You An Me, Together Always.

By: Mspilot21

CH: 3 Sounds. ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, wish I did though.

"So...you really think they...you know." Daisy said creeping up to Misty's bedroom door. "Don't know, probably," Lily said also creeping up to Misty's bedroom door. "I just hope they used protection." "Shh. Listen, I hear something." Violet said pointing to the door. They all shut up (such a rare thing) and heard some errr..sounds. 'What the hell?' they all mouthed as Lily knocked on the door. "Everything alright in there?" Lily asked turning the knob and opening the door slowly. "Oh god!" They all yelled as they say the sight of Ash and Misty going at it. "Do you mind!" Ash and Misty yelled. They quickly closed the door to prevent permanent damage to their eyes. "That took about five years off my life." Lily said, kind of glad that Misty HAD FINALLY done something with Ash that did not end in one of them yelling…um scratch that. "Well now, why don't we go get something to eat."

-Later In The Kitchen-

"You're turning it up to high! You're going to like burn it!" Violet said as she watched Daisy try to cook eggs. "Oh why can't Brock wake up and cook?" "Lily doesn't 'pay' him to cook." Daisy huffed. "She like 'pays' for something 'else' if you know what I mean." "O, so he washes windows then?" Violet said while Daisy looked angrily at her "Or he like um, polishes her ass."

A/N: Can you see where this is going?

Misty: Yeah, my sister is hiring Brock as a male sex slave. (sweatdrop)

Ash: Um, I don't think he means that.

Misty: O. Well it might have something to do with Ms pilot.

Ms pilot: Who me? You mean when I make my appearance right?

Ash& Misty: How'd you know about that?

Ms pilot: You forget, I'm the one with the author magic.

Ash& Misty: Yeah right, go suck a lemon.

Ms pilot: Kiss my metal mech's shiny brand spanking new metal ass.

MS: Go right ahead. (Shows off shiny brand spanking new metal ass with bumper sticker that reads 'kiss my shiny metal ass.') And now back to the story.

"Now you got the idea. He's a male hooker basically." Daisy said "Hey you hear something? It sounds like pounding…I think Ash and Misty are still at it." "Hey guys." Lily said strolling in. "Can you believe those two, they've got a lot of stamina." "Yeah well, nothing like sex in the morning." Violet said, throwing away more burnt food. "Hold up, you said that like you know how good it is." Lily asked. "Did you bang a guy and not tell us?" "Uh, got to run." Violet said as she ran out. "Well at least no one is…" Daisy began as she was cut off by some um, sounds. "OH GOD YES!! ASH DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!!!" They all heard Misty scream. ". Screaming." Daisy finished. "Man they're loud." "Yeah I know, they're like louder than Brock and I." Lily said trying to cover her ears with potholders. "What?" Daisy yelled. "I mean nothing." Lily quickly said.

That's the end, for now.

A/N: Yeah it's short but sweet but more short than sweet. Remember R&R.

MS: Oww, she hit me. (Shows shiny brand spanking new metal ass with a huge dent in it)

Misty: Hey you told me to kiss your metal mech's shiny brand spanking new metal ass, and I did, with my mallet of course.

Ms pilot: I don't need this right now. I do not need this right now! So all of you shut up! (Gets hit by Misty/mallet Ash/Charizard, and MS/Beam Cannon)

Ms pilot: (gets out of smoking crater and coughs smoke) well er. I ugh. (Falls back into the smoking crater)

MS: Well now what?

Misty: Let's go get some ice cream.

Ash & MS: Ok!

Ms pilot: Get me some too… 'Cough'

2/03/04

Ms pilot: Sorry I made it shorter but it's funnier this way I think.

Misty: YOU AGAIN!

Ash: Calm down. (Gets hit by mallet.)

Misty: YOU calm down!

Ms pilot: Eeek! (Runs away with Misty in pursuit.)