Who's Idea was this Anyway?
A/N: wow, thanks sooo much to everyone who reviewed! I promise to get all the fangirls in next chapter. ^^ ok, this is the first time I've ever let myself be a fangirl, so I don't know how it's going to come out. All I knew was that this combination of characters would be VERY fun to write about. Please ignore any fangirlness that comes out of this.
Disclaimer: I. Own. Nothing. Period.
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Cpegasus: welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway! Let's meet today's contestants.
"Why did the chicken cross the road," Yami Yugi!
*Yami comes out to fangirls screaming. He smiles and sits down. *
"A murder was committed in a round house . . . " Seto Kaiba!
*Kaiba comes out. He sees Yami and frowns, but nods to his fangirls and sits. *
"How many mortals does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Yami Bakura!
*Yami Bakura comes out and smiles at HIS fangirls. Yami is looking very annoyed about who the other contestants are. Bakura sits down. *
And (reverts to Fangirl Mode) OMG! (Back to host mode) "There's a one-story house that's yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside, what color are the stairs?" Maximillion Pegasus!
Yami: THAT'S IT!
Kaiba: why does everyone get to hear HIS whole riddle?
Cpegasus: because!
Bakura: Kaiba, do us all a favor and don't annoy the fangirl.
Yami: I REFUSE to work with them!
Bakura: give it up Pharaoh, you're stuck here like the rest of us.
Cpegasus: *in fangirl mode * *stares at Pegasus while everyone onstage tries to figure out how to avoid this. * *Back to Host mode * Oh! And I'm your host Cpegasus; come on down and let's have some fun! *Runs down to Drew Carry's chair * Welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Weevil Underwood, they don't matter and they're really annoying!
Yami: at least you have THAT right.
Pegasus: you beat him in what, the first round?
Yami: Yes. *Laughs* that little runt. He was almost as challenging as you were Kaiba.
Kaiba: shut up.
Cpegasus: well, today's first game will be Party Quirks. Pegasus, you're hosting a party, *fangirl mode* and you get to be your sweet, cute, smart, funny...* host* self. *Blushing madly* sorry.
Pegasus: ^_^ it's alright.
Cpegasus: ^^ Anywho, everyone else is a guest, but they all have odd quirks, and you have to guess what they are. Ready, go!
Pegasus: *pretends to get ready for a party *
SFX: ding-dong
*Pegasus opens the 'door'. Yami is standing there. *
Yami: *caption reads, 'psychotic duck' (a/n: 0.0 well, that came outta nowhere . . .)* QUACK! *Runs around in circles quacking and runs into things. *
Pegasus: 0.0 I didn't invite the psychotic duck.
SFX: buzz
*Yami goes back to his seat. *
SFX: ding-dong
*Pegasus opens door. Kaiba is there. *
Kaiba: must I humiliate myself this way?
Cpegasus: yes.
Kaiba: grrr *caption reads 'puppy' (A/N: okay, it's not very good, but whatever) woof woof. *Sits on the ground, almost tripping Pegasus *
SFX: ding-dong
*Bakura is at the door*
Bakura: * 'girl scout' * hello, would you like some cookies?
Pegasus: you're a Girl Scout.
Bakura: damn it!
Cpegasus: Bakura . . .
Kaiba: *at Bakura* BARK BARK! *Runs on all fours after Bakura, who runs screaming from the 'house' *
Pegasus: and Kaiba-boy is a dog.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: ^^ well played. 20 points to Kaiba for chasing Bakura. *Fangirl* but -40 points for tripping Pegasus! *Host* and 100 points to Pegasus because *FGM* he's so cool! *Host* ahem! Because he got everyone.
Kaiba: stupid fangirls
Pegasus: oh, it's not that bad.
Bakura: that would be because YOU are the bishonen of choice for the host. (A/n: 'bishonen' is one of exactly 16 Japanese words that I know, it means 'handsome boy ^^')
Pegasus: ^_^ your point?
Joey: *is in the audience laughing his head off at Kaiba playing a dog. *
Cpegasus: alrightythen. Our next game is called Screenstyles. Yami and Bakura are going to start a scene, but every few minutes, I'm going to call out a different stereotype style, and they'll switch to that style. Now, from the audience, first I need an unlikely place for a drama.
Audience: Dog pound!
Kaiba: I heard that Wheeler
Audience: the zoo!
Cpegasus: okay, the zoo. Now, I need a bunch of styles for a television show.
Audience: dog show!
Kaiba: *clenches fists*
Yami: Joey, you REALLY need to lay off the dog jokes, that is, if you value your life . . .
Audience members who are not Joey: Spongebob Squarepants! PBS telethon! Food Network! MTV! Infomercial! Sit-com!
Cpegasus: alright, I think we have enough. Yami, Bakura, you're at the zoo. Start normally. Go!
Yami: daddy, I wanna see the tigers!
Bakura: not yet Billy, Daddy has to-
Cpegasus: Food Network!
Bakura: show all these nice people how to cook a chicken to finger-lickin perfection! *Laughter*
Yami: but Daddy, you need to preheat the oven first! Otherwise, the cake will never cook, and your entire life will be ruined! *Laughter*
Cpegasus: Dog show
Bakura: *leads Yami around in little circles, obviously enjoying it*
Cpegasus: that's enough of that. Spongebob
Yami: hey Bakura, let's go throw a peanut at Clamu again! *Laughter*
Bakura: Yami! Don't you remember what happened the LAST time we threw a peanut at Clamu?
Yami: nope. *More laughter*
Bakura: okay then!
Cpegasus: what else have we got here . . . PBS telethon!
Yami: hello viewer like you. We are here in the zoo today to raise money so we can continue giving viewers like you the crap that no one wants to see.
Bakura: if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll send you a free tote-bag!
Yami: call in the next 3 minutes, and you can take home a baby seal!
Bakura: and if no one calls in the next hour, then I will personally burn down the zoo.
Yami: so unless you want the senseless murder of dozens of cute baby animals haunting you for the rest of your mortal life, you'll call now.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: ^_^ nice.
Kaiba: I cannot believe that you watch Spongebob enough to make a reference to a previous episode.
Bakura: stupid hikari watches it. It's not MY fault that I'm forced to as well!
Yami: Yugi watches some strange things . . . but the clam kind of intrigued me.
Pegasus: anyway Kaiba, tell me how you KNEW that it was a reference if you have never seen the show?
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Cpegasus: ^^ good call! Okay, 100 points for Yami for letting himself be led around like a dog, and 10 more for Pegasus because he caught Kaiba. ^^ Next game is Weird Newscasters! Bakura, you're the anchor of a news show. Kaiba's your co-anchor, and he's a French-speaking pea.
Kaiba: WHAT?
Cpegasus: hey, you wanna be a dog again? Be my guest. (a/n: the French- speaking pea thing is from "Veggitales", a cute little moronic Christian children's show. Don't ask. But it isn't mine)
Kaiba: never mind
Cpegasus: Pegasus, you're doing the weather and you're pretending to be George Bush. And Yami, you're doing sports, and you're in the process of kidnapping your ex-girlfriend. Bakura, start whenever you hear the music.
*Music*
Bakura: Hello, I'm Bakura here with your 7:00 news. Tonight's top story, a banana truck has spilled its load all over the highway. Police are saying that it is the work of a very large monkey. *Laughter* Now, on to my co- anchor, Kaiba.
Kaiba: *in a cheesy French accent that I'm not going to bother to write* well, today is my family's annual salad dinner, featuring such close friends as carrots, celery, and the ever-popular tomato.
Bakura: *sarcastically* fascinating. Now, on to Pegasus with the weather.
Pegasus: *in odd, semi-Texas accent that I won't bother to write* Tonight, the United States of America will receive heavy rainfall along with the nucular bombs from the terraists. *Laughter* (A/n: my dad gets REALLY upset when Bush says 'nucular' instead of 'nuclear'.)
Bakura: and now, Yami with the news in sports.
Yami: *is pretending to drag someone off* oh! Uh . . . *shifty eyes* *really fast* the-Lakers-beat-the-nets, and-New-York-just-won-the-National- League-pennant-in-a-dramatic-game-no-time-for-details. Thanksbye!
Bakura: that's quite enough of the 7:00 news. Don't even bother to show up tomorrow. *Laughter*
SFX: *music* buzzzzzzzz
Cpegasus: okay, 20 points each to Bakura and Pegasus. Next-last game will be Questions Only. Two of you get up here to start. *Pegasus and Kaiba get up* one of you is an annoying tourist, and the other is an annoyed local. However, you can only ask each other questions. If you don't answer with a question, then someone else takes your place. Ready, go!
Kaiba: is this the way to the Empire State Building?
Pegasus: why?
Kaiba: is it?
Pegasus: what do you think?
Kaiba: is it that big building behind you?
Pegasus: what else would it be?
Kaiba: why won't you give me a straight answer? *Laughter*
Pegasus: why do you need one?
Kaiba: is there someone else up there I can talk to?
Pegasus: why can't you find your way to the largest building in the city?
Kaiba: because *buzz*
*Yami takes Kaiba's place*
Yami: will you direct me to a hot-dog vendor?
Pegasus: are you blind?
Yami: why?
Pegasus: isn't there one right behind me?
Yami: how did you know that?
Pegasus: why do you ask?
Yami: because- *buzz*
*Bakura takes Yami's place*
Bakura: didn't I kill you?
Cpegasus: *hits buzzer* irrelevant! GAME OVER!
Pegasus: 0.0
Kaiba: like I said, stupid fangirls.
Cpegasus: well, tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Bakura: what a surprise.
Cpegasus: we'll be right back! (A/n: ok, now Microsoft word is REALLY annoying me. It keeps wanting to say "we'll be right backs" that makes NO SENSE! Stupid Bill Gates . . .)
(5 minutes later)
Cpegasus: *standing on stage* and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway! Tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Yami: who'd have thought?
Cpegasus: ^^ so that means that he gets to sit in the comfy chair while the rest of you play Scenes From a Hat with me.
Kaiba: oh rapture.
Cpegasus: so, Pegasus, pull out a little piece of paper and let's get started!
Pegasus: bumpersticker sayings that never made it.
Kaiba: beep me *laughter*
Yami: don't like the way I'm driving? What? I'm hurt!
Bakura: my other car is junk, too.
Cpegasus: my child gets straight 'D's'
Pegasus: what you shouldn't say to a poisonous snake
Bakura: ah, you can't be THAT dangerous
Kaiba: time for a milkin'
Pegasus: TV channels you never want to see.
Kaiba: all Funny Bunny, all the time.
Pegasus: I'm offended.
Cpegasus: ^^
Yami: *pretends to pull out piece of paper from a hat* TV channels you never want to see
Cpegasus: For Dummies, the hit book now in viewing form!
Pegasus: oh, everyone wants to know this . . . how Yugi gets his hair like that.
Bakura: hmm, what does this electrical socket do?
Kaiba: *pretends to pull on a wig*
Cpegasus: only 17 bottles of hair gel! I need more!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: well, that's everything for today, be sure to watch again!
Bakura: OR I'LL BURN DOWN THE ZOO!
A/N: wow, thanks sooo much to everyone who reviewed! I promise to get all the fangirls in next chapter. ^^ ok, this is the first time I've ever let myself be a fangirl, so I don't know how it's going to come out. All I knew was that this combination of characters would be VERY fun to write about. Please ignore any fangirlness that comes out of this.
Disclaimer: I. Own. Nothing. Period.
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Cpegasus: welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway! Let's meet today's contestants.
"Why did the chicken cross the road," Yami Yugi!
*Yami comes out to fangirls screaming. He smiles and sits down. *
"A murder was committed in a round house . . . " Seto Kaiba!
*Kaiba comes out. He sees Yami and frowns, but nods to his fangirls and sits. *
"How many mortals does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Yami Bakura!
*Yami Bakura comes out and smiles at HIS fangirls. Yami is looking very annoyed about who the other contestants are. Bakura sits down. *
And (reverts to Fangirl Mode) OMG! (Back to host mode) "There's a one-story house that's yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside, what color are the stairs?" Maximillion Pegasus!
Yami: THAT'S IT!
Kaiba: why does everyone get to hear HIS whole riddle?
Cpegasus: because!
Bakura: Kaiba, do us all a favor and don't annoy the fangirl.
Yami: I REFUSE to work with them!
Bakura: give it up Pharaoh, you're stuck here like the rest of us.
Cpegasus: *in fangirl mode * *stares at Pegasus while everyone onstage tries to figure out how to avoid this. * *Back to Host mode * Oh! And I'm your host Cpegasus; come on down and let's have some fun! *Runs down to Drew Carry's chair * Welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Weevil Underwood, they don't matter and they're really annoying!
Yami: at least you have THAT right.
Pegasus: you beat him in what, the first round?
Yami: Yes. *Laughs* that little runt. He was almost as challenging as you were Kaiba.
Kaiba: shut up.
Cpegasus: well, today's first game will be Party Quirks. Pegasus, you're hosting a party, *fangirl mode* and you get to be your sweet, cute, smart, funny...* host* self. *Blushing madly* sorry.
Pegasus: ^_^ it's alright.
Cpegasus: ^^ Anywho, everyone else is a guest, but they all have odd quirks, and you have to guess what they are. Ready, go!
Pegasus: *pretends to get ready for a party *
SFX: ding-dong
*Pegasus opens the 'door'. Yami is standing there. *
Yami: *caption reads, 'psychotic duck' (a/n: 0.0 well, that came outta nowhere . . .)* QUACK! *Runs around in circles quacking and runs into things. *
Pegasus: 0.0 I didn't invite the psychotic duck.
SFX: buzz
*Yami goes back to his seat. *
SFX: ding-dong
*Pegasus opens door. Kaiba is there. *
Kaiba: must I humiliate myself this way?
Cpegasus: yes.
Kaiba: grrr *caption reads 'puppy' (A/N: okay, it's not very good, but whatever) woof woof. *Sits on the ground, almost tripping Pegasus *
SFX: ding-dong
*Bakura is at the door*
Bakura: * 'girl scout' * hello, would you like some cookies?
Pegasus: you're a Girl Scout.
Bakura: damn it!
Cpegasus: Bakura . . .
Kaiba: *at Bakura* BARK BARK! *Runs on all fours after Bakura, who runs screaming from the 'house' *
Pegasus: and Kaiba-boy is a dog.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: ^^ well played. 20 points to Kaiba for chasing Bakura. *Fangirl* but -40 points for tripping Pegasus! *Host* and 100 points to Pegasus because *FGM* he's so cool! *Host* ahem! Because he got everyone.
Kaiba: stupid fangirls
Pegasus: oh, it's not that bad.
Bakura: that would be because YOU are the bishonen of choice for the host. (A/n: 'bishonen' is one of exactly 16 Japanese words that I know, it means 'handsome boy ^^')
Pegasus: ^_^ your point?
Joey: *is in the audience laughing his head off at Kaiba playing a dog. *
Cpegasus: alrightythen. Our next game is called Screenstyles. Yami and Bakura are going to start a scene, but every few minutes, I'm going to call out a different stereotype style, and they'll switch to that style. Now, from the audience, first I need an unlikely place for a drama.
Audience: Dog pound!
Kaiba: I heard that Wheeler
Audience: the zoo!
Cpegasus: okay, the zoo. Now, I need a bunch of styles for a television show.
Audience: dog show!
Kaiba: *clenches fists*
Yami: Joey, you REALLY need to lay off the dog jokes, that is, if you value your life . . .
Audience members who are not Joey: Spongebob Squarepants! PBS telethon! Food Network! MTV! Infomercial! Sit-com!
Cpegasus: alright, I think we have enough. Yami, Bakura, you're at the zoo. Start normally. Go!
Yami: daddy, I wanna see the tigers!
Bakura: not yet Billy, Daddy has to-
Cpegasus: Food Network!
Bakura: show all these nice people how to cook a chicken to finger-lickin perfection! *Laughter*
Yami: but Daddy, you need to preheat the oven first! Otherwise, the cake will never cook, and your entire life will be ruined! *Laughter*
Cpegasus: Dog show
Bakura: *leads Yami around in little circles, obviously enjoying it*
Cpegasus: that's enough of that. Spongebob
Yami: hey Bakura, let's go throw a peanut at Clamu again! *Laughter*
Bakura: Yami! Don't you remember what happened the LAST time we threw a peanut at Clamu?
Yami: nope. *More laughter*
Bakura: okay then!
Cpegasus: what else have we got here . . . PBS telethon!
Yami: hello viewer like you. We are here in the zoo today to raise money so we can continue giving viewers like you the crap that no one wants to see.
Bakura: if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll send you a free tote-bag!
Yami: call in the next 3 minutes, and you can take home a baby seal!
Bakura: and if no one calls in the next hour, then I will personally burn down the zoo.
Yami: so unless you want the senseless murder of dozens of cute baby animals haunting you for the rest of your mortal life, you'll call now.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: ^_^ nice.
Kaiba: I cannot believe that you watch Spongebob enough to make a reference to a previous episode.
Bakura: stupid hikari watches it. It's not MY fault that I'm forced to as well!
Yami: Yugi watches some strange things . . . but the clam kind of intrigued me.
Pegasus: anyway Kaiba, tell me how you KNEW that it was a reference if you have never seen the show?
Kaiba: *sweatdrops*
Cpegasus: ^^ good call! Okay, 100 points for Yami for letting himself be led around like a dog, and 10 more for Pegasus because he caught Kaiba. ^^ Next game is Weird Newscasters! Bakura, you're the anchor of a news show. Kaiba's your co-anchor, and he's a French-speaking pea.
Kaiba: WHAT?
Cpegasus: hey, you wanna be a dog again? Be my guest. (a/n: the French- speaking pea thing is from "Veggitales", a cute little moronic Christian children's show. Don't ask. But it isn't mine)
Kaiba: never mind
Cpegasus: Pegasus, you're doing the weather and you're pretending to be George Bush. And Yami, you're doing sports, and you're in the process of kidnapping your ex-girlfriend. Bakura, start whenever you hear the music.
*Music*
Bakura: Hello, I'm Bakura here with your 7:00 news. Tonight's top story, a banana truck has spilled its load all over the highway. Police are saying that it is the work of a very large monkey. *Laughter* Now, on to my co- anchor, Kaiba.
Kaiba: *in a cheesy French accent that I'm not going to bother to write* well, today is my family's annual salad dinner, featuring such close friends as carrots, celery, and the ever-popular tomato.
Bakura: *sarcastically* fascinating. Now, on to Pegasus with the weather.
Pegasus: *in odd, semi-Texas accent that I won't bother to write* Tonight, the United States of America will receive heavy rainfall along with the nucular bombs from the terraists. *Laughter* (A/n: my dad gets REALLY upset when Bush says 'nucular' instead of 'nuclear'.)
Bakura: and now, Yami with the news in sports.
Yami: *is pretending to drag someone off* oh! Uh . . . *shifty eyes* *really fast* the-Lakers-beat-the-nets, and-New-York-just-won-the-National- League-pennant-in-a-dramatic-game-no-time-for-details. Thanksbye!
Bakura: that's quite enough of the 7:00 news. Don't even bother to show up tomorrow. *Laughter*
SFX: *music* buzzzzzzzz
Cpegasus: okay, 20 points each to Bakura and Pegasus. Next-last game will be Questions Only. Two of you get up here to start. *Pegasus and Kaiba get up* one of you is an annoying tourist, and the other is an annoyed local. However, you can only ask each other questions. If you don't answer with a question, then someone else takes your place. Ready, go!
Kaiba: is this the way to the Empire State Building?
Pegasus: why?
Kaiba: is it?
Pegasus: what do you think?
Kaiba: is it that big building behind you?
Pegasus: what else would it be?
Kaiba: why won't you give me a straight answer? *Laughter*
Pegasus: why do you need one?
Kaiba: is there someone else up there I can talk to?
Pegasus: why can't you find your way to the largest building in the city?
Kaiba: because *buzz*
*Yami takes Kaiba's place*
Yami: will you direct me to a hot-dog vendor?
Pegasus: are you blind?
Yami: why?
Pegasus: isn't there one right behind me?
Yami: how did you know that?
Pegasus: why do you ask?
Yami: because- *buzz*
*Bakura takes Yami's place*
Bakura: didn't I kill you?
Cpegasus: *hits buzzer* irrelevant! GAME OVER!
Pegasus: 0.0
Kaiba: like I said, stupid fangirls.
Cpegasus: well, tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Bakura: what a surprise.
Cpegasus: we'll be right back! (A/n: ok, now Microsoft word is REALLY annoying me. It keeps wanting to say "we'll be right backs" that makes NO SENSE! Stupid Bill Gates . . .)
(5 minutes later)
Cpegasus: *standing on stage* and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway! Tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Yami: who'd have thought?
Cpegasus: ^^ so that means that he gets to sit in the comfy chair while the rest of you play Scenes From a Hat with me.
Kaiba: oh rapture.
Cpegasus: so, Pegasus, pull out a little piece of paper and let's get started!
Pegasus: bumpersticker sayings that never made it.
Kaiba: beep me *laughter*
Yami: don't like the way I'm driving? What? I'm hurt!
Bakura: my other car is junk, too.
Cpegasus: my child gets straight 'D's'
Pegasus: what you shouldn't say to a poisonous snake
Bakura: ah, you can't be THAT dangerous
Kaiba: time for a milkin'
Pegasus: TV channels you never want to see.
Kaiba: all Funny Bunny, all the time.
Pegasus: I'm offended.
Cpegasus: ^^
Yami: *pretends to pull out piece of paper from a hat* TV channels you never want to see
Cpegasus: For Dummies, the hit book now in viewing form!
Pegasus: oh, everyone wants to know this . . . how Yugi gets his hair like that.
Bakura: hmm, what does this electrical socket do?
Kaiba: *pretends to pull on a wig*
Cpegasus: only 17 bottles of hair gel! I need more!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: well, that's everything for today, be sure to watch again!
Bakura: OR I'LL BURN DOWN THE ZOO!