A/N: Up for another round of stupidity, readers? heehee
I don't own the song "Milkshake" by Kelis.
-Chapter Two-
Milkshake
Inu-no-Taishou was sitting at his kitchen table, quietly sipping his coffee. He sighed. It had been a few hours since he woke up, and it was nearing nine. The boys would be up soon.
A creaking was heard right above his head. So, Sesshomaru was up.
A few minutes later, a thud was heard and padding of little feet across the hall to Sesshomaru's room sounded through the ceiling. It was quiet except for some quiet talking.
Sighing once more, enjoying the last minute peace, the father took another sip of his coffee.
Right then, Inuyasha ran down the stairs and waltzed around the kitchen, jiggling around and touching pretend, imaginary breasts on his chest, singing a very unusual song for a five year-old to know.
"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
it's better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge!"
With that, coffee spewed all over the dog demon's fluffy in shock. HIS five year-old son. Singing MILKSHAKE.
"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
it's better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge!
I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for,
they lose their minds,
the way I wind,
I think it's time
lala-lalala,
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,
lala-lalala
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting……"
"SESSHOMARU!"
Sesshomaru was up in his room, headphones in ears. His iPod was playing Milkshake, and he thought his little brother should expand his music horizon. But as his head-banging continued, he heard his father calling him.
"Damn!"