Who's Idea Was This Anyway?
Hey again! Thanks sooooo much to everyone who reviewed! I'll try to do Marik soon. Thanks to Froz Flame and Dark Girl for the info ^^ And thanks to Froz Flame for your ideas! The rest of you, SEND ME STUFF!!!! So, here we go.
And today's introductions are by favorite game.
Disclaimer: once again, I own nothing. Surprise surprise.
*********************************** Cpegasus: welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway! Let's meet today's contestants!
"Eating contest!" Joey Wheeler!
*Joey comes out. YamiWestly runs out of the audience and glomps him. *
YamiWestly: OMG! JOEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Joey: ^________^
*Joey sits down in the first chair and YamiWestly sits next to him. Cpegasus drags YamiWestly off the stage. *
Cpegasus: okay, okay. You can have fangirl time later.
YamiWestly: NOOOOO!!
Cpegasus: you can go watch Monty Python . . .
YamiWestly: ^_^ okay! But I get Joey later!
Joey: ^____^
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes * well THAT's over with.
"Actually, I love Clue," Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou comes out and sees all his fangirls cheering. He smiles and sits down.*
"Duel Monsters, what else?" Yugi Moto!
*Yugi comes out and is mobbed by hordes of screaming fangirls. He somehow manages to get to his seat and sits down. *
And "hmm, Truth or Dare sounds good," Mai Valentine!
*YamiWestly runs out of her little room with a big TV *
YW: DIE!!!!
Ryou: 0.0
YW: SHE BLEW JOEY A KISS ON SATURDAY!
Mai: 0.0 should I start running now?
Cpegasus: yeah, I think so.
*Yugi, Ryou, Cpegasus, Joey and the audience watch YamiWestly chase Mai around the building. Joey has popcorn. Cosmo appears out of nowhere. *
Cosmo: YW!
YW: *is about to strangle Mai * what?
Cosmo: um . . .
Cpegasus: *whispering to Cosmo * tell her to stop killing Mai.
Cosmo: Oh yeah! Cpegasus wants you to stop killing Mai.
Cpegasus: *smacks head * you go back and watch Monty Python.
Cosmo: Yay! Coconuts! *disappears *
Cpegasus: you too YW.
YW: Aw man . . . *walks off *
Ryou: 0.0 well . . . that was different.
Cpegasus: on with the fic! In case you haven't guessed, I'm your host Cpegasus. Come on down and let's have some fun! *runs to the comfy chair* welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the stupid writers of Yu-gi-oh!
Yugi: What?! Why?!
Cpegasus: THEY TOOK PEGASUS OFF! *starts sobbing *
Yami Ri-Yasha: SAME HERE!
Cpegasus: ^^ I'm not alone!
Mai: o.o' Pegasus has a fangirl?
Joey: two now.
Cpegasus: so anywho, today's first game is called Superheroes. So I need one of you up here to start the game. *Yugi gets up * okay then, now I need a name for a superhero.
Audience: Hair Boy! The Macronutrient! (a/n: 0.0 okay, I have NO idea where 'The Macronutrient' came from)
YamiWestly: *runs out of her little room * Bicycle Repair Man!
Cpegasus: ^^ okay, but to avoid any copyright issues, let it be known that Bicycle Repair Man is NOT mine, it is property of Monty Python. So, Yugi, you're Bicycle Repair Man. And what's our crisis?
Some Random Person in the Audience: NO MORE HAIR GEL!
Yugi: -_-' I am SO sick of everyone making fun of my hair.
Cpegasus: well Bicycle Repair Man, there's no more hair gel! What are you going to do? And . . .start!
Yugi: *looking around * where's my hair gel? I can't go out and fix bicycles looking like this! *Looks out again * Oh no! There's no more hair gel anywhere! I hope my superfriends get here soon!
Mai: Sorry I'm late, I was looking for my hair gel, but there isn't any!
Yugi: Thank goodness you're here Material Possessions Girl!
Mai: HEY! I resent that!
Cpegasus: *giggles * Mai, stay in character.
Mai: *growls * Bicycle Repair Man, I can't find my hair gel! I need my things to live!
Yugi: there's no hair gel anywhere!
Mai: but why does that matter to you? Bicycles are things, and things are good, *Laughter * but you don't need it to fix bicycles!
Yugi: *shifty eyes *
Ryou: sorry I'm late Bicycle Repair Man!
Mai: you're here Captain Kindness! 0.0 did I say that? Wow that was horrible!
Cpegasus: Mai, character. Do you want any points for this?
Mai: no.
Cpegasus: *shifty eyes * Ryou, go!
Ryou: 0.0 sorry, I was out helping people. What's the problem?
Mai: there's no more hair gel!
Ryou: oh my!
Joey: hey, whad I miss?
Ryou: there's no more hair gel horrible-aim kid! *Laughter *
Joey: 0.0 WHAT?! I'll throw you some! *Pretends to throw something to Ryou. Pretends to get hit with something. Staggers off the stage *
Ryou: 0.0 well, that was different. I'll go help him! *Runs off *
Mai: oh no! I left my things at home! *runs off *
Yugi: well, I guess I'll go make some hair gel.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: okaaaay. That was pretty awful.
Yugi: yeah, I know.
Cpegasus: 20 points to Joey for throwing something at himself. Next game is Who's Line! Ryou and Mai, get up here.
Mai: I'm afraid to ask.
Cpegasus: what happens is, you two have to act out a scene, but every so often, you have to say whatever's written on these little pieces of paper that have magically appeared in your pockets. The scene is, you're two siblings fighting on a plane. And Go!
Ryou: give back my Game Boy!
Mai: NO! You pushed me!
Ryou: only because you said, *looks at paper * Burn little chicken, burn!
Mai: I never said that!
Ryou: yes you did! Now give it back!
Mai: only if you say *paper * I'll pretend I didn't hear that and hurt you later.
Ryou: no way! Give it back!
Mai: I'm telling Mom that you pushed me!
Ryou: well I'm telling mom *paper* heartless have not hearts!
Mai: 0.0 what does that mean?
Ryou: it means *paper* WHHE!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: way to go, you sounded just like real siblings!
Yugi: 0.0 sooooo glad I'm an only child . . .
Cpegasus: 50 points each cuz I'm in a good mood. We'll be back right after this.
(5 min. commercial brake. I think I'm going to sit here and babble like a moron. You can go do something productive, if you want.)
Cpegasus: and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like the recent Trix survey, it didn't matter! Your next game is called Party Quirks! Ryou, you're hosting a party, and everyone else is a guest. All of them have weird quirks that you have to guess. Ready?
Ryou: no.
Cpegasus: go!
Ryou: *pretends to put out food, turn on music, etc. *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Mai is there *
Mai: *caption reads 'Ryou fangirl' * *growls * OMG! RYOU! I LOVE YOU!!
Ryou: oh my, not another fangirl!
SFX: buzzzzzz
*Mai sits down *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Yugi is there *
Yugi: * 'Lucky' from the Lucky Charms commercials (a/n: I USED to have a fic making fun of Lucky and the Trix Rabbit and all those other moronic mascots, but it got taken off for reasons unknown) * *in a stupid-sounding Irish accent * NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! THE LUCKY CHARMS ARE MINE!
Ryou: 0.0
Yugi: *runs around chanting the shapes of the marshmallows over and over and over and . . . you get it *
Ryou: calm down Lucky, no one here wants the Lucky Charms.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Yugi: *sits down *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Joey is there *
Joey: * 'snail' (a/n: for no reason whatsoever) * *gets down on his stomach and sloooowly slides himself inside. *
Ryou: you're a turtle? A snake? A snail?
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: and that's it. Ryou, great job!
Ryou: ^_^
Cpegasus: another 50 points to Ryou and 20 to Yugi. Next game is called-
Joey: lemme guess, scenes from a hat?
Cpegasus: ^^ yup! My fave! So, you all know how to play?
All: yes
Cpegasus: then our first-
Ryou: don't you have to explain it to everyone watching?
Cpegasus: oh. *To camera * if you don't know how this works, then go read the other chapters of this fic. *To Ryou * how's that?
Ryou: -_-' fine.
Cpegasus: your first topic is rejected ideas for reality TV shows.
Mai: 7 years away from the mall
Joey: I got it! Last person to stay on a diet wins $50 million worth of fattening food! *Laughter*
Yugi: stuck on an island with a psychotic millionaire! *Laughter *
Cpegasus: . *growls *
Ryou: *Quietly, to Yugi * careful around the fangirls! Hey! *Aloud * dozens of fangirls compete in rigorous tasks to claim the ultimate prize, *smiles ever-so-adorably * me!
Ryou fangirls: *scream *
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes * next topic. Video games you never want to play.
Joey: Mother Goose Mayhem!
Ryou: become a cartoon raccoon and steal gold coins from random people
Yugi: Funny Bunny: adventures in Toon World!
Cpegasus: Yugi, you are THIS close to being thrown out . . .
Yugi: 0.0 I'll be good.
Mai: the virtual game that actually puts you in real danger!
Cpegasus: advice you never want to get.
Mai: trust me, light this fuse.
Ryou: No, it can't hurt you! Asterisk hides a body asterisk.
Audience: huh?
Cpegasus: he means, some one says, "no, it can't hurt you! *hides a body *"
Audience: oh. Okay.
Yugi: always give your Millennium Items to complete strangers in hooded cloaks -_-'
Yami: *through link * learned that one the hard way, didn't you?
Yugi: *through link * shut up.
Ryou: always trust your Yami.
Joey: diet.
Mai: oh, leather works wonderfully in the wilderness!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: nice. 50 points to everyone except Yugi.
Every sane person in the audience who doesn't understand Cpegasus' obsession with Pegasus: *rolls eyes *
Cpegasus: we'll be back with the winner right after this!
(Commercial break. You get it by now, right?)
Cpegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is Ryou Bakura!
Ryou: *sits in fancy chair *
Cpegasus: which means someone else has to play Screenstyles with me. Mai, get up here.
Mai: *gets up *
Cpegasus: so, we're gonna act out a situation, but every so often, Ryou's gonna call out a stereotype movie style, and we'll switch to that style. First, our situation Ryou?
Ryou: You're two college girls who are looking for boyfriends.
Mai: how fitting.
Cpegasus: and Audience, we need some styles.
Audience: Kung-Fu! Comedy! Drama! Teen! Kiddy!
Ryou: is that enough Cpegasus?
Cpegasus: ^^ yup. Okay then, we're going to start normally, then you call out one of those styles.
Ryou: okay. And . . . . . . . . . Go!
Mai: Ugh! Fred dumped me again.
Cpegasus: get over him Mai, there are plenty of others.
Mai: let's go.
Joey: *randomly walks onstage with a sign that says 'at the coffeshop' *
Cpegasus: look, there's Billy.
Ryou: Kung-fu
Mai: he's attacking us!
Cpegasus: let's fight!
Both: *do random kung-fu like moves *
Ryou: teen
Mai: look, here he comes!
Cpegasus: Oh no! he's going out with someone else!
Mai: *pretends to cry *
Cpegasus: look, here's your prince charming! Happy ending!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Ryou: 0.0 that was short . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^" what can I say, I got writer's block. YamiWestly!
YW: *runs in * do I get Joey now?
Cpegasus: go ahead.
YW: WHEE! *glomps Joey . . . a lot *
Joey: ^_______^
Cpegasus: that's all for today. See you next time on Who's Line is it Anyway!
Cosmo: COCONUTS!
*************************************** well, sorry 'bout the delay ^_^" writer's block is NOT nice. Thankies again to everyone who reviewed, and please, if you haven't, SEND ME IDEAS! I NEED THEM! Give me scenarios! Characters you'd like to see on the show together! ANYTHING!!
Hey again! Thanks sooooo much to everyone who reviewed! I'll try to do Marik soon. Thanks to Froz Flame and Dark Girl for the info ^^ And thanks to Froz Flame for your ideas! The rest of you, SEND ME STUFF!!!! So, here we go.
And today's introductions are by favorite game.
Disclaimer: once again, I own nothing. Surprise surprise.
*********************************** Cpegasus: welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway! Let's meet today's contestants!
"Eating contest!" Joey Wheeler!
*Joey comes out. YamiWestly runs out of the audience and glomps him. *
YamiWestly: OMG! JOEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Joey: ^________^
*Joey sits down in the first chair and YamiWestly sits next to him. Cpegasus drags YamiWestly off the stage. *
Cpegasus: okay, okay. You can have fangirl time later.
YamiWestly: NOOOOO!!
Cpegasus: you can go watch Monty Python . . .
YamiWestly: ^_^ okay! But I get Joey later!
Joey: ^____^
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes * well THAT's over with.
"Actually, I love Clue," Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou comes out and sees all his fangirls cheering. He smiles and sits down.*
"Duel Monsters, what else?" Yugi Moto!
*Yugi comes out and is mobbed by hordes of screaming fangirls. He somehow manages to get to his seat and sits down. *
And "hmm, Truth or Dare sounds good," Mai Valentine!
*YamiWestly runs out of her little room with a big TV *
YW: DIE!!!!
Ryou: 0.0
YW: SHE BLEW JOEY A KISS ON SATURDAY!
Mai: 0.0 should I start running now?
Cpegasus: yeah, I think so.
*Yugi, Ryou, Cpegasus, Joey and the audience watch YamiWestly chase Mai around the building. Joey has popcorn. Cosmo appears out of nowhere. *
Cosmo: YW!
YW: *is about to strangle Mai * what?
Cosmo: um . . .
Cpegasus: *whispering to Cosmo * tell her to stop killing Mai.
Cosmo: Oh yeah! Cpegasus wants you to stop killing Mai.
Cpegasus: *smacks head * you go back and watch Monty Python.
Cosmo: Yay! Coconuts! *disappears *
Cpegasus: you too YW.
YW: Aw man . . . *walks off *
Ryou: 0.0 well . . . that was different.
Cpegasus: on with the fic! In case you haven't guessed, I'm your host Cpegasus. Come on down and let's have some fun! *runs to the comfy chair* welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the stupid writers of Yu-gi-oh!
Yugi: What?! Why?!
Cpegasus: THEY TOOK PEGASUS OFF! *starts sobbing *
Yami Ri-Yasha: SAME HERE!
Cpegasus: ^^ I'm not alone!
Mai: o.o' Pegasus has a fangirl?
Joey: two now.
Cpegasus: so anywho, today's first game is called Superheroes. So I need one of you up here to start the game. *Yugi gets up * okay then, now I need a name for a superhero.
Audience: Hair Boy! The Macronutrient! (a/n: 0.0 okay, I have NO idea where 'The Macronutrient' came from)
YamiWestly: *runs out of her little room * Bicycle Repair Man!
Cpegasus: ^^ okay, but to avoid any copyright issues, let it be known that Bicycle Repair Man is NOT mine, it is property of Monty Python. So, Yugi, you're Bicycle Repair Man. And what's our crisis?
Some Random Person in the Audience: NO MORE HAIR GEL!
Yugi: -_-' I am SO sick of everyone making fun of my hair.
Cpegasus: well Bicycle Repair Man, there's no more hair gel! What are you going to do? And . . .start!
Yugi: *looking around * where's my hair gel? I can't go out and fix bicycles looking like this! *Looks out again * Oh no! There's no more hair gel anywhere! I hope my superfriends get here soon!
Mai: Sorry I'm late, I was looking for my hair gel, but there isn't any!
Yugi: Thank goodness you're here Material Possessions Girl!
Mai: HEY! I resent that!
Cpegasus: *giggles * Mai, stay in character.
Mai: *growls * Bicycle Repair Man, I can't find my hair gel! I need my things to live!
Yugi: there's no hair gel anywhere!
Mai: but why does that matter to you? Bicycles are things, and things are good, *Laughter * but you don't need it to fix bicycles!
Yugi: *shifty eyes *
Ryou: sorry I'm late Bicycle Repair Man!
Mai: you're here Captain Kindness! 0.0 did I say that? Wow that was horrible!
Cpegasus: Mai, character. Do you want any points for this?
Mai: no.
Cpegasus: *shifty eyes * Ryou, go!
Ryou: 0.0 sorry, I was out helping people. What's the problem?
Mai: there's no more hair gel!
Ryou: oh my!
Joey: hey, whad I miss?
Ryou: there's no more hair gel horrible-aim kid! *Laughter *
Joey: 0.0 WHAT?! I'll throw you some! *Pretends to throw something to Ryou. Pretends to get hit with something. Staggers off the stage *
Ryou: 0.0 well, that was different. I'll go help him! *Runs off *
Mai: oh no! I left my things at home! *runs off *
Yugi: well, I guess I'll go make some hair gel.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: okaaaay. That was pretty awful.
Yugi: yeah, I know.
Cpegasus: 20 points to Joey for throwing something at himself. Next game is Who's Line! Ryou and Mai, get up here.
Mai: I'm afraid to ask.
Cpegasus: what happens is, you two have to act out a scene, but every so often, you have to say whatever's written on these little pieces of paper that have magically appeared in your pockets. The scene is, you're two siblings fighting on a plane. And Go!
Ryou: give back my Game Boy!
Mai: NO! You pushed me!
Ryou: only because you said, *looks at paper * Burn little chicken, burn!
Mai: I never said that!
Ryou: yes you did! Now give it back!
Mai: only if you say *paper * I'll pretend I didn't hear that and hurt you later.
Ryou: no way! Give it back!
Mai: I'm telling Mom that you pushed me!
Ryou: well I'm telling mom *paper* heartless have not hearts!
Mai: 0.0 what does that mean?
Ryou: it means *paper* WHHE!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: way to go, you sounded just like real siblings!
Yugi: 0.0 sooooo glad I'm an only child . . .
Cpegasus: 50 points each cuz I'm in a good mood. We'll be back right after this.
(5 min. commercial brake. I think I'm going to sit here and babble like a moron. You can go do something productive, if you want.)
Cpegasus: and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like the recent Trix survey, it didn't matter! Your next game is called Party Quirks! Ryou, you're hosting a party, and everyone else is a guest. All of them have weird quirks that you have to guess. Ready?
Ryou: no.
Cpegasus: go!
Ryou: *pretends to put out food, turn on music, etc. *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Mai is there *
Mai: *caption reads 'Ryou fangirl' * *growls * OMG! RYOU! I LOVE YOU!!
Ryou: oh my, not another fangirl!
SFX: buzzzzzz
*Mai sits down *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Yugi is there *
Yugi: * 'Lucky' from the Lucky Charms commercials (a/n: I USED to have a fic making fun of Lucky and the Trix Rabbit and all those other moronic mascots, but it got taken off for reasons unknown) * *in a stupid-sounding Irish accent * NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! THE LUCKY CHARMS ARE MINE!
Ryou: 0.0
Yugi: *runs around chanting the shapes of the marshmallows over and over and over and . . . you get it *
Ryou: calm down Lucky, no one here wants the Lucky Charms.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Yugi: *sits down *
SFX: ding-dong
Ryou: *opens 'door'. Joey is there *
Joey: * 'snail' (a/n: for no reason whatsoever) * *gets down on his stomach and sloooowly slides himself inside. *
Ryou: you're a turtle? A snake? A snail?
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: and that's it. Ryou, great job!
Ryou: ^_^
Cpegasus: another 50 points to Ryou and 20 to Yugi. Next game is called-
Joey: lemme guess, scenes from a hat?
Cpegasus: ^^ yup! My fave! So, you all know how to play?
All: yes
Cpegasus: then our first-
Ryou: don't you have to explain it to everyone watching?
Cpegasus: oh. *To camera * if you don't know how this works, then go read the other chapters of this fic. *To Ryou * how's that?
Ryou: -_-' fine.
Cpegasus: your first topic is rejected ideas for reality TV shows.
Mai: 7 years away from the mall
Joey: I got it! Last person to stay on a diet wins $50 million worth of fattening food! *Laughter*
Yugi: stuck on an island with a psychotic millionaire! *Laughter *
Cpegasus: . *growls *
Ryou: *Quietly, to Yugi * careful around the fangirls! Hey! *Aloud * dozens of fangirls compete in rigorous tasks to claim the ultimate prize, *smiles ever-so-adorably * me!
Ryou fangirls: *scream *
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes * next topic. Video games you never want to play.
Joey: Mother Goose Mayhem!
Ryou: become a cartoon raccoon and steal gold coins from random people
Yugi: Funny Bunny: adventures in Toon World!
Cpegasus: Yugi, you are THIS close to being thrown out . . .
Yugi: 0.0 I'll be good.
Mai: the virtual game that actually puts you in real danger!
Cpegasus: advice you never want to get.
Mai: trust me, light this fuse.
Ryou: No, it can't hurt you! Asterisk hides a body asterisk.
Audience: huh?
Cpegasus: he means, some one says, "no, it can't hurt you! *hides a body *"
Audience: oh. Okay.
Yugi: always give your Millennium Items to complete strangers in hooded cloaks -_-'
Yami: *through link * learned that one the hard way, didn't you?
Yugi: *through link * shut up.
Ryou: always trust your Yami.
Joey: diet.
Mai: oh, leather works wonderfully in the wilderness!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: nice. 50 points to everyone except Yugi.
Every sane person in the audience who doesn't understand Cpegasus' obsession with Pegasus: *rolls eyes *
Cpegasus: we'll be back with the winner right after this!
(Commercial break. You get it by now, right?)
Cpegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is Ryou Bakura!
Ryou: *sits in fancy chair *
Cpegasus: which means someone else has to play Screenstyles with me. Mai, get up here.
Mai: *gets up *
Cpegasus: so, we're gonna act out a situation, but every so often, Ryou's gonna call out a stereotype movie style, and we'll switch to that style. First, our situation Ryou?
Ryou: You're two college girls who are looking for boyfriends.
Mai: how fitting.
Cpegasus: and Audience, we need some styles.
Audience: Kung-Fu! Comedy! Drama! Teen! Kiddy!
Ryou: is that enough Cpegasus?
Cpegasus: ^^ yup. Okay then, we're going to start normally, then you call out one of those styles.
Ryou: okay. And . . . . . . . . . Go!
Mai: Ugh! Fred dumped me again.
Cpegasus: get over him Mai, there are plenty of others.
Mai: let's go.
Joey: *randomly walks onstage with a sign that says 'at the coffeshop' *
Cpegasus: look, there's Billy.
Ryou: Kung-fu
Mai: he's attacking us!
Cpegasus: let's fight!
Both: *do random kung-fu like moves *
Ryou: teen
Mai: look, here he comes!
Cpegasus: Oh no! he's going out with someone else!
Mai: *pretends to cry *
Cpegasus: look, here's your prince charming! Happy ending!
SFX: buzzzzzz
Ryou: 0.0 that was short . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^" what can I say, I got writer's block. YamiWestly!
YW: *runs in * do I get Joey now?
Cpegasus: go ahead.
YW: WHEE! *glomps Joey . . . a lot *
Joey: ^_______^
Cpegasus: that's all for today. See you next time on Who's Line is it Anyway!
Cosmo: COCONUTS!
*************************************** well, sorry 'bout the delay ^_^" writer's block is NOT nice. Thankies again to everyone who reviewed, and please, if you haven't, SEND ME IDEAS! I NEED THEM! Give me scenarios! Characters you'd like to see on the show together! ANYTHING!!