Hello and welcome back! Here are some thank yous to some very special people:
Chaos Ruler: Nice review, thanks for telling me the name of the sticky. Phsynophium, what a nice word. You're right, the grudge and the Ring do look a like in some way or another. I like your profile. Your one step away of being put on a certain list of mine. No not my death list, that's empty for the time being. Right-o you betcha luv, my favorite authors list! Profiles mean everything.
Numbuhunknown: My spell check is killing me over your name…Anyways, thanks for review. Nicely done. I love your story about the 2 become one thingy. I just read your profile again and it's so interesting! After this I think I might read your story about the Red x fed x thing. Hmmm…I think you're headed for a certain list too…
When I started reading my reviewers profiles for no apparent reason whatsoever, I just noticed that I have something in common with you. It's the creepiest thing, seriously it is. It's like someone is sucking the information in our minds and switching them so we could like the same thing! I know my philosophy is strange. Anyways, on with the chapter.
Everyone was sitting on the couch watching TV like normal people do with out any problems at all. Cyborg and Beast boy were killing each other at a video game that does not exist in the normal people world. Starfire was watching and Robin was cooking some food on a stove that you will only see in their house. Raven was sitting on a big black-purple couch reading a book that you will never find in any bookstore no matter how hard you look.
Terra was trying to beat Ryu in a card game that you will only hear of in Jump City and Vitanni was taking stuff and hiding them in a hole by the sea for no apparent reason at all. In other words everything was normal. Ryu was reaching for his glass of water when all he found was air. "Hey, where did my water go?" he asked. "I don't know. Maybe you should check in that hole outside," Vitanni said quickly. He got up and went to check outside.
Vitanni got up and followed him. In the few minutes they were gone there was a loud grunt a scream and a thump.
Vitanni came inside slightly disheveled and with a bad burn on her arm. "Ouch, that looks like a pretty bad burn mark," Raven said looking up from her book. She healed the burn and then went back to your book. "Wow, thanks Raven. It feels a lot better. You know, you don't know how much you're needed here. You're a very valuable team member," Vitanni said. Raven blushed from all the attention and flattery. Then in some weird change in atmosphere Vitanni started reciting a poem:
What is that on My Raven's face?
It's getting as big as a borough of rats.
Come and look, it's growing really fast.
My, look how much space it's stealing
It kind of looks rather appealing.
Wow it's stretching almost a mile
Dear Raven is growing a smile.
"That was nice," Beast Boy said, breaking out of his trance thus being crashed by Cyborg's car. "Robin! Is the food almost ready? At least Starfire cooks a lot faster!" Cyborg yelled at Robin who was in the kitchen.
"Friends, I have an idea. Why don't we go out to eat!" Starfire suggested. "Or better yet, why don't we visit Titans East," Terra said. "Great idea. I'm in the mood for sea food. And I mean that in the sense of fish and lobster," Cyborg said. "Then it's settled. We will go visit The Titans East," Robin said walking out of the kitchen with a burnt apron.
"But wait a minute. Where is Ryu?" Terra asked. "Maybe you should help me find him," Vitanni said with a sly look on her face.
"That won't be necessary," Ryu said suddenly popping out of an open window. He walked over to Vitanni and pointed at her.
"You are a menace to society," he hissed and walked on to the T-ship.
"He is just in a bad mood. I mean he's a fire guy. They are prone to hot tempers," Cyborg comforted. "It's not like you buried him underground and leaving him to rot with a treasure he could never use. Like that dude in the Mummy. You know, Benny the guy who died by all those bugs," Beast Boy said.
"Yeah, that's crazy…,"
They walked onto the ship and waited to under go the under water food mission. "Hey Bumble Bee," Beast boy called on his transmitter. "We're coming to visit so you better get lots of food prepared. Did you meet our newest member yet?" They flew to the Tower and parked into the place thing. Mas y Menos were waiting to greet their team members in that place where people put things.
"(Spanish)" said Mas. "(More Spanish)" said Menos.
They walked or ran or flew or whatever they do to Vitanni. "(A Spanish question pertaining to Vitanni. Tell me if I used the word pertaining right" They both said in a hurried rush.
"Mas, Menos, this is Vitanni our newest team member," Cyborg introduced.
They started saying a whole bunch of stuff that I don't even think was Spanish but then left her alone when they Starfire walk out of the Q-ship.
"Why hello, little bumgorfs. It is a pleasure to see you again also," Starfire said cheerily. Then the twins started their ritual on trying to outdo each other in gifts to Starfire which they probably stole from somebody's room are one place or another. Meanwhile in the W-tower… "Nice to meet you," Speedy said.
"Pleasure," Aqualad greeted. "Hello," Bee smiled. "Welcome to the titans East tower." Beast Boy cut in the greetings and said, "Yeah, yeah, nice to see you also. Where's the food?" They all groaned and proceeded with getting the food that was never cooked or even brought out of the fridge.
"Better get your selves comfortable. The food is going o take a while," Bee said while lugging out a piece of meat that you will only see in the Flintstones.
"I have an idea. You guys want to wrestle?" Vitanni suggested. "You know, when we all start beating each other up just for fun?" They all shrugged their shoulders and jumped into a big dog pile and started to kill each other.
By the time they were finished the meat was defrosted and the food was somehow magically prepared. "There's nothing like punching a friend to get your appetite worked up," Speedy said while taking a bite out of a humongous piece of meat. "Hey, where's the tofu?" Beast boy cried. "On your plate," Robin replied. Beast boy looked down and saw a giant piece of square tofu on his plate. "Hey, thanks I didn't expect such hospitality." He said. "You guys want to go swimming after this?" Aqualad asked. "Sure," they all said.
"Wait a minute," Raven said "Are you trying to kill us? Everyone knows you can't go swimming after you eat." Before they could question anymore there was a loud noise.
BANG. "What was that?" Terra asked. BANG BANG BOOM! "I'm getting a little freaked out," Ryu said.
"It isn't me," Terra said.
"Nor me," Raven replied.
Everyone went searching for the mysterious noise. Beast boy searched the bathroom. Cyborg searched the U-ship and everyone else searched places that didn't even exist. "This place is so boring," Vitanni muttered to herself while sitting at the table not bothering to search.
She got up and flew to a store. It was a really creepy looking store with a whole bunch of weird stuff.
"Hey I can go shopping for my room," she said. Vitanni walked in and saw a whole bunch of cool looking stuff.
Like fake cigarettes and a big cushion with a canopy over it and a lava lamp and stuff. "I'd like to but the whole store please," she told the cash register dudette.
The girl had blonde hair and eyes that twinkled like the night sky. "Even with the ghosts and stuff?" the girl said in a monotone voice.
Vitanni nodded. "That will be 19.95."
Vitanni rummaged in her pocket then brought out a 50.00 bill.
"Keep the change," she said. Vitanni walked out the store and put a rope around the handle.
She flew up in the air and started pulling and miraculously it moved.
Soon she was pulling it all the way to titan's tower and then replaced her room it. How she did it, I don't know.
Meanwhile back in the titans east...
"Wow I never expected that to be the source," Raven said. "That leprechaun will never be the same," Aqualad muttered.
They walked back to the table to continue their dinner.
"Wait a minute. Where's Vitanni?" Ryu asked. "Maybe she is still looking," Starfire said.
So they all shrugged their shoulders and went back to eating. Everything still boring. Vitanni was in her room admiring her big bed that was really bouncy and comfy. "If you're going to be my property you're going to have to tell me your name," Vitanni said to the cash register dudette.
"The name is Eliza Moon," she replied.
"That's a beautiful name. Is there any body else that I own?" Vitanni inquired. Eliza walked in the back of the store and yelled for someone to wake up
. A girl with dark purple hair and blue eyes came out. "Please state your name," Vitanni commanded. "(YAWN) What? Oh the name's Athena," The girl named Athena said.
Then a boy with dark green hair and golden eyes came out. "All right. There are more people than I expected," Vitanni mumbled.
"Hi. Name's Dave," green haired said. Then another girl came out. This time she had dark mauve-red colored hair all the way down to her waist and brown eyes. "Hello," Vitanni said.
"What's your name?" The girl gave her a lazy glance and said one word.
"Rini." Then she collapsed on a giant bean bag and went fast to sleep. 3 more boys came out. "I hope there is enough space for all of you," Vitanni worried.
One boy had blonde hair and grey eyes. "Hi. What's your name?" he asked. "It's Vitanni. What's yours?" Vitanni replied.
"My name is Eadric. the kid with the brownish blonde hair and silvery blue eyes is Calvin, and the kid with the black hair and dark purpilish reddish hair is Mack," Eadric said in one breath. "Is that it?" Vitanni asked searching everywhere.
"If you include the ghosts there are plenty of more people.
There is also a portal in your closet so don't be alarmed if you see any weird creatures in your room," Dave warned. "Okay, whatever. Now I don't mean to be rude or anything but judging by your hair color, you guys are not normal," Vitanni said. "What do you mean by normal?" Eliza asked.
"You know boring human normal." "No, in human terms we're not normal," Athena said. "Welcome to the club," Vitanni said. "Now that we have everything settled. Let's get to know each other," Eadric said.
They all sat down on either the bed or floor or bean bag and started talking to know each other. That's the beauty of stories. You can get to know a persons entire personality and get to gain their full trust in just 30 min.
"Are those kitty ears on the top of your head real?" Rini asked who was woken an hour ago. "Of course they are," Vitanni replied. "Are you sure? They look to cute to be real," Calvin said.
"Let me check," Mack said. He leaned over and tweaked her ear. Vitanni burst out crying and started holding her head in pain.
"Yup, they're real. Sorry," Mack apologized. "I'm getting really bored," Eliza Moon said. "I have an idea," Vitanni said after getting over the pain in her head. "Sign this," she said and gave Eliza Moon a paper with some words on it.
Eliza Moon took the paper and signed it. "What now," she asked. Calvin took the paper, read it, and then froze.
"Do you know what you've just done?" he whispered.
"What!" Eliza moon said in alarm.
"Vitanni just signed us over to you! You are now the owner of all of us. Even Vitanni!" Calvin yelled. "Are you guys still bored?" Vitanni asked.
Suddenly there was a loud noise and some voices. "Hey, my friends are. You wanna meet them?" Vitanni asked.
"We can't. Since we are the property of this room we can never step outside its borders," Rini said.
"Really?"
"No of course not. We can go wherever we want. It's just that we're not sure that your
friends will allow us to live in your room," Athena replied.
"And do you even allow your friends in your room in the first place?" Eadric asked.
"Well no not really," Vitanni said. "Then it's settled. You better go meet your friends I think they are looking for you," Rini said.
Vitanni ran out side and went to meet her friends. "Where have you been?" Robin asked. "Oh, I just went to do some redecorating for my room," Vitanni replied. Hey it wasn't a lie was it so I don't want any mouth from you reviewers.
"You're boring, Vitanni," Beast Boy said. "Eat some sugar so you can get sugar high and get all hyper and not boring, so you can entertain us."
"Sugar? I'm not allowed to eat sugar. When I get hyper I do crazy stuff." Vitanni replied.
"So what? It's nothing the teen titans can't handle," Cyborg said starting to get into it.
"But-,"
"Just eat it. Nothings going to happen. Besides you like sugar don't you?" Beast Boy convinced.
"Fine," Vitanni replied and took the bag of sugar. Vitanni ate about a handful of sugar
and then started acting really strange. She started jumping on the couch and throwing things at people.
"I beg you to stop throwing things," Starfire yelled. Suddenly she threw something sharp.
"OH MY GAWD YOU THREW A FORK IN MY EYE!" Robin yelled.
"Okay, I think that's enough for one day," Ryu said "Come down right now!" he yelled.
"Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!" Vitanni yelled.
Raven tried to contain her with a net she found on the couch for some reason but all she got was a pillow in her face.
"Nobody let her out of the tower! Cyborg put the tower on system lock down," Raven yelled. It was too late, Vitanni escaped from the tower.
"We got to find her!" Cyborg yelled. "What about Robin," Terra asked. Robin was rolling on the floor in pain while screaming for mercy.
"Leave him, he's a big boy," Beast boy said. They all ran outside and searched the streets for the wild girl.
Some guy ran up to them and yelled, "Some girl stole my foot ball ticket!"
"Let's search the foot ball field; I think she's headed there!" Cyborg commanded.
By the time the reached there the field was in total havoc. Vitanni and some guy were running across the field. The bad part was that the guy was naked. The players were trying to tackle the 2 delinquents but to no avail.
Vitanni suddenly took a base ball bat and started throwing balls at people. One of the balls hit Beast boy in the groin.
"Oh… my…" BB gasped. They left him and started following Vitanni who left the naked fellow on the field by him self.
"Okay, she took out Robin and BB she's probably going to take me out next so I need you girls to be my body guards," Cyborg said.
They ignored him and ran to the only place they think she could have been at that moment. The Sesame Street big bird concert.
Meanwhile at Sesame Street: Big bird was looking in the mirror getting his feathers ready and doing bird stuff when he saw something oddly strange. A girl was standing behind him with a rope in her hand.
"What are you doing here? SECURITY!" Big Bird yelled. But when he turned around, he could see that his see that his security guards, Elmo and Cookie Monster, were tied up and set in a wagon, unconscious.
"Don't resist Big Bird, it won't hurt a bit," Vitanni said with a maniacal look in her eye as she held the base ball bat over his head. The 5 remaining titans went to the concert and tried to find Vitanni they saw her running across the stage with a wagon. "I'll corner her," Ryu said, and ran after her.
They waited for him to come back but he didn't. Instead they saw Vitanni running toward the exit of the stage with Ryu in her wagon as well.
"Oh my gawd, she's gone insane," Raven said. They remaining 4 followed the wild girl to the laboratory where they store phsynophium. And as if to make matters worse, Red X came in.
"We don't want to hurt you," Cyborg said while charging up his sonic cannon.
"But I want to hurt you," Vitanni said with a devilish gleam in her eye. Soon her eyes turned completely red and her body started to disfigure.
In a couple of minutes, it turned into a giant snake. It looked like that giant snake at the end of the movie Aladdin.
The snake snickered and its jaws started to stretch. In w minute Vitanni-snake swallowed up Cyborg. "Oh my goodness, she just ate Cyborg," Starfire said.
But not for long. In a little while after some coughing and sputtering, Vitanni spit up Cyborg because of his metal parts then she turned back to her normal form.
Mean while back in Vitanni's room: Rini turned on the television and started watching the news.
"Hey, isn't that Vitanni?" Athena asked. And indeed it was.
The anchor people were putting on a special called Rampage of the Wild Girl.
"Is she playing with physonphium?" Calvin asked turning away from a really good book he was reading.
"Somebody better go get her before she hurts herself," Eadric said.
Nobody moved. "Since I'm the new owner of all of you, I want Mack to get her. Mack. Mack? WAKE UP!" Eliza Moon yelled.
"Get somebody else to go," Mack complained. They pushed him out the back door that led out of the tower.
All right back to the laboratory.
Cyborg was sitting on the floor in a daze and Starfire, Raven and Terra were trying to figure out a plan. Vitanni was trying to wrench a bottle of phsynophium away from Red X and X was just about to leave. Suddenly a guy, that we all recognize as Mack, walked in a casually and walked up to Vitanni.
"Your owners and co-owners want you to come back before you hurt yourself," he said.
"You can't make me!" Vitanni yelled and went back to terrorizing a totally freaked out Red X. "Please, just go away…" he whispered while rocking back and forth in the fetal position.
"Don't make me do this the hard way," Mack warned.
He was ignored. Starfire, Raven and Terra just stared in awe at the extreme cuteness of the guy. He was almost as hypnotizing as Aqualad.
Mack just sighed and picked Vitanni up by her waist and slung her over his shoulder. It wasn't that he was very muscular and stuff but it was that she was so darn light.
Vitanni just hung limply like laundry being put out to dry, finally feeling the effects of hyperness.
They walked back to the back door of her room and climbed up the stairs to the room.
"I've got your beloved team mascot, now can I go back to sleep," Mack mumbled.
Vitanni was sleeping on the couch from having so much excitement.
In the titan's living room:
"Did you see how cute he was?" Terra whispered. "Yes, friend Terra. I wonder who he is," Starfire said. Robin walked in and collapsed on the couch. "Do you know how long I was on the floor?" he asked.
They didn't have time to answer because Beast Boy crawled in. "She killed my rubies," he whispered still crouched over. And Cyborg who was sitting on the couch and staring at a TV that wasn't on would never be the same again. Ryu was trying to untie Big Bird and his security guards.
"I think we should talk to Vitanni about this sugar problem," Robin said with a rationality that is really getting on my nerves.
"Nice thinking Mr. Rogers," Cyborg said sarcastically.
They all went together in case she was still sugar high and knocked on the door. "Who is it?" a male voice said which we distinctly know as Dave's.
"Is there somebody with you in the room?" Ryu asked. "No," Eliza Moon said trying to impersonate Vitanni and doing a pretty good job. "It's just the TV."
"Well can we come in?" Beast Boy asked.
"NO!" Rini quickly said.
"The room is really dirty so come back later when I'm done cleaning it okay?" Athena said. Vitanni was oblivious to this all because she was still knocked out. The titans shrugged their shoulders and went back down stairs doing what they were in the beginning of this chapter.
Absolutely nothing.
Well that ends chapter 2. Can't wait to hear from all you reviewers again.
Until later, luvs.
