Wow. I'm quite pleased with the response to the first chapter. Thanks everyone. It makes me feel like it's not going to be so bad after all. Anyway, I still have certain scenes to think through, but I'll try to have the next chapter up as soon as possible.

I own none of this. Southpark belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey Parker and Matt Stone belong to themselves. Digimon belongs to Toei and others who were involved in the creation. This is only for fun and I plan on gaining nothing from this.

Digimon the Movie X: Longer, Wronger, and Unadulterated
Chapter 2: At School

By the next day, everyone in the junior high had seen the movie. They sported the Southpark paraphernalia and sang the songs. When the teacher entered the room, they instantly silenced.

"All right class, let's begin," Mr. Fujiyama announced. He turned to the board and began to write. "Now who can tell me when the Meiji era began?"

Yolie thrust her hand in the air enthusiastically.

"Show off," Davis grumbled.

"Shut up, Davis!" Yolie exclaimed.

"No, you shut up, four eyes!"

"You shut up, goggle brains!"

"You shut up you fucking female!"

"DAVIS! What did you say?" Mr. Fujiyama shrieked.

"Female?" Davis asked.

"No! He means fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you dumb fuck!" Yolie shouted.

"YOLIE!"

"We can't say fuck?" Davis shouted in surprise.

"DAVIS!"

"You just said fuck again!" Ken yelled at Davis.

"KEN!"

"Dude. What's the big fuckin' deal?" Davis asked.

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE OFFICE?"

"How would you like to suck my balls?" Davis retorted.

The entire class gasped.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Mr. Fujiyama roared, at this point red and fully enraged.

"I'm sorry," Davis apologized. He stood up. "What I meant to say was: how would you like to suck my balls, Fujiyama-sensei?"

Mr. Fujiyama's mouth dropped to the floor. The class sat in terrified silence.

"Holy shit," Ken muttered.

-

"I must say, this is not the kind of behavior I would expect from some of our best students!" the counselor lectured them. "Especially you, Mr. Ichijouji!" Ken sank into his seat. "Where did you all learn such language?"

"We… can't tell you," Yolie said. "It's a secret."

"Now, I've called your mothers, so…"

"You called my mom?" Ken suddenly sat up.

"That's right. They're on their way right now."

"I'm dead," Ken groaned, rubbing his face.

"It won't be so bad," Davis laid a reassuring hand on his shoulder while speaking with a tone of optimism. "In fact, you might be the lucky one. My parents are going to beat me."

However, this didn't bring Ken any comfort. The door of the office flew open and the three women rushed inside and took their place behind their respective child.

"What did my son say?" Mrs. Motomiya asked. "Was it the 'S' word?"

"No. It's actually much worse," the counselor explained.

"The 'F' word?" she asked again, her voice growing fearful.

"Well, this is a brief list of some of the things they had been saying," he explained as he reluctantly handed a paper over to them. Mrs. Ichijouji took it and Mrs. Motomiya and Mrs. Inoue gathered around her.

"What the heck does that mean?"

"Oh my God! Yolie said that?"

"Where did you kids learn all this?" Mrs. Motomiya asked.

"Uh…" Ken stuttered.

"Ken!" his mother growled.

"It was the Southpark movie!" Ken shouted.

"KEN!" Yolie and Davis shouted.

"Sorry guys."

"Southpark?" the counselor queried.

"It's a crude and distasteful cartoon on American TV," Mrs. Motomiya explained, well aware of the show's existence.

"Aw shit," Yolie muttered.

"Yolie!" her mother shouted.

"Sorry, mom. But the movie has warped my fragile little mind," she whined sarcastically.

-

"Man! I can't believe their getting all worked up over a stupid little movie!" Yolie complained. The four were standing in the lunch line, recounting their visit with the "authorities".

"I got yelled at by my mom, too," Cody explained. "It slipped I tell ya. I said I wouldn't swear in school, but it slipped."

"Yeah, well it happened to the best of us," Ken groaned. Davis lost interest in the conversation and let his attention wander the lunchroom. He spotted her, Kari, sitting at a table across the room with none other than bucket head, or as they all called him, TK. He gazed longingly at her, wishing for her attention and her love.

"Hey! Quit holding up the line!" Yolie yelled at Davis. They finally made it to the food, where Tai was serving his volunteer time as a lunch-person.

"Hey guys," he greeted.

"Hey Tai," they said.

"How's it going?"

"Bad."

"Why bad?"

"We got in trouble for swearing," Ken explained.

"You guys are still all excited about that movie?"

"I only slipped!" Cody whined. "So you know what? If it's going to be that way, then I say fuck it! I'm gonna swear all I goddamn want!"

"Cody!" Tai gasped in shock.

"Pretty fuckin' sweet, huh?" Yolie chuckled as they left with their food. Davis hung behind.

"Hey Tai. You gotta girlfriend. How can I get a girl to like me more than any other guy?" Davis asked, avoiding Kari's name.

"That's easy," Tai smirked, busy stirring the macaroni. "You just gotta find the clitoris."

"The what?" Davis asked. Tai suddenly realized what he said.

"Uh… nothing! Forget I said anything!" he stuttered. "Now move along. You're holding up the line." Davis gathered his tray and joined the others at a table.

"Hey Ken. What's the clitoris?" he asked.

"The what?"

"You don't know what it is?" Davis asked in surprise.

"Should I?" Ken asked. Davis looked to Yolie and Cody. They only shrugged.

Well, that's what I got for now. Stay tuned for more Longer, Wronger, and Unadulterated as well as my other story Misunderstandings. Bye Bye.