Chapter 2: What's My Name Again?

Hermione swallowed hard and thanked her lucky stars that she looked nothing like she had when she'd last seen Lucius. "I'm not an intruder," she cut in firmly. "I have business to conduct with Mr. Malfoy." She glanced at Lucius' surprised face. "Draco Malfoy" she clarified.

"Baby, you can conduct business with me anytime" one of the lecherous guards sneered.

"Hermione almost threw up and burst out laughing at the same time. No amount of money in the world would make that happen. She attempted to think up a Satine worthy response. "As tempting as that is, I don't think you can afford me" she replied sweetly. The guard didn't seem too disappointed. Hermione turned to Malfoy. "You must be Malfoy the senior. Draco's told me all about you."

"I'm assuming that you are here to service my son's needs. But quite frankly, I don't think that you're his type."

Hermione raised an eyebrow at his assumption. "Well, the amount of time we spend screwing really seems to disprove that." If she was going to do this, she might as well do it right. She made her way closer to Lucius.

Malfoy was slightly taken aback. "Still" he insisted. "I need to know a few things. Do you know a lot about my son?"

"I know that he's a wizard but beyond that, nothing. Lucius, honey, I'm not his girlfriend." Hermione began to stroke his chin, when he caught her hand gently. "But you already know that…" she murmured.

Just then, Draco walked in. And nearly died. He glanced from his father to Hermione with a look of pure shock on his face.

Hermione was suddenly very aware of the fact that she was wearing an outfit similar to that of Julia Roberts' in Pretty Woman.

"Hey babe" she said, releasing her hand from Lucius' icy grip. "I was just telling your father how much fun we have together."

Draco recovered flawlessly. "Yeah, fun." He finished descending the stairs and slipped between the twosome.

"You know this girl?" His father asked.

" Of course I know her. Kylie and I have known each other for years, actually." Draco replied. "In fact, if you don't mind, we really must catch up with each other. 'Scuse us." Draco practically dragged 'Kylie' up the stairs.

"I know what they'll be doin' " One of the guards chuckled.

Lucius watched the two with growing suspicion in his eyes. "Indeed."