"Nice to see you today Jack, I see you and your colleagues in the torture of innocent homes aren't being sued." I greeted Jack that morning.
"You think you're so cool, don't you? Just because you gave us the wrong address and jobs, but I'll have you know that I found something better to do than vandalize peoples houses, and we didn't invite you." He once again seem very proud of his come back, I on the other hand, couldn't have cared less.
"Please, never invite me to anything. Besides what's a step up in your book from vandalizing houses?"
Jack left angrily, I figured he would get over it. Soon after Kathleen came, basically skipping, over to me.
Kathleen was smiling non-stop, something good was happening, and I wanted nothing to do with it.
David and I were sitting alone at the Bond-inators table before the rest of the crew arrived when Craig the so-called Leg arrived.
"I see your idiot friends aren't here." Craig pointed out.
"Way to go captain obvious." I replied.
"You got a lot of guts saying that to my face." Craig threatened.
I stared back at him, with no response. I would most likely be eating Jacks apple again that day. Then I remembered David; he was at the table also. He was almost as good me a being invisible, but he should keep in mind I invented the art.
"Craig leave those people alone." A girl with should length brown hair yelled at Craig.
It was strange I had never seen her before. I didn't like not knowing who she was. The Bond-inators were messing up my invisible girl look. People were starting to notice me, and I didn't know notice everyone else. Curse them!
"Go sit down Bookworm." Craig demanded.
She smirked. "I think I will, but not because you said, because I wanna, and I think I'll sit here." She pulled out a chair right next to me.
Craig looked confused. "No, over there." He pointed to the self-titled 'popular' table.
She threw her lunch on the table, sat down, and began eating it. Craig the Leg had been defeated. He stomped off, pouting. I got my lunch, thanks to this girl whom I knew nothing about.
"I'm Craig's cousin Alison, but most people call me Bookworm." She said taking a bite out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I stared at her for a minute before responding. "You are related to Craig the Leg, and you're sitting next me us? Why?"
"You call him Craig the Leg?"
I nodded slowly.
"And why?" She asked
It took me a minute to remember why we called him that, then I remembered. "It rhymes."
She stared at me puzzled for a moment, before bursting out laughing. David and I stared in awe. She wasn't breathing, she was just laughing.
"Okey dokey." Was all I said before going back to my lunch.
"Well who is this lovely lady sitting in my spot?" Race said rather flirtatiously.
"Would you like me to move?" Bookworm asked staring up at him.
He was smirking when he asked me to move my chair so he could sit next to this 'charming lady.' I felt nauseous.
When Jack and Kathleen came back from their classes they were hand in hand. So the people not involved with the opposite sex at our table was David, Spot, Mush, and I. I was doomed.
I was sitting in between Race and Jack. They weren't exactly looking at me if you know what I mean. So Spot and I flicked Jell-O squares back and forth before they landed in someone's lap. It was the highlight of my boring, pointless day.
Magically Bookworm also got an instant messenger system, so we could keep in touch all the time…
DeadlMobMember- You both are delusional
PsychoRedHead- No, you were flirting
Books4AllTimes- you were most definitely flirting w/ Spot.
DeadlyMobMember- no, you two were flirting, and I was avoiding the flirting
PsychoRedHead- then how do you explain the red Jell-O stains all over my jeans?
DeadlyMobMember- simple, Jell-O war, not flirting, war
Books4AllTimes- And you say we are delusional. You're insane, besides if you like Spot just admit it
DeadlyMobMember- no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no…..Must you hear more?
Books4AllTimes- I g2g, ttyl Kathleen tell me when you crack her
PsychoRedHead- bye I will
DeadlyMobMember- GO, be like a tree and leave!
Books4AllTimes has just left the chatPsychoRedHead- will you admit it now that she's gone?
DeadlyMobMember- yes ::sigh::
DeadlyMobMember- you are psychotic
DeadlyMobMember- if feels so good to get that out
PsychoRedHead- why do you hate everyone so much?
DeadlyMobMember- I don't hate everyone…. Remember the mute kid? I like him.
PsychoRedHead- you're hopeless
DeadlyMobMember- maybe so
DeadlyMobMember- at least your off Davie, that kid is weird. I don't like him
PsychoRedHead- I still think you two would have made a cute couple
DeadlyMobMember- well you're just going to have to get over it
PsychoRedHead- I'll just have to get over it later because I have to go now
PsychoRedHead- bye bye
DeadlyMobMember- bye, and remember…don't go dying on us!!!
PsychoRedHead has just left the chat.
I was reading Treasure Island to my dog, Daisy, and myself when the phone rang. I was so into the book that I forgot I was screening my calls and picked it up.
"Hello?" I asked impatiently, wanting to get back to Jim and the pirates.
"Four Eyes, just the person I wanted to speak to." Jack commented.
"We don't need anymore Tupperware." I replied in all seriousness.
"Ha-ha-ha." Jack laughed in sarcasm. "I don't want to sell you any, actually I need a favor. We can get a discount at The Ultimate Toy Store if you have a party over four. We're taking a tour. Would you came, Red, Bookworm, Race, and me are all here. We really want you to come."
"No you don't. You want a discount." I replied.
"That's not true. We really want you to come. It's just convent that it happens to be five people." Jack really sucked at trying to be convincing. "Please come!"
"No." I said hanging up.
"Now back to my book. Daisy, where were we?" I asked my dog.
She surprisingly didn't respond. I smirked and returned to page 55.
Five minutes later Red called. Once again I forgot to screen my calls. You think I would remember by now.
"More likely than not, he would…. Hello?" I asked mumbling some of the book when I answered the phone.
"Isn't Jack such a jerk? He made it sound like we just wanted you to come for the discount. Really we are really bored, you bring such…umm…life to the party." She said unsure of what, exactly, I brought to the party.
"Wow, although that offer was really convincing I think I'll stay home. A tour of The Ultimate Toy Store really doesn't sound that great right now." I replied.
"That's too bad because we had some extra time before the tour, and we're on our way to pick you up." Red said evilly.
I didn't reply, just hung up the phone.
"Daisy, I believe we will have to finish this another day." I said as I got up to go to my room. I didn't want to get dressed. I wanted to stay in my pajamas all day.
"Umm, Four Eyes, what are you doing in your pajamas?" Red asked when I answered the door.
"You guys just said I had to some, you said nothing a bout a dress code. Since I'm dressed inappropriately I think you should leave me here" I said.
"No, I don't care that much." She smiled as she pushed me into the car, right next to Spot.
"Ya don't look to happy to see me Four Eyes." Spot pointed out.
"I just want expecting to see you here, that's all."
The drive there was fine, except for my overflowing anger towards Bookworm and Red. I think Jack wanted me there for the discount, but Red wanted me there for Spot. They wanted us to become a couple. Hahaha not a chance.
When we got there I sat on a bench near the bathroom. The tour didn't start for about another five minutes. On the bench with me was a group of kids in huge navy blue sweatshirts with the letters 'CCS' printed on them.
They were singing the Duck song. I had to resist singing along. I love that song.
"Hey wanna a cigarette?" One of the kids asked a fake lisp.
"One minute." Another one said pretending to pick up a phone.
"I can see you're in a tough situation." Another one said. Then in unison they all sang,
"Do you really wanna get into a,
Breath stinkin'Teeth stainin'
Rat poison containin'
Brown spit makin'
Law violation'
Nicotine additive habit?"
Then they all said in unison, "I'm sayin' fowl, but it's your call. Nahh, I'm cool. Yeah you are."
Then they cracked up, and squished a few more people on the bench.
I mustered up all the courage I could and asked them went school they went to. "They pointed to there sweatshirts saying "Cult Community School."
Then a girl who seemed to really annoy the rest of the children said that they went to Christ Community School. The other kids sneered at her. She walked back over to the teachers who she resumed talking with. The other people also resumed what they were talking/singing about.
I could occasionally make out a "Green Day" "The Killers" "Are your gay senses tingling" "Don't make fun of Captain Novocain" and other random phrases.
The tour might have been the worst thing I have ever done. It was so boring, and I had The Duck song stuck in my head the whole time. Spot and I weren't near each other the whole tour. So basically the whole thing was pointless, and I could have stayed at home.
Knots- Ahh I'm so glad you reviewed my story. Welcome aboard Knotie. Lol sorry. Thanks again for reviewing.
TheAngeryPrincess13- Thanks, I'm glad you like the story. I gave Trina my sarcasm, but besides that I'm nothing like her, and Kathleen…hmmm…I dunno.
ShortAntionSpaz- Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed but it really doesn't have a plot, and I'll be first to admit. It's fun to write, and people seem to like it, I guess. It's kinda sad this is my most reviewed one. Lol Thanks for reading.
BiteMyToeMrMoe- I'm glad you didn't fall out of your chair. Hey do you recognize the second to last scene. I should add something about poking.
Queen of NY- I thought about pushing him off a cliff, but people might get mad, and stuff so I kept him in a little while longer. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Dimonah Tralon- I hope you like Bookworms character, sorry she related to Craig the Leg, but it just kinda worked out that way. There will probably be more of her in the next chapter. Though I hate saying that cause I have no idea what I am doing next chapter.
Legally Red- I updated specially cause you asked. I felt so special. Umm I don't think this one was as funny as the other ones, but I hope you enjoy it.