((Sorry it took me so long to post this; I was on vacation and didn't get the type to type this chapter. Read and review!))
"Why...won't...this...hair...stay...down," Hermione said frantically as she tried to flatten Ron's untidy red hair with her hand. Her groans had stirred Harry awake who was suddenly sitting up in his bed, rubbing his eyes.
"What are you doing, mate?" Harry asked curiously, noticing Ron glued to the mirror.
"Oh...umm, just trying to flatten my hair, that's all," Hermione replied as she grabbed a brush that was lying on a nightstand and began brushing furiously.
Harry blinked rapidly. "... Why?"
"So I might actually looked proper for once," Hermione muttered, looking very agitated.
Harry blinked again. "...Why?" He repeated.
"Arg" she yelled as she dashed into the boy dormitory bathroom that was luckily empty. She quickly grabbed a big bottle of "E Z Squeeze Gel for the busy wizard" that was lying on the countertop and began soaking it through Ron's hair.
Harry strolled in and took his toothbrush off the counter and stopped and looked at Hermione (In Ron's body of course) "What are you having a contest with Malfoy to see who can put the most gel in their hair... cause personally mate, I think you could win," Harry snorted with laughter.
Hermione ignored him and began combing through the goop on Ron's hair until it was slicked back nicely. "Perfect!" Hermione said smugly.
"What is?" Harry asked as he stuck his toothbrush in his mouth. "Di yu know yu look like yu ave a pla on yur head?" ((Translation: Did you know you look like you have a plate on your head)) Harry said laughing through the toothpaste bubbling in his mouth.
"Well at least it looks better then before," Hermione snapped.
"Whaever yu say," he shrugged. Hermione grabbed Ron's toothbrush and began brushing "Ron's" teeth furiously.
"So..." Harry said after he spit out the toothpaste. "I hear Parvati really fancies you, mate."
"Really now," Hermione said dully.
"Yeah, she knows she doesn't have the chance. Though I would quite enjoy seeing Parvati and Hermione in a catfight," Harry laughed.
Hermione quickly spit out the toothpaste. "What!"
"Oh c'mon, don't pretend that you don't think Hermione fancies you," Harry said, now rubbing soap on his face.
"I do n... she does no!" Hermione said, quickly catching herself.
"Whatever you say mate," He muttered. "We'd better get going. Hermione will have a fit if we get down to breakfast late;" He rolled her eyes before walking back into the main dormitory part. Hermione quickly followed and began to panic. All the guys were awake and started to get dressed in the dormitory, starting to take their shirts off. Hermione gasped and ran through to Ron's trunk and grabbed school closed and dashed back to the bathroom and locked the door.
Getting changed into the school attire was a hassle for Hermione, especially since she kept her eyes closed the whole time. Finally after she had properly gotten dressed (She had accidentally put Ron's sock around her neck) she looked over at a mirror and shrugged. "Decent," she said as she slowly pulled a comb through Ron's hair again before quickly dashing down to the common room.
She noticed a group of guys gathered around in a circle, some of them whistling, "Ron... you have to see this," Harry said, walking towards her sideways, still looking at the group. He quickly turned towards her and yelled. "Damn! What the hell did you do to yourself?"
She ignored the comment. "What's going on?"
"That's what you have to see..." Harry began.
"Hi guys" said a small voice from behind Hermione. She spun around and almost screamed at what she saw. Her body was standing there with a slinky black dress with black lace sleeves and lengthed to a little above her knees. She was wearing slick leather strap high heeled shoes and her hair was much more curly then usual.
Ron also wanted to scream when he saw him wearing very neatly pressed clothes and greased back hair. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" They both screamed in unison.
"WHERE'D YOU GET A DRESS LIKE THAT!? I... YOU DON'T OWN A DRESS LIKE THAT!!" Hermione yelled.
Ron smirked and giggled. "Oh, I know, Parvati lent it to me," he said in a giddy voice before frowning again. "What did you do to your hair!" He yelled back.
"I think I did it a favor, it looked like an owl's nest!"
"Yeah but now you look like Snape!" Ron said gaping. A lot of people began to watch with curiosity.
"Uh... we should probably get down to class now," Harry said, stepping in, also noticing with all this commotion that they had no time for breakfast,
"Fine with me," Ron said, narrowing his eyes at his own body.
"YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT ARE YOU!" Hermione hollered.
"Uh yeah..." He said plainly. "You're not going dressed like that, are you?!"
"Of course," She said.
"FINE!" They both boomed.
"Okay then... let's go," Harry said, pulling his two friends out of the common room, trying to avoid the whispers and stares. Harry dragged them both into Transfiguration class, Ron and Hermione scowling at each other the whole way. Harry threw them both into their seats and looked at them with a puzzled face. "Do you mind explaining?!"
"Explain what," Ron snapped, still glaring at Hermione.
"Explain why you guys have been acting like this!" Harry said in exasperation. But Ron and Hermione couldn't answer that. They looked at each other with bitten lips, sharing the same expression. They knew they couldn't tell him, they both thought he wouldn't believe them or think they were going crazy. Ron and Hermione did in fact think they both were going crazy, but didn't want to admit it to each other. Luckily, Professor McGonagall ((A/N: Excuse me for spelling her name wrong in the first chapter)) walked in.
"Good morning class..." she said as she walked towards the front of the classroom. "I hope you all have your homework assignments about from yesterday."
"Oh no!" Hermione shouted in her mind. "The big prat probably didn't even do his homework!" she groaned. She looked over at Ron and gasped. He had put his legs up on the table and was now snapping gum in his mouth.
Hermione tried to signal him to knock it off but the Professor got to him first. "Miss Granger, may I ask why you aren't wearing your school attire," she asked in a calm tone which was highly irregular to a student who has not obeyed the rules.
"Didn't want to," Ron said plainly as he began to blow a quite large bubble. The whole class gasped and turned their heads to watch.
"Oh... and may I have your homework then?"
"Nope, didn't do it," Ron shook his head. The class gasped even louder. Hermione's jaw dropped.
"I'm very disappointed Miss Granger... you will be cleaning the Hospital Wing tonight for your detention," Hermione looked up at the Professor with bewilderment. Professor McGonagall always gave out at least three days detention for people who never did their homework, and never sounded so serene about it.
"Fine with me," Ron yawned and began to examine his fingernails.
"Now, Mr. Weasley, may I have your homework?" She asked in a calm tone. Hermione began to furiously look through all of Ron's books and found no homework papers or anything. She looked over at Ron who waved playfully. She scrunched up her nose and looked back up at the Professor.
"I don't have it professor," She sighed.
"Very well Mr. Weasley... you will be joining Miss Granger at detention tonight," she said to Hermione before walking to collect the rest of the classes paper. Hermione leaned across the aisle ((Let me explain their seating.... (Someone sits here) Hermione (aisle) Ron Harry )) and grabbed a hold of her own shoulder and pulled Ron so he could listen to her.
"I DID THAT HOMEWORK AND YOU KNOW IT!" She whispered loudly in his ear.
"Well I know that, and you know that, but no one else knows that... Just another part of the joy of being you," He said with a smug grin.
"AND WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT LAST NIGHT LIKE I REMINDED YOU TO DO!" She whispered hoarsely again.
"Stop complaining, we BOTH have detention, remember," Ron snapped.
"No Ron, I already forgot!" She rolled her eyes. "And mind you, us both getting detention was your entire fault!"
"Miss Granger, Mister Weasley, there will be no talking," Professor McGonnagall. "I wouldn't want to give you both another detention."
"Yes Professor," Ron and Hermione both said as they both broke apart.
((Yay! This chapter done! I have a few questionnaire things for what you people will think will happen in the next chapter ^_^:
What will happen to Hermione when she has to play Quidditch as Ron?
What will happen in detention?
What will happen when Ron has to plan the winter ball?
What will happen at the winter ball?
What will happen between Harry and Ginny?
Will Harry and Ginny ever find out about Ron and Hermione trading bodies?
All of these questions should be answered in the next few chapters. Thank you all for reviewing!! Ciao!
Reviews:
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Karen: Ron's a seventeen year old boy *shrugs* I have a guy friend who's only 13 and he's already perverted,lol. Yeah, Ron just closed his eyes like Hermione did.
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Timber Wolf: *grins evily* You just gave me a great idea... hehehe, *cough* keep reviewing!
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Once again, thank you all of my reviewers!!!!
"Why...won't...this...hair...stay...down," Hermione said frantically as she tried to flatten Ron's untidy red hair with her hand. Her groans had stirred Harry awake who was suddenly sitting up in his bed, rubbing his eyes.
"What are you doing, mate?" Harry asked curiously, noticing Ron glued to the mirror.
"Oh...umm, just trying to flatten my hair, that's all," Hermione replied as she grabbed a brush that was lying on a nightstand and began brushing furiously.
Harry blinked rapidly. "... Why?"
"So I might actually looked proper for once," Hermione muttered, looking very agitated.
Harry blinked again. "...Why?" He repeated.
"Arg" she yelled as she dashed into the boy dormitory bathroom that was luckily empty. She quickly grabbed a big bottle of "E Z Squeeze Gel for the busy wizard" that was lying on the countertop and began soaking it through Ron's hair.
Harry strolled in and took his toothbrush off the counter and stopped and looked at Hermione (In Ron's body of course) "What are you having a contest with Malfoy to see who can put the most gel in their hair... cause personally mate, I think you could win," Harry snorted with laughter.
Hermione ignored him and began combing through the goop on Ron's hair until it was slicked back nicely. "Perfect!" Hermione said smugly.
"What is?" Harry asked as he stuck his toothbrush in his mouth. "Di yu know yu look like yu ave a pla on yur head?" ((Translation: Did you know you look like you have a plate on your head)) Harry said laughing through the toothpaste bubbling in his mouth.
"Well at least it looks better then before," Hermione snapped.
"Whaever yu say," he shrugged. Hermione grabbed Ron's toothbrush and began brushing "Ron's" teeth furiously.
"So..." Harry said after he spit out the toothpaste. "I hear Parvati really fancies you, mate."
"Really now," Hermione said dully.
"Yeah, she knows she doesn't have the chance. Though I would quite enjoy seeing Parvati and Hermione in a catfight," Harry laughed.
Hermione quickly spit out the toothpaste. "What!"
"Oh c'mon, don't pretend that you don't think Hermione fancies you," Harry said, now rubbing soap on his face.
"I do n... she does no!" Hermione said, quickly catching herself.
"Whatever you say mate," He muttered. "We'd better get going. Hermione will have a fit if we get down to breakfast late;" He rolled her eyes before walking back into the main dormitory part. Hermione quickly followed and began to panic. All the guys were awake and started to get dressed in the dormitory, starting to take their shirts off. Hermione gasped and ran through to Ron's trunk and grabbed school closed and dashed back to the bathroom and locked the door.
Getting changed into the school attire was a hassle for Hermione, especially since she kept her eyes closed the whole time. Finally after she had properly gotten dressed (She had accidentally put Ron's sock around her neck) she looked over at a mirror and shrugged. "Decent," she said as she slowly pulled a comb through Ron's hair again before quickly dashing down to the common room.
She noticed a group of guys gathered around in a circle, some of them whistling, "Ron... you have to see this," Harry said, walking towards her sideways, still looking at the group. He quickly turned towards her and yelled. "Damn! What the hell did you do to yourself?"
She ignored the comment. "What's going on?"
"That's what you have to see..." Harry began.
"Hi guys" said a small voice from behind Hermione. She spun around and almost screamed at what she saw. Her body was standing there with a slinky black dress with black lace sleeves and lengthed to a little above her knees. She was wearing slick leather strap high heeled shoes and her hair was much more curly then usual.
Ron also wanted to scream when he saw him wearing very neatly pressed clothes and greased back hair. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" They both screamed in unison.
"WHERE'D YOU GET A DRESS LIKE THAT!? I... YOU DON'T OWN A DRESS LIKE THAT!!" Hermione yelled.
Ron smirked and giggled. "Oh, I know, Parvati lent it to me," he said in a giddy voice before frowning again. "What did you do to your hair!" He yelled back.
"I think I did it a favor, it looked like an owl's nest!"
"Yeah but now you look like Snape!" Ron said gaping. A lot of people began to watch with curiosity.
"Uh... we should probably get down to class now," Harry said, stepping in, also noticing with all this commotion that they had no time for breakfast,
"Fine with me," Ron said, narrowing his eyes at his own body.
"YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT ARE YOU!" Hermione hollered.
"Uh yeah..." He said plainly. "You're not going dressed like that, are you?!"
"Of course," She said.
"FINE!" They both boomed.
"Okay then... let's go," Harry said, pulling his two friends out of the common room, trying to avoid the whispers and stares. Harry dragged them both into Transfiguration class, Ron and Hermione scowling at each other the whole way. Harry threw them both into their seats and looked at them with a puzzled face. "Do you mind explaining?!"
"Explain what," Ron snapped, still glaring at Hermione.
"Explain why you guys have been acting like this!" Harry said in exasperation. But Ron and Hermione couldn't answer that. They looked at each other with bitten lips, sharing the same expression. They knew they couldn't tell him, they both thought he wouldn't believe them or think they were going crazy. Ron and Hermione did in fact think they both were going crazy, but didn't want to admit it to each other. Luckily, Professor McGonagall ((A/N: Excuse me for spelling her name wrong in the first chapter)) walked in.
"Good morning class..." she said as she walked towards the front of the classroom. "I hope you all have your homework assignments about from yesterday."
"Oh no!" Hermione shouted in her mind. "The big prat probably didn't even do his homework!" she groaned. She looked over at Ron and gasped. He had put his legs up on the table and was now snapping gum in his mouth.
Hermione tried to signal him to knock it off but the Professor got to him first. "Miss Granger, may I ask why you aren't wearing your school attire," she asked in a calm tone which was highly irregular to a student who has not obeyed the rules.
"Didn't want to," Ron said plainly as he began to blow a quite large bubble. The whole class gasped and turned their heads to watch.
"Oh... and may I have your homework then?"
"Nope, didn't do it," Ron shook his head. The class gasped even louder. Hermione's jaw dropped.
"I'm very disappointed Miss Granger... you will be cleaning the Hospital Wing tonight for your detention," Hermione looked up at the Professor with bewilderment. Professor McGonagall always gave out at least three days detention for people who never did their homework, and never sounded so serene about it.
"Fine with me," Ron yawned and began to examine his fingernails.
"Now, Mr. Weasley, may I have your homework?" She asked in a calm tone. Hermione began to furiously look through all of Ron's books and found no homework papers or anything. She looked over at Ron who waved playfully. She scrunched up her nose and looked back up at the Professor.
"I don't have it professor," She sighed.
"Very well Mr. Weasley... you will be joining Miss Granger at detention tonight," she said to Hermione before walking to collect the rest of the classes paper. Hermione leaned across the aisle ((Let me explain their seating.... (Someone sits here) Hermione (aisle) Ron Harry )) and grabbed a hold of her own shoulder and pulled Ron so he could listen to her.
"I DID THAT HOMEWORK AND YOU KNOW IT!" She whispered loudly in his ear.
"Well I know that, and you know that, but no one else knows that... Just another part of the joy of being you," He said with a smug grin.
"AND WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT LAST NIGHT LIKE I REMINDED YOU TO DO!" She whispered hoarsely again.
"Stop complaining, we BOTH have detention, remember," Ron snapped.
"No Ron, I already forgot!" She rolled her eyes. "And mind you, us both getting detention was your entire fault!"
"Miss Granger, Mister Weasley, there will be no talking," Professor McGonnagall. "I wouldn't want to give you both another detention."
"Yes Professor," Ron and Hermione both said as they both broke apart.
((Yay! This chapter done! I have a few questionnaire things for what you people will think will happen in the next chapter ^_^:
What will happen to Hermione when she has to play Quidditch as Ron?
What will happen in detention?
What will happen when Ron has to plan the winter ball?
What will happen at the winter ball?
What will happen between Harry and Ginny?
Will Harry and Ginny ever find out about Ron and Hermione trading bodies?
All of these questions should be answered in the next few chapters. Thank you all for reviewing!! Ciao!
Reviews:
BIGHARRYFAN
Princess Punky
SlapMeSilly
PinkChubbyMonkey: lol, I was thinking of doing something like that ^_^
phredtheflyingmonkey
Julie
loony lovegood1
RonandHermione4ever1
Karen: Ron's a seventeen year old boy *shrugs* I have a guy friend who's only 13 and he's already perverted,lol. Yeah, Ron just closed his eyes like Hermione did.
Hermione-Hogwarts
spidermonkeesrkewl
Timber Wolf: *grins evily* You just gave me a great idea... hehehe, *cough* keep reviewing!
Wicca Willow
siriuslysirius: I'm not sure if I should ask this... but what did you think he was going to do? ^_^
tatortot
Once again, thank you all of my reviewers!!!!