even comprehend what Sirius is blathering on about twins and Lina and kissing and the giant squid.

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Sirius POV XxXxXxXxXxXxXxX

Wow. This explains A LOT. How on earth was I supposed to know that there were TWO Melodies, I ask you?

When they first got here, I only noticed one of them before my attention was drawn to Lina and she punched me.

And apparently I have dated both of them. But I guess that the second date was with the other twin, Harmonie, who just wants to be my friend.

And the other one, Melodie hates me now. Big loss. At least I think so, she sure went stomping off when I told her that I didn't really like either her or her sister the way she wanted me too.

But you know what the best part is? Lina's agreed to be my friend!

It's hard to understand why I'm so happy. I mean I could be dating any girl I'd choose practically, and yet I feel like I have just won the world because Lina is my friend.

But maybe right now that's better. After all, who knows what can come from a friendship.

Especially when that "friend" kisses you on the cheek.

I guess that Remus and Arianna are going out now. When I first went to talk to Lina, she froze up and then turned to me and said "look! Look! Look at them. Arianna and Remus and James and ….. Lily?"

But at that point I was to concerned about setting things right between us that I didn't care that my best friends seemed to be getting the girls. I wanted to get the girl.

And I basically did.

Thanks to my reviewers:

Knights of Ne: Thanks for the review… I might just have to make it so Lina can wear fishnets. I'll have to see what I can do.

Check6: see, I updated? It took me forever… I hope that this is a bit more L/J action…

Miss Lady Maurader: yeah. About the thief lord story. I seriously need to start writing on that one too…. I'm going to TRY with the fishnets, because I think it would be really fun to write.

Eskino'srsxy: I'm glad you like the story! Sometimes I wonder about cheerleaders…. Haha.

Striped-fire: thanks! I'm SO GLAD THAT SCHOOL IS OUT! THEREFORE ALL HOMEWORK IS BANISHED!

Elephant Wings: I'm sorry this update took so long. I promise to be faster in future. Or I'll TRY.

Harryluvsmoaningmyrtle: thanks for the review!

Madandcrazy: haha, I'm pretty sure that Sirius'll appreciate the uniforms! I personally loved the movie bring it on… but don't' tell my friends. They'll think I'm insane.

Lillyskywalker3: I love Sirius/OC stories too! if you know of any good ones, recommend them to me! K?

Funkyswimmer: thanks! Yeah I've been trying to figure out a way to connect the character switches, yeah melodie is definitely supposed to be shallow, but harmonies supposed to be a bit better. I'm working on it!

REVIEW PLEASE!