Who's Idea was this Anyway?
Yu-gi-oh characters in Who's line is it anyway-again.
Disclaimers: NO ONE on this site owns Yu-gi-oh. Neither do I. I also don't own 'who's line is it anyway'. I don't own the 'intelligent sheep' thing, that's from Monty Python. 'Easily offended monkey', 'what not to say to the president', and 'what is the skunk doing THERE?' are by my friend, and fellow ff.net user, God. I'm not kidding. Go look up 'God' on find. She's there. And 'oceans turn to pudding' is my friend Mike's plan for world domination. Don't ask. 'erm . . . a box of weasels' is from The Te of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff. 'Release the Mongoose' is from The Simpsons. And 'the donkey was quizzical' is from my friend Rebecca. There, I think that's it . . . Let's just play it safe and say I own nothing. ************ Cpegasus: welcome to who's line is it anyway, special kids edition! Let's meet today's contestants.
"Sugary orange, but Seto never lets me have it," Mokuba Kaiba!
*Mokuba comes out to cheers from everyone who saw him catch the Roba brothers and thinks he's absolutely adorable. He sits in the first chair. *
"Diet Pepsi, to keep my . . . er, figure" Rebecca Hawkins!
*Rebecca and Teddy come out, smile, then sit down with little to no applause. *
"Sprite, in a coconut shell with a little umbrella," Serenity Wheeler!
*Serenity comes out and waves to Joey, who's in the audience to 'keep her safe', then smiled to the rest of the crowd and sits down. *
And "Coke, of course," Yugi Moto!
Yugi: why am I on the kid's edition?
Cpegasus: because I ran out of younger characters, and you're the same height as Rebecca and Mokuba anyway.
*Yugi fangirls try to throw garbage at Cpegasus, but are held back by a Spirit Shield (from Inuyasha, don't own it) that cuts the audience off from the performers. Yugi sits down. *
Cpegasus: I'm your host, Cpegasus, come on down and let's have some fun!
*Runs down to the big, comfy chair. *
Cpegasus: welcome to the kids edition of who's line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Rebecca's episodes on Yu-gi-oh, they don't matter!
Rebecca: humph!
Cpegasus: if you don't know how this works by now, then I pity you. Our first game today will be Weird Newscasters. Yugi, you're the anchor of a news show. Serenity's your co-anchor, and she's an intelligent sheep.
Serenity: WHAT!?
Cpegasus: ^^ Monty Python's 'Flying Sheep' sketch. Mokuba, you're doing sports as an easily offended monkey. And Rebecca, you're doing the weather, and you're a pyro who just got hold of a box of matches. Yugi, start when you hear the music.
*Music*
Yugi: hello, I'm *strikes superhero pose* Anchorman! *Audience laughs. * Today's top story, why you can never blink again after 7:00 tonight. Details at 11 *laughter* and now I'll turn it over to my co-anchor, Mutton Chops. Mutton?
Serenity: baaa. Today's second-top story, for if I said 'top story,' it could not be true if the blinking article was indeed the top story, is that my people are only useful to you humans for standing around and getting eaten. Baaa. That is all, Anchorman.
Yugi: sorry to hear that, Mutton. Now, to sports with Jojo. Jojo?
Mokuba: *makes monkey noises as he points to a chalkboard with scores on it.
Yugi: what's the matter Jojo, do you want a banana?
Mokuba: *makes loud, irritated monkey noises. *
Yugi: well soo-ry! Finally, let's head over to never-give-a-person with- this-name-matches. Never-give?
Rebecca: *pretends to strike a match. * Well, today, we have cloudy skies and a good chance of rain. I don't like rain. It puts out fire. Fire preeeety. *Runs off and pretends to set things on fire. *
Yugi: well, that's all the time we have. Now we return to our scheduled program, Only the First Minute is Good, already in progress. *Laughter*
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: nice job everyone. 50 points to Serenity for practically quoting Monty Python, 40 to Mokuba for the chalkboard, 10 points to Rebecca because I said she was worthless, and 100 points to Yugi for the names, the news, and the program.
Yugi: YESSSS!
Cpegasus: Now, onto the next game. We're going to play Who's Line!
Some Random Person In The Audience: Woohoo!
Cpegasus: Mokuba and Rebecca, get up here. You two are a Yo-yo champ and a Yo-yo amateur at a Yo-yo convention. You each have little slips of paper in your pockets that have sayings on them. During this game, you need to use these paper bits as much as possible. Go!
Mokuba: *pretends to play with a Yo-yo. *
Rebecca: you're new at that, aren't you?
Mokuba: yes.
Rebecca: then it's your lucky day! I'm a Yo-yo master!
Mokuba: really? My brother told me that if I ever met a yo-yo master, I should say, *pulls out slip of paper * Can you hear me now?
Rebecca: yes, I can hear you fine.
Mokuba: good. Then will you show me some tricks?
Rebecca: you know what I always say when someone asks me that?
Mokuba: no what do you say?
Rebecca: I say *slip of paper* release the mongoose!
Mokuba: what?
Yugi: *from his chair, throws a mongoose toy at Mokuba. *
Mokuba: AAAAAHHH! *Pretends to be attacked by the mongoose* Guess that's a 'no' huh?
Rebecca: actually, it's a *paper* NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mokuba: *gives up on real conversation and reads all the rest of his lines off a paper* Do you want fries with that?
Rebecca: no.
Mokuba: erm . . . a box of weasels.
Rebecca: oh, of course!
Mokuba: the donkey was quizzical.
Rebecca: I like your attitude! You come with me.
Mokuba: what is the skunk doing THERE?
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: alright, 10 points to Yugi for the mongoose. Now, I need all four of you up here to play Props. You will split into two teams, and each team gets a weird object. You have to use this object in as many ways as you can think of.
*Serenity and Rebecca get a giant pencil. Yugi and Mokuba get a foam finger. *
Cpegasus: Go!
Serenity: *holds pencil upright * you must be this tall to enter.
Mokuba: we're number one!
Rebecca: oh, I do a lot of large drawings . . .
Yugi: I'm number one! *Laughter*
Serenity: *pretending to erase Rebecca * stupid cartoons!
Mokuba: *pokes Yugi*
Rebecca: *Holds pencil out like a sword * back! I'm armed!
Yugi: I made the cookies big, just like you asked . . .
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: sorry Yugi.
Rebecca: *holding pencil like a sword with one arm behind her back *
Serenity: You're arm's gone!
Rebecca: no it isn't.
Serenity: *points to something on the ground * well what's that then?
Rebecca: *looks* I've had worse.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: alright, 100 points to Serenity and Rebecca for doing Monty Python, and 20 points to Yugi. Our next game is scenes from a hat! You really should know this by now; I do it every time. Your first category is things you NEVER see on television.
Yugi: we'll be back after these commercials hypnotically force you to go out and waste your money!
Serenity: today's top story, why you should never blink after 7:00 tonight. Details at 11.
Yugi: wanna make more money? Then GET OFF YOUR LAZY *beep* AND GET A *beep*ING JOB ALREADY!
Cpegasus: 0.0
Mokuba: *singing* I hate you, you love me, this is a normal relationship in the United States of America.
Rebecca: we interrupt this live broadcast of the final, dramatic moments of the Duel Monsters championship game, to tell you that we care . . .
Cpegasus: what you shouldn't say to the president.
Mokuba: ha ha, I'm richer than you are!
Yugi: it's nuclear. N-U-C-L-E-A-R! Not 'nuculer', as in whatever TWISTED planet you got that accent from!
Cpegasus: Joey's excuses to miss school.
Serenity: *to herself* he said he actually used this once . . . *out loud* ow. My brain hurts.
Yugi: I remember that!
Mokuba: dear teacher, Joey can't come in today. He's been demoted to kindergarten.
Rebecca: oh, I had to go to a Duel Monsters tournament.
Yugi: I'm studying the effects on a teenager if they don't go to school. (A/N: I think that was in peanuts once, it's not mine.)
Cpegasus: what Kaiba thinks when he duels
Mokuba: HEY!
Serenity: winning is SUCH an overstatement. I just want the babes!
Yugi: let's see, would this Blue-eyes look better as a blonde, or a brunette?
Rebecca: win . . .win . . .win . . .dang it, I lost! Kill . . . kill . . .kill . . .
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus well, that's all the time we have tonight! 50 points to everyone! We'll be right back after these commercials make you waste your money!
(5 minutes later)
Cpegasus *standing by herself in the middle of the floor* and we're back to who's line is it anyway. Tonight's winner is Serenity!
Serenity: *sits in comfy chair*
Cpegasus: everyone else has to play Superheroes with me! I'll start as a superhero, then you three will come in and name the person who comes in after you. Now, I need a name.
Audience: snot machine! Captain Calcium! Super-mutt!
Cpegasus: I liked Captain Calcium. And what's my disaster?
Mike: I HAVE TURNED ALL THE OCEANS TO INSTANT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING!
Cpegasus: hello Mike. Sure, okay. Now, I'll start.
Cpegasus: *pretends to put things in a refrigerator* cheese, milk, butter, milk, pudding, milk, *looks up* OMG! All the oceans have been turned to pudding! I sure hope my superfriends get here quickly.
Serenity: sorry I'm late Captain Calcium, I had to stay up and find out why I couldn't blink!
Cpegasus: thank goodness you're here, Literal Girl!
Rebecca: well of course I'm here, the oceans are pudding!
Cpegasus: right, let's hop to it!
Rebecca: *starts hopping*
Yugi: sorry I'm late, Literal Girl.
Rebecca: *still hopping* thank goodness you came, asks-stupid-questions-all- the-time-kid.
Yugi: why is the sky blue?
Rebecca: because it is.
Yugi: why are the oceans all pudding?
Cpegasus: because you didn't take you daily recommended dose of calcium!
*Mokuba runs in*
Yugi: you made it, Mongoose Master!
Mokuba: *takes the stuffed mongoose toy and throws it out the window. * Holy Weasel's cousin! The oceans are all pudding!
Rebecca: what are we going to do?
Mokuba: I dunno. You're on your own. *Leaves*
Yugi: why is Literal Girl hopping?
Rebecca: go away!
Yugi: fine! *Leaves*
Rebecca: wait! *Leaves*
Cpegasus: 0.0 well, all this pudding will make kids eat calcium!
Serenity: *pushes buzzer. *
Cpegasus: well, that's everything! See you all soon!
******** Ok, I ran out of steam at the end. But R&R anyway! Please send me suggestions.
Yu-gi-oh characters in Who's line is it anyway-again.
Disclaimers: NO ONE on this site owns Yu-gi-oh. Neither do I. I also don't own 'who's line is it anyway'. I don't own the 'intelligent sheep' thing, that's from Monty Python. 'Easily offended monkey', 'what not to say to the president', and 'what is the skunk doing THERE?' are by my friend, and fellow ff.net user, God. I'm not kidding. Go look up 'God' on find. She's there. And 'oceans turn to pudding' is my friend Mike's plan for world domination. Don't ask. 'erm . . . a box of weasels' is from The Te of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff. 'Release the Mongoose' is from The Simpsons. And 'the donkey was quizzical' is from my friend Rebecca. There, I think that's it . . . Let's just play it safe and say I own nothing. ************ Cpegasus: welcome to who's line is it anyway, special kids edition! Let's meet today's contestants.
"Sugary orange, but Seto never lets me have it," Mokuba Kaiba!
*Mokuba comes out to cheers from everyone who saw him catch the Roba brothers and thinks he's absolutely adorable. He sits in the first chair. *
"Diet Pepsi, to keep my . . . er, figure" Rebecca Hawkins!
*Rebecca and Teddy come out, smile, then sit down with little to no applause. *
"Sprite, in a coconut shell with a little umbrella," Serenity Wheeler!
*Serenity comes out and waves to Joey, who's in the audience to 'keep her safe', then smiled to the rest of the crowd and sits down. *
And "Coke, of course," Yugi Moto!
Yugi: why am I on the kid's edition?
Cpegasus: because I ran out of younger characters, and you're the same height as Rebecca and Mokuba anyway.
*Yugi fangirls try to throw garbage at Cpegasus, but are held back by a Spirit Shield (from Inuyasha, don't own it) that cuts the audience off from the performers. Yugi sits down. *
Cpegasus: I'm your host, Cpegasus, come on down and let's have some fun!
*Runs down to the big, comfy chair. *
Cpegasus: welcome to the kids edition of who's line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Rebecca's episodes on Yu-gi-oh, they don't matter!
Rebecca: humph!
Cpegasus: if you don't know how this works by now, then I pity you. Our first game today will be Weird Newscasters. Yugi, you're the anchor of a news show. Serenity's your co-anchor, and she's an intelligent sheep.
Serenity: WHAT!?
Cpegasus: ^^ Monty Python's 'Flying Sheep' sketch. Mokuba, you're doing sports as an easily offended monkey. And Rebecca, you're doing the weather, and you're a pyro who just got hold of a box of matches. Yugi, start when you hear the music.
*Music*
Yugi: hello, I'm *strikes superhero pose* Anchorman! *Audience laughs. * Today's top story, why you can never blink again after 7:00 tonight. Details at 11 *laughter* and now I'll turn it over to my co-anchor, Mutton Chops. Mutton?
Serenity: baaa. Today's second-top story, for if I said 'top story,' it could not be true if the blinking article was indeed the top story, is that my people are only useful to you humans for standing around and getting eaten. Baaa. That is all, Anchorman.
Yugi: sorry to hear that, Mutton. Now, to sports with Jojo. Jojo?
Mokuba: *makes monkey noises as he points to a chalkboard with scores on it.
Yugi: what's the matter Jojo, do you want a banana?
Mokuba: *makes loud, irritated monkey noises. *
Yugi: well soo-ry! Finally, let's head over to never-give-a-person with- this-name-matches. Never-give?
Rebecca: *pretends to strike a match. * Well, today, we have cloudy skies and a good chance of rain. I don't like rain. It puts out fire. Fire preeeety. *Runs off and pretends to set things on fire. *
Yugi: well, that's all the time we have. Now we return to our scheduled program, Only the First Minute is Good, already in progress. *Laughter*
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: nice job everyone. 50 points to Serenity for practically quoting Monty Python, 40 to Mokuba for the chalkboard, 10 points to Rebecca because I said she was worthless, and 100 points to Yugi for the names, the news, and the program.
Yugi: YESSSS!
Cpegasus: Now, onto the next game. We're going to play Who's Line!
Some Random Person In The Audience: Woohoo!
Cpegasus: Mokuba and Rebecca, get up here. You two are a Yo-yo champ and a Yo-yo amateur at a Yo-yo convention. You each have little slips of paper in your pockets that have sayings on them. During this game, you need to use these paper bits as much as possible. Go!
Mokuba: *pretends to play with a Yo-yo. *
Rebecca: you're new at that, aren't you?
Mokuba: yes.
Rebecca: then it's your lucky day! I'm a Yo-yo master!
Mokuba: really? My brother told me that if I ever met a yo-yo master, I should say, *pulls out slip of paper * Can you hear me now?
Rebecca: yes, I can hear you fine.
Mokuba: good. Then will you show me some tricks?
Rebecca: you know what I always say when someone asks me that?
Mokuba: no what do you say?
Rebecca: I say *slip of paper* release the mongoose!
Mokuba: what?
Yugi: *from his chair, throws a mongoose toy at Mokuba. *
Mokuba: AAAAAHHH! *Pretends to be attacked by the mongoose* Guess that's a 'no' huh?
Rebecca: actually, it's a *paper* NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mokuba: *gives up on real conversation and reads all the rest of his lines off a paper* Do you want fries with that?
Rebecca: no.
Mokuba: erm . . . a box of weasels.
Rebecca: oh, of course!
Mokuba: the donkey was quizzical.
Rebecca: I like your attitude! You come with me.
Mokuba: what is the skunk doing THERE?
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: alright, 10 points to Yugi for the mongoose. Now, I need all four of you up here to play Props. You will split into two teams, and each team gets a weird object. You have to use this object in as many ways as you can think of.
*Serenity and Rebecca get a giant pencil. Yugi and Mokuba get a foam finger. *
Cpegasus: Go!
Serenity: *holds pencil upright * you must be this tall to enter.
Mokuba: we're number one!
Rebecca: oh, I do a lot of large drawings . . .
Yugi: I'm number one! *Laughter*
Serenity: *pretending to erase Rebecca * stupid cartoons!
Mokuba: *pokes Yugi*
Rebecca: *Holds pencil out like a sword * back! I'm armed!
Yugi: I made the cookies big, just like you asked . . .
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus: sorry Yugi.
Rebecca: *holding pencil like a sword with one arm behind her back *
Serenity: You're arm's gone!
Rebecca: no it isn't.
Serenity: *points to something on the ground * well what's that then?
Rebecca: *looks* I've had worse.
SFX: buzzzzzz
Cpegasus: alright, 100 points to Serenity and Rebecca for doing Monty Python, and 20 points to Yugi. Our next game is scenes from a hat! You really should know this by now; I do it every time. Your first category is things you NEVER see on television.
Yugi: we'll be back after these commercials hypnotically force you to go out and waste your money!
Serenity: today's top story, why you should never blink after 7:00 tonight. Details at 11.
Yugi: wanna make more money? Then GET OFF YOUR LAZY *beep* AND GET A *beep*ING JOB ALREADY!
Cpegasus: 0.0
Mokuba: *singing* I hate you, you love me, this is a normal relationship in the United States of America.
Rebecca: we interrupt this live broadcast of the final, dramatic moments of the Duel Monsters championship game, to tell you that we care . . .
Cpegasus: what you shouldn't say to the president.
Mokuba: ha ha, I'm richer than you are!
Yugi: it's nuclear. N-U-C-L-E-A-R! Not 'nuculer', as in whatever TWISTED planet you got that accent from!
Cpegasus: Joey's excuses to miss school.
Serenity: *to herself* he said he actually used this once . . . *out loud* ow. My brain hurts.
Yugi: I remember that!
Mokuba: dear teacher, Joey can't come in today. He's been demoted to kindergarten.
Rebecca: oh, I had to go to a Duel Monsters tournament.
Yugi: I'm studying the effects on a teenager if they don't go to school. (A/N: I think that was in peanuts once, it's not mine.)
Cpegasus: what Kaiba thinks when he duels
Mokuba: HEY!
Serenity: winning is SUCH an overstatement. I just want the babes!
Yugi: let's see, would this Blue-eyes look better as a blonde, or a brunette?
Rebecca: win . . .win . . .win . . .dang it, I lost! Kill . . . kill . . .kill . . .
SFX: buzz
Cpegasus well, that's all the time we have tonight! 50 points to everyone! We'll be right back after these commercials make you waste your money!
(5 minutes later)
Cpegasus *standing by herself in the middle of the floor* and we're back to who's line is it anyway. Tonight's winner is Serenity!
Serenity: *sits in comfy chair*
Cpegasus: everyone else has to play Superheroes with me! I'll start as a superhero, then you three will come in and name the person who comes in after you. Now, I need a name.
Audience: snot machine! Captain Calcium! Super-mutt!
Cpegasus: I liked Captain Calcium. And what's my disaster?
Mike: I HAVE TURNED ALL THE OCEANS TO INSTANT BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING!
Cpegasus: hello Mike. Sure, okay. Now, I'll start.
Cpegasus: *pretends to put things in a refrigerator* cheese, milk, butter, milk, pudding, milk, *looks up* OMG! All the oceans have been turned to pudding! I sure hope my superfriends get here quickly.
Serenity: sorry I'm late Captain Calcium, I had to stay up and find out why I couldn't blink!
Cpegasus: thank goodness you're here, Literal Girl!
Rebecca: well of course I'm here, the oceans are pudding!
Cpegasus: right, let's hop to it!
Rebecca: *starts hopping*
Yugi: sorry I'm late, Literal Girl.
Rebecca: *still hopping* thank goodness you came, asks-stupid-questions-all- the-time-kid.
Yugi: why is the sky blue?
Rebecca: because it is.
Yugi: why are the oceans all pudding?
Cpegasus: because you didn't take you daily recommended dose of calcium!
*Mokuba runs in*
Yugi: you made it, Mongoose Master!
Mokuba: *takes the stuffed mongoose toy and throws it out the window. * Holy Weasel's cousin! The oceans are all pudding!
Rebecca: what are we going to do?
Mokuba: I dunno. You're on your own. *Leaves*
Yugi: why is Literal Girl hopping?
Rebecca: go away!
Yugi: fine! *Leaves*
Rebecca: wait! *Leaves*
Cpegasus: 0.0 well, all this pudding will make kids eat calcium!
Serenity: *pushes buzzer. *
Cpegasus: well, that's everything! See you all soon!
******** Ok, I ran out of steam at the end. But R&R anyway! Please send me suggestions.