The Ultra Yaoi Sundae of Complete and Utter Happiness
(Working title)
The reason it says 'working title' under the desserts' name is because there are so many ways to describe it ( the dessert, I mean...not the working title part)...and I couldn't pick one, so I threw them all in. Well, now that I got that all covered...I guess it's time for the fun part, no?
Step one:
Now it's time to begin making another sundae! ( yeah, I've written another sundae recipe...but this one's gonna be a lot different. Not that it really matters, sundaes are always good...no matter who's in it...) Now, like last time, there are going to be two lists...the main and the optional. But unlike last time, there's gonna be someone helping me...cook. Her name is Gundamwinggirl (Gwg) and she's one of the masterminds behind the recipe before you. In fact, any recipe having to deal with yaoi or Roy ( wow...that rhymed...) was written for her. ( and plus it's nice to share, no)
Main
1) Roy (the almighty flame alchemist...make sure you take away his gloves, for the love of God...do you want to get hurt or worst...make the sundae melt)
2) Ed ( poor little guy...he's probably still traumatized over the last two recipes...but that really doesn't change much, now does it loyal fangirls)
3) Alphonse Elric ( this is his first time being on the list! Congrats Al)
4) Jean Havoc (...take the cigarette out of his mouth, please. Smoking is bad for you anyways, shame on you Havoc)
5) Maes Hughes ( you may want to tie him up and gag him...unless you want him to drown you with pictures of his daughter or talk your ears off...He could possibly be a new type of secret weapon)
6) Ice cream ( this is a big 'DUH', is it not? I mean what is a sundae without ice cream?...and I don't mean literally)
Optional
1) strawberry whipped cream ( this can be substituted with original and/or chocolate whipped cream...found at a store near you)
2) chocolate syrup ( my favorite)
3) sprinkles ( have to add a little color)
4) chocolate chips ( as if chocolate syrup wasn't enough for them...they're, not to mention you, are gonna go into a sugar comma)
5) strawberries, cherries, and bananas ( fruity licious)
6) spoons
Now that all that is done, it's time to see if you have them. You do, don't you? Well if not you'll have to deal with Gwg, my throat still hurts from last time. ( The doctor told me to eat lots of ice cream and to stop yelling so much...just following doctors orders)
Step two:
Hopefully co. chef Gwg didn't kill you...so I'll just start with step two now...if anyone's out there reading.
So now what you wanna do is get all the...main...ingredients and put them together. So you should end up with (one, two, three, four, five...) five guys covered from head to foot in ice cream...if they look/act like they're cold...just tell them that you can always get reinforcements...they should settle down...( then again...you never know what's gonna happen when Roy or Ed is around...)
Now there's the matter of Ed's alchemy...and Al's for that matter. There's a simple way to prevent them from using it. In Ed's case, he (as I said before) is still out of it...he probably doesn't even know that he is sitting in a pile of ice cream...but if you are completely paranoid...you can always chain him up. With Al...it's a bit harder...(even though he's not the type to go around and hurt people...but you never know)...but you can always tell him that you'll tell all his fangirls where he is...( that should do it. Cause, come on! Look at what co. chef Gwg and I have done to them...and we are just two fangirls...a mass army of them...now that could end badly) or you can chain him up, too.
Step three:
Optional ingredients time! Now just add them where you please. It can be as horrifying or as pretty as you want it to be, you're gonna eat it any ways.
As you see, I put spoons on the optional list...and I think you know why...(and if not...how many times must you come in and mess up my recipe! It's apparent that you don't know what you're doing here, but I know where you are going...OUT! And if you refuse...you'll have to deal with Gwg...again...and you don't want that now do you)
Final step:
By now the poor guys are shivering ( be it from the coldness of the ice cream or from fright...I shall never know...probably both.), so how about we help them out. So now with your spoons ( if you were one of the ones who got them...if not...yeah, you know already.) dig in and rescue the poor guys from hyperventilation. ( and if you're the type that wants them all to die, I just want to say a few things to you. 1) YOU ARE PURE EVIL...not that I should be talking...but that is besides the point and 2) you better watch your back...fangirls are known to strike their prey from out of the shadows)
Now with the matter of cleaning up...that shouldn't be much of a problem with most of you...but for me, well I'm feeling lazy...so co. chef Gwg...I leave you with the task of cleaning up. And by the way, feel free to take home the leftovers!
Until next time,
Chef Elementalist and co. chef Gwg
( Hiya! It's me yet again! Thank you to all who reviewed :which I'm gonna name just for the fact that it makes me feel fuzzy inside: AnimeMonster -you're right...spandex is more reviling! Great job thinking about that, though I'm sure Ed will have his rejections...then again...he's still suffering from his mental issues...but we can help him with that, sasuke678, KDA, Harada Risa, Phyco girl, makeyourselfduo, and my dear co. chef Gwg!
And just to let you know all recipes dealing with dear Edward are for my friend, BoA, aka-BobtheACorn. Just thought I put that in before she mauled me! See ya, Ele.)