Hello! It's been a while since I've...cooked...but that doesn't mean that I still don't have great culinary skills. But if you really want to know why I was absent for so long...I guess I can tell you.
You see, Edward has been feeling under the weather...for some bizarre reason and I didn't want any of you guys to catch what ever he has. But then it hit me like a pack of bricks falling from the sky (which hurts, by the way...don't try it...and do bricks even come in packs?)..why not make a recipe all about Roy?
Thus--
Step one:
Okay, all you Roy fanatics (which includes my dear co-chef, Gwg.) are you ready for a recipe all about your...um...'hot' guy? Of course not, I haven't given you the ingredient lists yet. (not that it does most of you any good...) Once again, there will be two lists; the main and optional.
Main:
1) Roy (um...duh)
2) about 40 instant pudding packs (or if you're lazy, about 80 of those pudding cup things...flavors are your choice)
3) all the stuff you need for the instant pudding (like milk...and a stove)
4) smearing utensils, like a spoon (or you could always use you hands...that's what my co-chef is doing)
Optional:
1) Whipped cream (hey...I've never tried it myself, but whipped cream--or Coolwhip!--is always good)
2) his clothes (remember the glove incident? If you're allergic to his glove, take the darn thing off)
3) Anything that goes with pudding (use you imagination...if you have one)
(Oi...the fun part...) Do you have the ingredients? All of the ingredients? Really? Wow...any optional? Really? You're lying...so...co-chef, go deal with these liars...and when you have all the ingredients, then you may come back...not a second sooner.
Step two:
Okay...now I'm sure my co-chef dealt with you fairly (she is a Roy fanatic, after all...maybe I should've warned you...before hand not to make her mad during this recipe...Oh well...) by now...so I guess I can begin the second step.
So...to all you that have the instant pudding packs...this is where you make that up. How? Um...I don't know...how about you read the directions on the back of the box? Does that help any? (Oi)
So...after all that's taken care of, get all of the pudding. Don't eat it! Don't even have a taste! You must wait…patiently, okay? And in that time, we will begin--
Step three:
Okay...now's the part where we really have some fun.
You should have all the pudding...(whether it's in the little cups or the stuff you made yourself, doesn't really matter...pudding's pudding.) and Roy. For this is the step where you apply the pudding! (apply, not eat)
So, grab your utensil (unless you are one of the ones who's using and begin smearing! Also, all you people who grabbed some optional ingredients--like whipped cream--add them, as well. Remember, it's not a crime to have some fun...just don't have too much fun...you still have one more step to go! With that said...
Final step:
Finally, the final step. As you while know, this is the step in which you eat...erm...what you've created! But..you may not wanna eat him...maybe licking would suit both you and him better?
Me? Well...I don't really eat..erm...lick...taste (that's the word!) my creations...that's a job for my co-chef and the newest addition to my cooking crew, BobtheACorn (BoA) the official unofficial taste tester! She will be tasting this fabulous pudding...with some help from my co-chef...(cause basically, it's cleaning up, and I don't clean..I cook)
Until next time (which I hope will be soon...) keep on cooking! Oh…and people, you might wanna take off Roy's gloves, kay? Do you want to get fried? (maybe…he already has…fried you. Fried all your brain cells that is…..)
Have fun,
Chef Elementalist, co-chef Gwg, and official unofficial taste tester BoA
(Thank you to anyone who has reviewed, I really appreciate it! All so, if any of you guys has an idea for a recipe, tell me! And, if I select your idea, you'll become a co-chef for that recipe..along with getting credit for the specific recipe idea you came up with
/waves/ Until next time!
Ele.)