How to make:
An Edward Sundae
Wow! This is pretty cool. I mean, I never though that you'd once again seek my superior culinary skills! ( Unless, of course, you're one of the ones who's to stupid to read the computer screen….I live in a sad, sad world…)
Step one:
Like last time, the ingredients are very important, SO DON'T FORGET THEM! (ahem) So anyways, the list below shall show you what you need, get every little one, get them or suffer the consequences. ( The oh-so dire consequences………)
1) Edward Elric ( Hooray for the little pipsqueak! What would we do without him)
2) Your favorite ice cream flavors ( See the 's' at the end of flavors? That means more than one…)
3) Whipped cream ( or the oh-so favorable, Cool-whip)
4) And anything you little heart desires ( If you can't think of anything, I want you to leave RIGHT NOW! For you're probably the one that was here last time, aren't you? DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME LAST TIME? I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Get'em, Got'em, good. ( Put that on a mental post-it note to stick in your head, some of you need it to cover up the empty space.)
Step two:
As you saw in the list in step one, Roy is not in there. That is because 17,009 reports were filed all by Roy 'fan-girls' who found out that they were allergic to the material his glove is made out of. So now this is for all the Roy 'fan-girls' who feel left out….enjoy and sorry for the inconvenience.
So now take Ed and dump all the ice cream on him ( whether you leave his clothes on or not is up to you, but if you want my opinion, leave them on…..read on.)….yeah, he might be a little cold….so put him near a heater or something….then again, you could just leave his clothes on…(but if you don't, you could always snuggle up with him…your body heat may provide the right temperature of heat to keep him alive…then again, maybe not…)
Also add all the things your heart desired….just place them where ever. Don't worry if he doesn't look like a work of art, this is for you to have fun with not a freakin' art show. Now add the whipped cream to his head, and don't forget the cherry!
Final step:
Now the most favorable step, the tasting part. Now grab a spoon and dig in…(Unless you're the kind that rather…uh…lick) He can eat some, too. That is if he can still move…better go check on that ….(Just to let you know, I'm not to be held accountable for 1) any injuries Edward might cause you. 2) any damages caused to your property or stuff by Edward. 3) yours' or Edwards' death. 4) any injuries you cause Ed)
To all of you worried about cleaning up, no need to worry about that. I mean, it's only a little mess…( What else can you expect from Ed…just don't say that in front of him…Just thought I should give you fair warning…though it might not do any good…)
See ya next time! ( If there is a next time…..hopefully the police won't show up this time……)
Chef Elementalist
( I wanna say thank you to all of you who reviewed! So thank you; BobtheACorn, Dark-Angels-Tears, and GWG! I'll love you always! Ele)