Knock, Knock?

by VampX13

This is a story inspired by "Lemony Snicket's, A Series of Unfortunate Events". Though I assume you'll find the story to just be a bothersome irk in your side. Often most people comment on it's lunacy, and comical sense. What that means? We have no idea.

3. Chapter 3

The House Schedule

6:00am Waking.

This is the time when the house is awakened so that Mrs. Mann may get Lady Seovul to make her and the rest of the house breakfast.

8:00am Breakfast.

They will dine in the magnet room, with wooden instruments. They fear that We will eat the food. Why would We do such a thing? We don't know, perhaps because the Lady makes good cookies and crumbs with orange juice.

8:30am Cleaning the house.

Everyone will grab a broom and sweep their rooms, and then they will sweep the outside of the house. Clarkson always has to do the dishes because it is always a Wednesday. The mops will run out to scare away the bats and the chairs will go to capture the crows.

10:00am Town moment.

Those who need something from town Mr. Mann generally runs to grab things. Mr. Mann is currently on a business trip though. So Mrs. Mann will be doing that task as of late.

11:30amBath point.

This is the time in which the household is meant to immerse. However more often than not the bathroom locks itself and someone will have to try to unlock it with a butter knife while keeping their hands safe. Another bath time will occur.

1:00pm Lunchtime.

Lady Seovul will make crow sandwiches and the household will dine on the top floor. No one knows where the top floor in reality is so habitually this ritual is skipped and skipped and skipped again.

:00tm Rumble in the abode.

The stomach of We will rumble. We will shake. Everyone will please hold their objects and wait for the ride to come to a complete stop.

6:30pm Bath point again.

Now the door will open and everyone will bath in the apparatus We call a ghollophroam. Don't forget to curl your toes. They may get nibbled off, or tickled.

7:45pm Dinner.

At this summit in the twilight, dinner is served in the whoozantiseptic room. This room is pure because We will not be the only ones dining with just the household this dusk.

8:00pm Directly to bed.

Now everyone will be going to bed. If you are not asleep hide from the reflexology man or make a clone of you. You'll not effortlessly get out of this regulation.

:01tm New day.

The sun will augment, two days in one. Five moons. Twice the miasma.