GOULASH! And good evening to you young rajahs. I have finally updated after a long time. Kick back, make yourself more at home and I'll make this worth your while. I'm up for suggestions if there is a certain thing you want me to write about. Let me review to just a few of the young Masters and Mistresses of the earth:

Assasin-of-the-dark: thanks for the review! I appreciate it a lot. After a long while I finally update and it makes my young blood warm in the veins. I know those words are very deep.

Numbuhunkown: Hello once again. Thanks for reading. I will know try to make it more funny than the last which will be very hard since I have no idea what I did in the last chapter to make it so funny.

True-geek99: It's amazing. I'm actually doing what somebody told me to do. You told me to update soon and I did. But not with out a long waiting period. I never go down that easily!

Bumblebee304: if I spelled your name wrong sorry 'cause I deleted the review before I got a good look at the name. Is it really long? I'm doing a whole bunch of stuff and I don't know how I'm doing it!

Well that's it. If this chapter isn't as funny as the last it's because you told me it was funny and that made me lazy. SHAME ON YOU!

Ps. what does Goulash mean?

Vitanni was lying on her big new bunk bed. You would think that anyone with a bunk bed would be happy and all, but that's not true. This bunk bed was meant as a punishment for being bad when she was sugar high.

The bed was so high that it nearly touched the ceiling. So if you try and jump from it, it would be fatal. It had a cage around that would electrify you if you dared touch it.

How it was put in the room is beyond me.

Meanwhile everyone was fretting because Beast Boy had his nerves shot or some stupid term like that. What I mean to say is that he was in a bad mood. "You are a big creepy freak!" he yelled at Raven.

"Leave it to Beast Boy to emotionally upset someone," Terra whispered to Cyborg and Robin.

"EXCUSE ME?" BB yelled. "Your even a bigger freak who can't control her powers!"

Suddenly the alarm sounded off and everyone was glad to run out of the upsetting atmosphere. The moment Beast Boy stepped foot outside his bad mood was transported itself to Robin. But it wasn't anger that got Robin. It was a big dose of eagerness.

Oh boy…

The criminal was one dude who tripped into a closed 99cents store window, broke it, and set the alarm off. Everyone ignored him because he looked like some poor sorry somebody who wasn't even armed.

This set Robin's adrenaline pumping.

"TITANS GO!" he yelled. The moment he said this, the poor sorry sap dropped the goods he was carrying which looked suspiciously like a basket of cookies and tea and crumpets and cringed in fright. The titans felt a little sorry for him. "It's okay man we just want to know what happened and then we're gonna send you on your way," Cyborg comforted.

Robin who started walking toward the man yelled, "TITANS BACK DOWN. HE LOOKS ARMED. LET ME GO AFTER HIM!" With that Robin started chasing the poor guy.

"I'M GONNA GET YA!" Robin yelled. The man screamed and ran in terror. And then the chase was on. The man was running while crying at the same time.

At that moment some spoiled little girl has dropped her ice cream and was bawling her eyes out when she was very capable of buying another.

Do you chance to know how horrid children look when they cry over something so small? Well the little girl had a beet red face from crying, swollen, red eyes, a snot covered face that was horribly squashed up into a big horrid frown and a big gaping mouth letting out ear piercing screams.

By some poor chance of fate, the man happened to come by that little girl. Being in the present state of mind that he was in at the moment was a horrible combination. When he saw the little girl he thought another horrible monster had come to take him and he became more frantic. He was screaming and crying and running around in demented circles.

Robin was panting and running with a determined look on his face as he neared the man. As he reached that little circle of bewilderment that surrounds every person he braced himself and ran smack down on the poor man who was screaming like a wild man in a circle. Here is a word of caution: Never ever go into someone's circle of emotion. If you do, then the circle will get hot and scorch you until you leave. Sometimes if you leave it will still burn if that person is very fierce. In human terms this will be translated as: Never ever invade a person's personal space.

This is what happened to the poor man once Robin invaded the little circle: Man person fell on the ground and started to turn circle on the floor while screaming at the top of his lungs. People started gathering about and throwing coins at him thinking it was some type of art show, but it only added to the mans bewilderment.

Meanwhile Robin was laughing dementedly and scaring everybody who came near him.

Starfire came and carried Robin to the T tower. As they flew home they passed by Meaty McMeaty Meat. As they passed by Cyborg ran inside to get a quick snack.

"Hey guys! Look what they put in the kids meal!" Cyborg yelled as he walked out with an armload of Poke-balls. "Aren't you a little too old for those?" Raven asked.

He ignored her and walked toward the tower. As he walked a little cat trotted by. Cyborg gat an evil look on his face. "Here's my chance," he muttered and armed himself with a poke-ball. "POKE-BALL GO!" He yelled as he threw the ball at the cat's head with amazing force. The cat was hit and that was the end. It ran like a rabid maniac and tripped flat on it's face. Then it stopped moving. "That must've been a reject one or all ready caught one," Ryu said knowingly with a hint of sarcasm.

The group finally made it home with out any disruptions. They sat on the balcony to watch Terra practice her powers and stuff. Suddenly a squirrel came. "Hey Cyborg, pass me a poke-ball," Ryu whispered. He took it carefully and crept toward the squirrel. He threw back his arm and threw the ball at the squirrels head. It fell of the railing and plunged into the sea below, twisting and turning like a wild in-human…thing! "NOOO," Beast Boy cried then he turned his attention back to Terra who was nearly falling off the rock.

"Your boring, Terra, I'm gonna watch TV," Robin said and walked into the tower. There were grumbles of consent and they all shuffled into the tower except for Terra who had plunged into the sea a little while before. As they dropped on the couch Starfire said, "Should we not let Friend Vitanni out of her cage? She's been in there all morning."

"Whatever," was the reply she got from some invisible person.

She and Raven walked into the corridor to let Vitanni out. They knocked on the door and got the strangest reply anyone could ever get in this day and age. A male voice which we recognize as Dave was trying to sound like a women and was failing miserably. It sounded like Mrs. Doubtfire gone wrong.

"Are you all right?" Starfire asked innocently

"Of course dear, never better," said Dave. There was a sudden clapping noise like someone just fwapped another across the head. And then there was a fierce whisper. It stated, "You idiot! Your not supposed to talk like Mrs. Doubtfire!" This was from the very concerned Rini.

"Um…what do you want?" she asked in place of Dave who was unconscious on the floor and, oddly enough, was being roped and tied by little men.

"We've come to untie from the bed, but it seems like you've gotten down all ready," Raven stated. Eadric suddenly came out of nowhere and leaped-frogged Rini and yelled in a feminine voice but not entirely woman-ish, "That's right! I've all ready gotten down. I mad my little woodland friend creatures to help me!" there was another Fwap but this time it was delivered by Athena. "Just go away! I have enough problems here!" she yelled at them. This puzzled them greatly, so it was no wonder that they wanted to get away from the door as fast as possible.

Inside…

"Hey Vitanni, they said you can come out," Calvin called. No answer. "Are you alright? You've been awfully quite," Mack remarked. There was the faint click of metal and in moment, Vitanni was on the ground looking quite odd.

"People don't belong in cages," she said and collapsed on a velvet cushion. "Want some cake?" Eadric asked offering a half eaten cake which he had been eating.

"No."

"Whatever," Eadric said and continued on his cake.

"What's up with Dave?" Mack asked as he saw Dave unconscious on the floor with tiny ropes about him.

"Leave him alone," Rini commanded, "he's just doing that for the attention."

Vitanni walked out the door to see her friends who locked her up in a bed for 3 merciless hours. "How ya doin'?" Cyborg asked while not taking his eyes off the game he was playing with the Beast Boy. Everything was normal.

"As I was lying upon my bed I started thinking. And as I started noticing a lot of things," Vitanni said. "Cyborg, I don't know how you became a titan 'cause you break the law everyday." This caught everyone's attention.

"How do I break the law?" Cyborg asked.

"Are you familiar with the term: No shoes, no pants no service? Well you, my dear friend, are naked. Not once have I seen you put any form of clothing on," Vitanni stated. And it was indeed true Cyborg was naked.

"Could you at least cover yourself in a descent manner as to not defile the minds of our poor citizens of Jump City?" Vitanni said.

Cyborg gasped in shock at this accusation and exposure of his nudity, and turned to his friends for help. "But it is true friend Cyborg. You are indeed nude. I am afraid we will have to put you under arrest," Starfire said.

"Ooh, ooh! Let's put him in the cage bunk bed!" Ryu yelled since it was his idea in the first place. So off Cyborg went to the cage bunk bed which was now just a cage in the middle of the living room floor.

"Leave him now for 3 and half hours," Beast Boy said. And they left and did…stuff for 3 and a half hour. When they came back and left Cyborg out of his cage he was just a pile of metal all the luster gone from spending so many hours in the cage.

"Oh well. He'll get over it," Raven said and everyone continued doing what they do except Robin laying with BB.

Back in the room that belong to Vitanni…

"Hey! Look at this. I found the phone! I thought it's been lost weeks ago," Eadric said.

He picked it up and started dialing random numbers and started disturbing the peace. Dave came and saw Eadric meddling with the phone line.

"Hey, we have a phone? I'm disconnecting it I thought I hid it weeks ago. Use the other phone Eadric." With that Dave took the phone and threw it out the window with amazing strength.

Some where over the rainbow… "OH NO! THE WITCH IS COMING!" The munchkins yelled. "Good witch save us!" Zelda the good witch came and started to do a spell to destroy the bad witch when suddenly a telephone whizzed through the air and hit on the noodle. All I can say was that was the end of the Good witch and the beginning of a tyranny with flying monkeys or ones on motorcycles.

Back in Jump City… "I'm so bored!" Beast Boy yelled. The doorbell suddenly rang and no one moved to get it. "Some one should really get," Raven said.

"Not me. I did it last week," Beast Boy said.

Cyborg got up and answered the door. Standing there was a guy that was tall with green eyes and hair and frowning mouth. He had those type of eyes that anime people have when they die, you know, like that. The mystery guy had 2 cat ears and a tail of the same colour behind him. He had a black leather jacket on and careless baggy, black pants and a red shirt with a dragon and gryphon and fire and all. He had combat boots on that looked just his size and had a devil may care aura around him. Or you can also say I don't care what you're saying or leave me alone, I don't know you aura.

Does he sound even a little familiar?

When the door opened he looked in sleepily as if he had just been sleeping. "I'm looking for some one named Vitanni," he grumbled.

"KYO!" Vitanni yelled and bounded over and attacked the poor guy with smothering affectionate non-intimate kisses. The titans just stood in shock at the sudden attack. Everyone's heart went out to the poor guy being killed with love.

When she finally released him he wasn't breathing and his face was purple.

"Guys, this is my brother," Vitanni introduced.

Oh my! Did I just create a cliff hanger? Oh, well you'll just have to wait till the next chapter. This one was long enough. If you want them to be shorter just tell me. Was this chapter funny also? It's pretty hard to tell. Well good bye Luvs. Until next time!

Ps. See how this one is very paragraphed? I don't want ot hear any complainig!