Who's Idea was this Anyway?

Hello again! Well, now I'll be taking some requests. I'm putting Ryou in this time, because EVERYONE who reviewed as of 4:07 2-13 wanted him in.

Disclaimer: you know what? You can just go to any-and I do mean ANY- other fic and read their disclaimer. IT'S ALL THE SAME! None of us own anything. End of story.

****************************** Cpegasus: welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway! Let's meet our contestants for today!

" 'All Star' by LFO," Yugi Moto!

*Yugi comes out and waves energetically to audience. Sits*

" 'Don't Let Me Get Me' by Pink," Ryou Bakura!

*Ryou comes out and tries to sit down. *

Dark Girl: OMG! RYOU!!!!!!!

*Dark Girl runs down from audience and glomps Ryou. *

Dark Girl: OMG! RYOU I LOVE YOU!!!

Ryou: 0.0"" uh . . .hi?

Dark Girl: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Cpegasus: *drags Dark Girl offstage. * All right, enough of that. You can glomp him later. Same to you, Yugi's-closest-fan. You two can have Joey and Ryou for the credits.

Dark Girl and Yugi's-closest-fan: ^______^

Cpegasus: ahem! Back to the show.

" 'My Stupid Mouth' by John Meyer (yes, it IS a real song, it's good, too.)" Joey Wheeler!

*Joey comes out and smiles at Yugi's-closest-fan, who faints. Sits. *

And " 'Get the Party Started' by Pink," Mai Valentine!

*Mai comes out and blows a little fake kiss to Joey. Yugi's-closest-fan Glares at her. *

Cpegasus: I'm once again your host, Cpegasus, come on down and let's have some fun!

*Cpegasus runs down to the comfy chair. *

Cpegasus: welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like this odd stuffed-turtle/picture-frame item I'm looking at right now. *Throws a blue stuffed turtle with a picture frame on its stomach into the audience. * Anywho, if you still don't know how this works, these nice people will do random things made up right on the spot. After every game, I give them fakey points and at the end of the show, whoever has the most points wins.

Joey: Whadda we win?

Cpegasus: nothing! Weren't you listening?

Ryou: does he ever? *Laughter*

Cpegasus: tonight's first game is called Questions Only. Joey and Mai, you start. Mai, you're a nurse, and Joey's your patient. You two are going to act out a scene by only asking each other questions. If you don't answer with a question, then I press this pretty little buzzer button here, and someone else takes your place. And . . . . . . . . . . . . Go!

Joey: do I have to eat this?

Mai: do you want to starve?

Joey: NO! *buzz*

*Ryou takes Joey's place *

Ryou: will I be okay after the operation?

Mai: . . . yes! *Buzz* HE WAS TOO CUTE!

Dark Girl: I SECOND THAT!

*Yugi takes Mai's place*

Ryou: what happened to the other nurse? *Laughter*

Yugi: is something wrong with a male nurse?

Ryou: why are you so touchy?

Yugi: why are you in the hospital?

Ryou: when is my operation?

Yugi: why would I know?

Ryou: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NURSE!!! *buzz*

*Joey takes Ryou's place *

Joey: why am I back?

Yugi: don't you know?

Joey: can I stop doing homework if I'm in here? *Laughter*

SFX: buzzzzzzzzz

Cpegasus: well done everyone! Let's see now, 20 points to Joey, 20 to Ryou, and 50 to Yugi for breaking Ryou's winning streak.

Dark Girl: *Sticks tongue out at Yugi *

Cpegasus: next game is my personal favorite, Scenes From a Hat! ^^ What we did was we had all you wonderful audience members give us ideas for categories, and we put the good ones in this hat *holds up one of those hats with clapper hands on them *. The BAD ones we used to make a potion to make Weevil's voice normal.

*Scene cut to Weevil, looking VERY nervous at a cup full of some disgusting looking substance *

Cpegasus: so, I will pull out a good idea, and you four have to think of as many things for that idea as you can. Your first topic is 'what not to do on a snow day'. And . . . go!

Joey: man, I have to do homework! *Laughter* ^_^" actually happened folks.

Ryou: ha! You think you're so tough with those muscles and that big gun! Here, HAVE A SNOWBALL! *Pretends to throw snowball * *Laughter*

Yugi: Lemonade! Ice-cold lemonade! *Laughter*

Mai: oh! I have a date tonight! What to wear . . . how about the mini- skirt?

Yugi: *lies down on the floor* uh-oh. I made a snow angel, and no one will help me up . . .

Cpegasus: what they REALLY do in detention

Mai: PARTY!

Ryou: today we'd like to recognize Joey Wheeler as Best Troublemaker

*Joey and Mai go up together *

Joey: hey sweetheart, I got detention. Wanna come? No one'll be there . . .

*Yugi's-closest-fan glares at Mai*

Mai: *pretends to smack Joey*

Yugi: since Joey has been here for exactly 539 days in a row, we'd like to congratulate him on getting into the book of World Records. Congratulations. *laughter*

Cpegasus: songs you don't want little kids to hear

Ryou: *singing *A B C D E F G, this song sucks and so do we

Mai: this is where babies come from . . .*cue music*

Cpegasus: *hits buzzer* next

Yugi: *singing to 'Sailing, sailing'* fire, fire, fire is lots of fun . . .

SFX: buzzzzzzzzzzz

Cpegasus: not bad. Let's see now, 50 points apiece to Ryou and Yugi. Now, we'll be right back after this commercial break.

(5 min. later. Go get a soda or something during the break)

Cpegasus: and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Tristan dating Serenity, it doesn't matter!

Joey: Tristan WHAT!?

Mai: didn't you know? It's so cute -_- it's positively nauseating

Cpegasus: *rolls eyes* okay, our next game is called Who's Line. Ryou and Joey, you get up here. You two are going to make a scene. But you each have a handful of little slips of paper. On each slip is an odd phrase. You need to use as many of these in your conversation as you can. The scene is, Ryou is the moon and Joey is a star. Ready, go!

Ryou: get over here Joey.

Joey: comin' your majesty.

Ryou: tell me how you shine so brightly.

Joey: well, my mother always told me that to shine bright, *takes out a slip of paper* Got Milk?

Ryou: no, I'm lactose intolerant.

Joey: then THAT'S why you can't shine well!

Ryou: how did you know about that?

Joey: Morton over there. He told me, *paper* Hey, you've got weasels on your face. *laughter*

Ryou: then I'll just have to talk to Morton. Tell him that I said, *paper* OMG IT'S SITTING ON THE CAT!

Joey: is that some kind of code?

Ryou: what else could it be?

Joey: *runs off stage. Comes back* Morton said, *paper* rock, paper, scissors, shoot! He said you'd understand.

Ryou: *paper* You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!

SFX: buzzzzzz

Cpegasus: good job guys. *holding a LARGE stack of money* okay, Joey, Yugi's-closest-fan paid for 2000 points to you, and Dark Girl bought Ryou 2100.

Yugi's-closest-fan: WHAT!? JOEY WAS GOING TO WIN!

Dark Girl: ha ha!

Cpegasus: ^^ okay, next game is Props. Yugi and Ryou are one team, Joey and Mai are the other. Each team gets a prop, and you have to think of as many uses for that prop as possible.

*Yugi and Ryou get a big ruler. Joey and Mai get a mirror. *

Cpegasus: and . . .go!

Joey: here you go miss, 7 years of bad luck guaranteed. *Gives mirror to Mai*

Ryou: *holds ruler against Yugi* sorry, you're not tall enough

Mai: *looks into mirror* I'm so beautiful, aren't I Joey?

Yugi's-closest-fan: SAY NO!

Yugi: *Holds ruler out like a sword* watch out, I have a sword and I'm not sure how to use it!

Joey: *Mai is looking into the mirror* you're bein' kinda narcissistic, Mai.

Ryou: *pretends to hike, using the ruler as a walking stick* I made it to the top! I claim this land in the name of me! *Sticks ruler in ground like a flag*

Mai: mirror mirror, on the wall . . .

Yugi: *whacks Ryou with ruler*

SFX: buzzzzzz

Cpegasus: ^_^ good job! 50 points to everyone. We'll be back with the winner right after this.

(5 minute commercial break. Go do something snazzy)

Cpegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway. Tonight's winner is Ryou Bakura!

*Ryou and Dark Girl are at the comfy chair. Ryou smiles, and Dark Girl glomps Ryou*

Cpegasus: we've got time for one more game, and it's going to be Irish Drinking Song! Someone give me a topic.

Random People: Monty Python! Dogs! JOEY! Irish Drinking Song!

Cpegasus: ooh! I like that one! ^^ Joey, Yugi, Mai and I are going to do the 'Irish Drinking Song' Irish drinking song.

*Music*

All: oh, idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!

Joey: we're singing a stupid song today

Mai: that no one really likes

Yugi: but it's our fault for loosing

Cpegasus: we have to pay the price

Joey: we all want to go somewhere

Mai: somewhere far away

Yugi: I wish I had a fangirl

Cpegasus: all the live-long day

Mai: what?

All: oh, idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!

Mai: I never wanted to do this

Yugi: it simply really sucked

Cpegasus: come on, it's not so bad now

Joey: I think I've heard enough

Mai: she said that she would pay us

Yugi: 20 bucks a day

Cpegasus: ^_^" now tell me when I said that

Joey: come on, ya gotta pay!

All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!

Cpegasus: we got a silly topic

Yugi: a song about a song

Joey: but now that we have to do this

Mai: it never felt so wrong *Laughter*

Cpegasus: I think I'm the only one who likes this

Yugi: I have to say you're right

Joey: can I just go to sleep now?

Mai: I bid you all good night

All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!

Yugi: thank god it's almost over

Joey: we had a lot of fun

Mai: but if we had to do it again

Cpegasus: I have to think you'd run

Yugi: the show is almost ending

Joey: wait now I've got a girl!

Mai: that fangirl's gonna take you

Cpegasus: to bad for Joey now!

All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day! Oh idey-didey-didey-didey- diiiiieeey-diiiiiiideeeeey daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

SFX: buzzzzzz

Cpegasus: well, that's all the time we have. See you next time on Who's Line is it Anyway! Oh! Joey, you're going to try to read the credits while being glomped. Go!

*Yugi's-closest-fan runs down and glomps Joey*

Joey: AH! -_-' Okay then, director: Cpegasus. Authoress, Cpegasus. Everything else, Cpegasus. Some ideas property of 4Kids entertainment and Who's Line is it Anyway.

******************* Well? I hope you liked it. Sorry if you didn't like any part of your appearances, Dark Girl and Yugi's-closest-fan. I'm still looking for fangirls, scenarios, quirks, 'scenes from a hat' ideas, TV styles (for Screenstyles), anything else that could be helpful. Just put it in your review! ^^

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