A/N: Notice the 'first' chapter four is not here. It was deemed too graphic even though there were no pictures in it. So I posted chapter five in stead to cut cost and save time, and I'm passing the savings to you. The readers, but don't wait for a check. Oh and Jess, don't hurt me for this.

Disclaimer:

Misty: ms pilot does not own any of the characters you are about to read about.

Ms pilot: Except myself.

Misty: You're going to be in here?

Jessica: Yep, and so am I!

Ash: Who're you?

Jessica: I'm his friend.

Misty:. …Girlfriend?

Ms pilot: Could we not get into that, we've got a story to present.

All: Fine!

"Hmm, they've been fucking a little too long don't ya think?" Lilly said grabbing an air horn while turning the knob to Misty's room. "Heh, this is too easy." Unfortunately for Lilly, Ash and Misty had snuck out earlier to the mall.

-At the mall-

"I just love the mall!" Misty exclaimed as she passed through the twin sets of doors. "So many places to shop and eat, where should we start?" "Well, I'm going to the bookstore so you're on your own." Ash said. "Try not to spend too much." He walked off leaving Misty alone with the credit cards. ^_^ "He'll wish I had spent more." Misty thought as she walked into Victoria's Secret. A/N: Can you see where this is headed? If not, there's something wrong with you.

The store was full of various undergarments in different colors and styles, perfume and lotion was in a different section with 'other stuff '. "Hmm, not too many men in here today." Misty said to herself as she looked around. "Just one, Hey shopping for your girl eh?" The young man turned to answer. "..Just browsing, and waiting for my friend to get off work." He said. "She works here, it's kind of convenient really cause I work down in the Radio Shack on the first floor." "Ah, well I'm Misty and you are?" She asked picking up a pair of glittery panties. "I'm Theodore, and you've got a sister, Lilly right?" Theodore said. "She invited us too your party last night, nice pool." "Hmm, yeah. Hey you think these would look good?" She asked as she showed him the panties. "Uh, w-well um." Was all that Theodore could say without sounding like an idiot. "Hey! I thought I told you to stop bothering the customers while waiting for me." A young woman said, walking from behind the sales counter. "And to not get so flustered when people ask that." "I assume this is your friend." Misty said still holding the panties. "Yeah, Misty this is Jess and Jess this is Misty" He said tying not to act like an idiot.

A/N: This is not the Team Rocket member Jessie. So please note Jess or Jessica = Theodore's 'girlfriend'   Jessie = Team Rocket. Notice the spelling, it's different.

"Hi, Theodore tells me that you two were at the party last night." Misty said. "You two go together?" "We sure did, we had a fun time." Jess said softly punching Theodore in the arm. "Want to come to the next party, it's later tonight." She said with thoughts of a matchmaking nature in her mind. "Uh, sure. We'll be there." Jess replied grabbing onto Theodore's arm. "And you'll be my date, won't you?"  He just stood there contemplating. "Hmm, another date with Jess. Hope she don't get hyper." He thought. "Fine, why not. Just don't get hyper ok."  "Good, I'll put you on the list." Misty said grinning. "See ya later." They went there separate ways. Theodore and Jess went home while Misty went to the sales counter to pay for the panties, and then she went to get Ash. A/N: Yes I know it's supposed to be about Ash and Misty's relationship but hey the more the funnier/ more drama or whatever.

-Later that day-

7:00 P.M

Jess and Theodore's place.

" How bout this?" Jess said as she modeled a black dress. (Just picture Relena's from GW only black.) "…It's missing something." Theo said producing a white carnation and placing it in her hair. " There, now it looks perfect." "Where you two headed?" Ally asked. "Another date where he don't get any I bet." "Whatever." They both said as they walked out the door to the car. "She can be such a bitch sometimes." Jess yelled. "Why does she have to think such things?" Theodore just shook his head. "She gets off on it." He said getting in. "That and she can't stand the fact she ain't got nobody." "True." She said getting in the car.

-At the party-

"Alright! Let's get this party started!" Misty yelled while pulling Ash onto the dance floor. "Woo, come on let's go!" Needless to say the party was in full swing, strobe lights, rocking music, free flowing booze, and an endless supply of available men and women.  "They're late Misty." Ash said as he placed a hand on Misty's ass. "They're probably at home, watching a movie or makin out or something." "Uh, look over there Baron Von Grab-a-lot." Misty said swatting his hand away, and directing his eyes to the dance floor, where Theodore and Jess were dancing. "Hmm, this gives me an idea."  She walked up to the DJ and told him something. "Sure, I do that all the time." He said popping a CD in. "Hey listen up y'all, this next track is for the couple over there." One of the lights was adjusted to where they were dancing; it enveloped them in light as the song began…

A/N: Kind of a cliffy but it's still good.

Misty: Maybe.

Ash: When do I get some?

Jess: Horny boy.

Misty: I bet your guy is horny too so don't talk.

Theodore: How'd you know?

They all stare at him.

Theodore: What?

They all throw popcorn at him.

Theodore: Ahhh! It burns! Mmmm buttery.

Jess: Horny boy.

Theodore: Yep.

Misty: Get a room.

Ash: 'Starts laughing uncontrollably.'

They all throw popcorn at him.