Who's Idea was this Anyway?
Wow, SOO sorry for the slow update! ^_^" Writer's block is NASTY!
Apologies to jeti for using her word ^_^"
And SilverDragon, I'll put you in, but I don't do bashing. ^_^' Think about it, my favorite character is one of the most bashed!
And just in case anyone couldn't figure it out, last chapter was by favorite soft drink. Today, unanswered questions!
I feel like being cynical today, just excuse me if I end up throwing in language or something.
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Cpegasus: welcome once again to Who's Line is it Anyway, let's meet our contestants for tonight!
First and foremost, "Why the hell did I program those stupid toons?" Seto Kaiba!
SilverDragon: *runs out of the audience* SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: -_-''
SilverDragon: *glomps Kaiba*
Cpegasus: -_-' *sigh* *to herself* I'll just get rid of all the fangirls together.
Next up, "what on earth happened to my hair?" Yugi Moto!
Isa Valentine: *runs out of the audience, kisses Yugi on the cheek, and runs away. *
Cpegasus: well, that was easy.
"Why isn't my Yami stuck in the graveyard?" Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou walks out. Jeti (NOT CAPITALIZED! My computer won't let me not capitalize the first word in a sentence.) (who is watching from the comfy chair) squeals. Ryou sits down next to Yugi, putting him one chair away from Kaiba *
And finally, "am I still alive or what?" Maximillion Pegasus!
Kaiba: NOT AGAIN! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME!
Cpegasus: ^^ ooooh yes I do.
*seating arrangements are worked out after a few minutes as follows: Yugi, Pegasus, Ryou, Kaiba*
Cpegasus: in case any of you have brain damage and couldn't tell, I'm your host Cpegasus, come on down and let's have some fun!
*Cpegasus runs to the big chair. She points jeti to a duplicate big chair next to her. Cpegasus presses the buzzer button several times*
Cpegasus: alright, alright! Fangirl SilverDragon TO YOUR SEAT!
Kaiba: *under breath* thank god
SilverDragon: *sulks back to her seat*
Cpegasus: *to jeti* Fangirls . . .
Jeti: you're talking because . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^"" good point. *to audience* Welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like . . .like . . .like . . .like something that doesn't matter. Let's begin! First game is Scenes From A Hat! You all should know how this works by now. First topic is . . .
Jeti: (ARGH! STUPID MICROSOFT WORD! I'm NOT capitalizing jeti!) *pulls a paper out of a jellyfish hat from Spongebob Squarepants* Why you shouldn't bring a giant wooden bat to an art museum. (thanks Froz Flame)
Kaiba: I told you, I'm NOT a terrorist! This is only used for vandalism!
Pegasus: CRASH! Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen . . .
Jeti: Odd ice cream flavors. (thanks again Froz Flame)
Ryou: Spider crunch! (yes, that's from the Amanda Show)
Yugi: garlic! (I had that once, it was good . . .)
Pegasus: virtual!
Kaiba: *growl* "fruit juice"
Pegasus: SEAHORSE!
Cpegasus: 0.0 *buzz* that's enough you two.
Jeti: stupid sequels! (thanks to Robin J. Sky)
Ryou: Beauty and the Beast 2: everyone's an object again!
Kaiba: Funny Bunny cast reunion
Cpegasus: _
Yugi: Stuart Little 2 (book, not movie. Did it ever come out?). It would make too much sense to continue the plot!
Jeti: rejected self-help books (thanks again Robin J. Sky)
Kaiba: 10 ways to tell if you need help for your cartoon obsession
Pegasus: "I'd jump off a building to help my brother" and other scenarios you can avoid
Ryou: how to control your Millennium Item
Cpegasus: *thinks for a minute, then buzzes him* nope. That would sell.
Yugi: to how many people?
Cpegasus: hmm. Good point.
Kaiba: getting through your loss!
Pegasus: how to defeat Yugi Moto!
Yugi: hey!
Cpegasus: nope. That one actually WOULD sell.
Yugi: may I repeat: to how many people?
Cpegasus: every nutzo who ever dueled you.
Jeti: Yami Bakura, Pegasus, Kaiba, Marik, Duke Devlin . . . at least.
Cpegasus: I bet Joey'd buy one . . .
Yugi: well you CAN'T beat me! HAHAHAHA!!!
Cpegasus: 0.0 aaand let's leave it at that.
SFX: buzzzzzzzzzzz
Cpegasus: let's see here, 50 points to Yugi, Ryou and Kaiba, and 100 points to Pegasus. ^^
Jeti: fangirls . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^"" next game is Who's Line! Hmm.Ryou and Pegasus, you two come up here.
*Ryou and Pegasus come up*
Cpegasus: Okay, one of you is completely random, and the other is sane. (^_^"" Horrible, I know, but I couldn't think of anything!)
Kaiba: *under breath* wanna bet he's sane?
Cpegasus: *whacks Kaiba with Tea's Handy Sledgehammer (see YGO cast singing mindless children's songs; I actually DO own that one ^^)* Ryou, you'll be totally random. And again, you should all know how this works by now. So, START!
Pegasus: hello Ryou.
Ryou: *thinks* boy this is easy! *reads off paper* do not talk back to dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! (^^ sound familiar jeti?)
Pegasus: hmm. That sounds logical.
Ryou: *paper* do not worry, there is nothing to fear but psychotic murderers plotting to break in here at any given moment! (from jeti's "the story of Small Little Princess Girl", copyrighted to her on fictionpress.net)
Pegasus: oh yeah? Well what if I said *paper* Radishes? (thanks SilverDragon) then what?
Ryou: *paper (wow, that is easy for him, isn't it?)* looks like it's time for your Ridelen! (thanks once again to Froz Flame)
Pegasus: darn it! How did you know that?
Ryou: *paper* RADIOACTIVE DUSTBUNNIES! (SilverDragon)
Pegasus: *gasp* they talk to you too?
Ryou: *paper* Llamas are taking over the world! (SilverDragon again)
Pegasus: *runs away*
SFX: buzzzzzz
Pegasus: *comes back*
Cpegasus: ^^ that was WAY too easy for you Ryou.
Ryou: ^^ I know!
Cpegasus: 100 points each. And we'll be right back after this commercial break!
(honestly people, do I even have to tell you anymore?)
Cpegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Jeti: that's right, the points are like holographic meatloaf! They don't matter! (holographic meatloaf is from Spongebob Squarepants) I wonder what holographic meatloaf would taste like . . . it can't be very nutritious . . .
Cpegasus: our next game is weird newscasters! Everyone up here! *they all get up* Yugi, you're our anchor. Kaiba's your co-anchor and he's . . . *looks through reviews* HAHA! A Girl Scout turning into the devil. (thanks once again to SilverDragon)
Ryou: 0.0 well . . .that should be interesting . . .
Cpegasus: Ryou, you're doing the weather and you're *looks through reviews again* a caveman during mating season (thanks again to Robin J. Sky)
Ryou: 0.0""" what!?
Cpegasus: ^^ and Pegasus, you're doing sports as . . .
Jeti: *looks through Cpegasus' reviews* hmm. Nothing great here. I know, you'll be a person who knows waaaay too many useless facts and keeps blurting them out!
Pegasus: that's very specific.
Cpegasus: ^^ okay Yugi, start when you hear the music
*silence*
Cpegasus: AHEM!
SFX guy (my friend Dylan for no reason): *is writing a version of Guys and Dolls staring Batman characters*
Cpegasus: DYLAN!
Dylan: huh? Oh! *hums news music*
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes* the button Dylan. Press the button.
Dylan: *winks and does a little finger pose, then presses button*
SFX: *music*
Yugi: hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood newsman! Tonight's top story, llamas are taking over the world. More on this topic as it develops. On to my co-anchor, Kaiba with the other news.
Kaiba: *high voice* well, my troop's cookie sales are doing really really well!
Kaiba fangirls: *shriek*
Kaiba: *deeper voice* but what the hell do I care? I POISONED THE COOKIES! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi: uh, right. Now for the weather with um . . .ugh!
Jeti: -_-' original.
Ryou: UGH! Ugga ugga! *runs to duplicate comfy chair and sits on jeti's lap* ^____^ ugh!
Jeti: ^_____^
Cpegasus: -_-'
Yugi: 0.0'' well, that's enough of the weather. Finally, sports with . . . um . . . random fact man!
Random Person In The Audience: boooo!
Pegasus: Okay! Last night the Detroit Tigers defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 5-3. Butterflies taste with their feet. People at the Snapple factory use crushed beetles to make pink lemonade pink. Every four seconds, someone on earth opens a can of Spam. Back to you.
Yugi: well that's quite interesting. That's all for the 7:00 news, we'll be back at 7:05 to tell you more about the llamas.
SFX: *music* *buzz*
Cpegasus: *sigh* not your best effort.
Kaiba: OUR best effort? YOU're the one writing this!
Cpegasus: . . .SHH! I can let Pegasus send you back to the Shadow Realm if I want, remember?
Kaiba: *quiet* I'll behave
Cpegasus: good. And now, we'll all play Irish Drinking Song!
RPITA: YAY!
Cpegasus: quiet you. Now, I need a topic.
Tea: friendship! (okay, I don't do bashing, but this was too good to miss)
Rabid Tea Haters: *start pelting Tea with rocks*
Cpegasus: *turns rocks into marshmallows*
Tea: *is now being pelted with Marshmallows* *blink blink* yum! ^_^
RTH: aw man!
Cpegasus: get over it!
Jeti: Duelist Kingdom!
Cpegasus: ^^ okay! All of you have to sing about Duelist Kingdom.
Kaiba: but I wasn't even in it!
Yugi: only because you were too stupid to move on after I beat you!
Cpegasus: too bad Kaiba, Duelist Kingdom goes from episode 3 to the episode right after Yugi vs. Pegasus. You were in a bunch of those episodes, so DEAL WITH IT!
Kaiba: 0.0 okaaaaaay
Cpegasus: Dylan, cue the music.
Dylan: *is now reading jeti's collection of Monty Python sketches*
Cpegasus: DYLAN!
Dylan: huh? Oh. *hits a button*
SXF: *hoedown music begins*
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day
Yugi: I got out of school one day
Ryou: and went off to an island
Kaiba: there was a tournament going there
Pegasus: does anything rhyme with island?
Yugi: *points at Pegasus* he made me enter the tournament
Ryou: I wasn't invited at all!
Kaiba: I went to save my brother
Pegasus: I hope you all had a ball
Cpegasus: .
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Ryou: my Yami took me over
Kaiba: I got to ride a helicopter
Pegasus: I know all that happened
Yugi: *sarcastic* thanks for sticking me with 'helicopter' Kaiba!
Kaiba: no problem
Cpegasus: *buzzer button* back on track!
Ryou: we got inside that castle
Kaiba: I couldn't take the heat
Pegasus: I could have beaten anyone but Yugi
Yugi: no one noticed that I grew 2 feet! (whenever I dueled)
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Kaiba: this whole thing was done by a madman
Pegasus: now that just isn't fair!
Yugi: he kidnapped my grandpa and the Kaibas
Ryou: and just what is with his hair?
Cpegasus: . at this rate, NO ONE else is getting points!
Kaiba: he sent people to try and kill me
Pegasus: no, that was your little friends Yugi: we're not talking about Kaiba
Ryou: we're almost at the end!
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy went and beat me
Yugi: I saved my grandpa's life ^^
Ryou: but then my Yami took his Eye
Kaiba: ) I hope it hurt a lot
Pegasus: now no one knows if I'm alive or not
Yugi: we really couldn't care!
Ryou: so sorry about Bakura
Kaiba: and what WAS with that hair?
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day oh idey-didey-didey-didey- diiiiiiideeeey-diiiiiiiideeeeeey-daaaaaaay!
Cpegasus: *whacks Yugi, Ryou and Kaiba with Tea's Handy Sledgehammer*
Kaiba, Ryou and Yugi fangirls: *run out of the audience and start torturing Cpegasus*
Cpegasus: HHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: no
Ryou: x_^"" um . . .
Yugi: *whistles*
Pegasus: *sends fangirls to the Shadow Realm*
Cpegasus: ^^ Thanks!
Jeti: well, that could have been worse.
Pegasus: ^^ you're welcome.
Cpegasus: *pointedly* see, HE'S polite!
Kaiba: someone just kill me now.
Cpegasus: *somehow has Inuyasha's big sword (jeti: the Tetsaiga! (sp)) and is holding it up threateningly* no problem!
Jeti: *yawns and presses some magical authoress button*
Cpegasus: *stops in mid-air* hey! Only the authoress can use that button!
Jeti: it's your fault for leaving the big chair.
Some Random Person in the Audience Who Just Happens to Watch Inuyasha: how come that worked for you, anyway?
Cpegasus: *shrug* actually, I've only seen a few episodes, but jeti told me about this. *runs hand over the blade* as far as I know, this can only be used in defense of someone, so I used it in defense of Pegasus ^^
Kaiba: no you didn't!
SRPITAWJHTWI: don't you need to be half-demon?
Cpegasus: *shrug* I hope not
Jeti: why did we just spend that much time figuring out whether the Tetsaiga would work for you?
Cpegasus: ^^ cuz I just finished watching Inuyasha episodes 2-4
Jeti: why don't we get back on topic now?
Ryou: this fic has a topic?
Cpegasus: hey, I'm still holding the big sword here. Okay, that's 2000 points to Pegasus because I say so.
(it's a commercial break. Okay then.)
Cpegasus: and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Kaiba: who'd have thought?
Cpegasus: and I stole jeti's copyrighted word, so she gets to do something fun with Ryou!
Jeti: ^_________________^
Ryou: 0.0'''''
Cpegasus: so Pegasus gets to come sit in the big comfy chair and everyone else is gonna play props!
Kaiba: oh rapture.
Cpegasus: did you forget who is holding the giant glowing sword, and who is ready to let your worst enemy (since Yugi could be your friend if you let him) send you to the Shadow Realm at any given moment?
Kaiba: eh.
Cpegasus: *gives Kaiba and Yugi a very large clock, and gives Ryou and jeti a stuffed frog* and start!
Kaiba: *is holding the clock*
Yugi: look, it's Big Ben!
Jeti: frog?
Ryou: but mommy, all the OTHER kids have pets! Kaiba: when I said you needed something portable to help you tell time, I meant a WATCH!
Jeti: . . . I can't think of anything . . .
Ryou: -_-
Yugi: come to think of it, neither can I
Cpegasus: *sigh* will I ever be not cursed with writer's block? *presses button* okay, show's over.
Jeti: can I go hang out with Ryou now?
Cpegasus: take him.
Jeti: ^_____^
Ryou: 0.0 *runs faaar away from jeti*
Jeti: *chases Ryou*
Cpegasus: ^__________^ *glomps Pegasus*
Yugi and Kaiba fangirls: *run out and fight over who gets to glomp Yugi and Kaiba*
Yugi and Kaiba: *sneak away before the fangirls can get to them*
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okay, I think there was something I wanted to say here . . .
oh well. Thanks to Dylan and jeti for letting me shove you in here. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and extra thanks to the people who sent me suggestions. R&R everyone!
Wow, SOO sorry for the slow update! ^_^" Writer's block is NASTY!
Apologies to jeti for using her word ^_^"
And SilverDragon, I'll put you in, but I don't do bashing. ^_^' Think about it, my favorite character is one of the most bashed!
And just in case anyone couldn't figure it out, last chapter was by favorite soft drink. Today, unanswered questions!
I feel like being cynical today, just excuse me if I end up throwing in language or something.
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Cpegasus: welcome once again to Who's Line is it Anyway, let's meet our contestants for tonight!
First and foremost, "Why the hell did I program those stupid toons?" Seto Kaiba!
SilverDragon: *runs out of the audience* SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: -_-''
SilverDragon: *glomps Kaiba*
Cpegasus: -_-' *sigh* *to herself* I'll just get rid of all the fangirls together.
Next up, "what on earth happened to my hair?" Yugi Moto!
Isa Valentine: *runs out of the audience, kisses Yugi on the cheek, and runs away. *
Cpegasus: well, that was easy.
"Why isn't my Yami stuck in the graveyard?" Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou walks out. Jeti (NOT CAPITALIZED! My computer won't let me not capitalize the first word in a sentence.) (who is watching from the comfy chair) squeals. Ryou sits down next to Yugi, putting him one chair away from Kaiba *
And finally, "am I still alive or what?" Maximillion Pegasus!
Kaiba: NOT AGAIN! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME!
Cpegasus: ^^ ooooh yes I do.
*seating arrangements are worked out after a few minutes as follows: Yugi, Pegasus, Ryou, Kaiba*
Cpegasus: in case any of you have brain damage and couldn't tell, I'm your host Cpegasus, come on down and let's have some fun!
*Cpegasus runs to the big chair. She points jeti to a duplicate big chair next to her. Cpegasus presses the buzzer button several times*
Cpegasus: alright, alright! Fangirl SilverDragon TO YOUR SEAT!
Kaiba: *under breath* thank god
SilverDragon: *sulks back to her seat*
Cpegasus: *to jeti* Fangirls . . .
Jeti: you're talking because . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^"" good point. *to audience* Welcome again to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like . . .like . . .like . . .like something that doesn't matter. Let's begin! First game is Scenes From A Hat! You all should know how this works by now. First topic is . . .
Jeti: (ARGH! STUPID MICROSOFT WORD! I'm NOT capitalizing jeti!) *pulls a paper out of a jellyfish hat from Spongebob Squarepants* Why you shouldn't bring a giant wooden bat to an art museum. (thanks Froz Flame)
Kaiba: I told you, I'm NOT a terrorist! This is only used for vandalism!
Pegasus: CRASH! Oops, that wasn't supposed to happen . . .
Jeti: Odd ice cream flavors. (thanks again Froz Flame)
Ryou: Spider crunch! (yes, that's from the Amanda Show)
Yugi: garlic! (I had that once, it was good . . .)
Pegasus: virtual!
Kaiba: *growl* "fruit juice"
Pegasus: SEAHORSE!
Cpegasus: 0.0 *buzz* that's enough you two.
Jeti: stupid sequels! (thanks to Robin J. Sky)
Ryou: Beauty and the Beast 2: everyone's an object again!
Kaiba: Funny Bunny cast reunion
Cpegasus: _
Yugi: Stuart Little 2 (book, not movie. Did it ever come out?). It would make too much sense to continue the plot!
Jeti: rejected self-help books (thanks again Robin J. Sky)
Kaiba: 10 ways to tell if you need help for your cartoon obsession
Pegasus: "I'd jump off a building to help my brother" and other scenarios you can avoid
Ryou: how to control your Millennium Item
Cpegasus: *thinks for a minute, then buzzes him* nope. That would sell.
Yugi: to how many people?
Cpegasus: hmm. Good point.
Kaiba: getting through your loss!
Pegasus: how to defeat Yugi Moto!
Yugi: hey!
Cpegasus: nope. That one actually WOULD sell.
Yugi: may I repeat: to how many people?
Cpegasus: every nutzo who ever dueled you.
Jeti: Yami Bakura, Pegasus, Kaiba, Marik, Duke Devlin . . . at least.
Cpegasus: I bet Joey'd buy one . . .
Yugi: well you CAN'T beat me! HAHAHAHA!!!
Cpegasus: 0.0 aaand let's leave it at that.
SFX: buzzzzzzzzzzz
Cpegasus: let's see here, 50 points to Yugi, Ryou and Kaiba, and 100 points to Pegasus. ^^
Jeti: fangirls . . .
Cpegasus: ^_^"" next game is Who's Line! Hmm.Ryou and Pegasus, you two come up here.
*Ryou and Pegasus come up*
Cpegasus: Okay, one of you is completely random, and the other is sane. (^_^"" Horrible, I know, but I couldn't think of anything!)
Kaiba: *under breath* wanna bet he's sane?
Cpegasus: *whacks Kaiba with Tea's Handy Sledgehammer (see YGO cast singing mindless children's songs; I actually DO own that one ^^)* Ryou, you'll be totally random. And again, you should all know how this works by now. So, START!
Pegasus: hello Ryou.
Ryou: *thinks* boy this is easy! *reads off paper* do not talk back to dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! (^^ sound familiar jeti?)
Pegasus: hmm. That sounds logical.
Ryou: *paper* do not worry, there is nothing to fear but psychotic murderers plotting to break in here at any given moment! (from jeti's "the story of Small Little Princess Girl", copyrighted to her on fictionpress.net)
Pegasus: oh yeah? Well what if I said *paper* Radishes? (thanks SilverDragon) then what?
Ryou: *paper (wow, that is easy for him, isn't it?)* looks like it's time for your Ridelen! (thanks once again to Froz Flame)
Pegasus: darn it! How did you know that?
Ryou: *paper* RADIOACTIVE DUSTBUNNIES! (SilverDragon)
Pegasus: *gasp* they talk to you too?
Ryou: *paper* Llamas are taking over the world! (SilverDragon again)
Pegasus: *runs away*
SFX: buzzzzzz
Pegasus: *comes back*
Cpegasus: ^^ that was WAY too easy for you Ryou.
Ryou: ^^ I know!
Cpegasus: 100 points each. And we'll be right back after this commercial break!
(honestly people, do I even have to tell you anymore?)
Cpegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Jeti: that's right, the points are like holographic meatloaf! They don't matter! (holographic meatloaf is from Spongebob Squarepants) I wonder what holographic meatloaf would taste like . . . it can't be very nutritious . . .
Cpegasus: our next game is weird newscasters! Everyone up here! *they all get up* Yugi, you're our anchor. Kaiba's your co-anchor and he's . . . *looks through reviews* HAHA! A Girl Scout turning into the devil. (thanks once again to SilverDragon)
Ryou: 0.0 well . . .that should be interesting . . .
Cpegasus: Ryou, you're doing the weather and you're *looks through reviews again* a caveman during mating season (thanks again to Robin J. Sky)
Ryou: 0.0""" what!?
Cpegasus: ^^ and Pegasus, you're doing sports as . . .
Jeti: *looks through Cpegasus' reviews* hmm. Nothing great here. I know, you'll be a person who knows waaaay too many useless facts and keeps blurting them out!
Pegasus: that's very specific.
Cpegasus: ^^ okay Yugi, start when you hear the music
*silence*
Cpegasus: AHEM!
SFX guy (my friend Dylan for no reason): *is writing a version of Guys and Dolls staring Batman characters*
Cpegasus: DYLAN!
Dylan: huh? Oh! *hums news music*
Cpegasus: *rolls eyes* the button Dylan. Press the button.
Dylan: *winks and does a little finger pose, then presses button*
SFX: *music*
Yugi: hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood newsman! Tonight's top story, llamas are taking over the world. More on this topic as it develops. On to my co-anchor, Kaiba with the other news.
Kaiba: *high voice* well, my troop's cookie sales are doing really really well!
Kaiba fangirls: *shriek*
Kaiba: *deeper voice* but what the hell do I care? I POISONED THE COOKIES! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi: uh, right. Now for the weather with um . . .ugh!
Jeti: -_-' original.
Ryou: UGH! Ugga ugga! *runs to duplicate comfy chair and sits on jeti's lap* ^____^ ugh!
Jeti: ^_____^
Cpegasus: -_-'
Yugi: 0.0'' well, that's enough of the weather. Finally, sports with . . . um . . . random fact man!
Random Person In The Audience: boooo!
Pegasus: Okay! Last night the Detroit Tigers defeated the St. Louis Cardinals 5-3. Butterflies taste with their feet. People at the Snapple factory use crushed beetles to make pink lemonade pink. Every four seconds, someone on earth opens a can of Spam. Back to you.
Yugi: well that's quite interesting. That's all for the 7:00 news, we'll be back at 7:05 to tell you more about the llamas.
SFX: *music* *buzz*
Cpegasus: *sigh* not your best effort.
Kaiba: OUR best effort? YOU're the one writing this!
Cpegasus: . . .SHH! I can let Pegasus send you back to the Shadow Realm if I want, remember?
Kaiba: *quiet* I'll behave
Cpegasus: good. And now, we'll all play Irish Drinking Song!
RPITA: YAY!
Cpegasus: quiet you. Now, I need a topic.
Tea: friendship! (okay, I don't do bashing, but this was too good to miss)
Rabid Tea Haters: *start pelting Tea with rocks*
Cpegasus: *turns rocks into marshmallows*
Tea: *is now being pelted with Marshmallows* *blink blink* yum! ^_^
RTH: aw man!
Cpegasus: get over it!
Jeti: Duelist Kingdom!
Cpegasus: ^^ okay! All of you have to sing about Duelist Kingdom.
Kaiba: but I wasn't even in it!
Yugi: only because you were too stupid to move on after I beat you!
Cpegasus: too bad Kaiba, Duelist Kingdom goes from episode 3 to the episode right after Yugi vs. Pegasus. You were in a bunch of those episodes, so DEAL WITH IT!
Kaiba: 0.0 okaaaaaay
Cpegasus: Dylan, cue the music.
Dylan: *is now reading jeti's collection of Monty Python sketches*
Cpegasus: DYLAN!
Dylan: huh? Oh. *hits a button*
SXF: *hoedown music begins*
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day
Yugi: I got out of school one day
Ryou: and went off to an island
Kaiba: there was a tournament going there
Pegasus: does anything rhyme with island?
Yugi: *points at Pegasus* he made me enter the tournament
Ryou: I wasn't invited at all!
Kaiba: I went to save my brother
Pegasus: I hope you all had a ball
Cpegasus: .
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Ryou: my Yami took me over
Kaiba: I got to ride a helicopter
Pegasus: I know all that happened
Yugi: *sarcastic* thanks for sticking me with 'helicopter' Kaiba!
Kaiba: no problem
Cpegasus: *buzzer button* back on track!
Ryou: we got inside that castle
Kaiba: I couldn't take the heat
Pegasus: I could have beaten anyone but Yugi
Yugi: no one noticed that I grew 2 feet! (whenever I dueled)
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Kaiba: this whole thing was done by a madman
Pegasus: now that just isn't fair!
Yugi: he kidnapped my grandpa and the Kaibas
Ryou: and just what is with his hair?
Cpegasus: . at this rate, NO ONE else is getting points!
Kaiba: he sent people to try and kill me
Pegasus: no, that was your little friends Yugi: we're not talking about Kaiba
Ryou: we're almost at the end!
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy went and beat me
Yugi: I saved my grandpa's life ^^
Ryou: but then my Yami took his Eye
Kaiba: ) I hope it hurt a lot
Pegasus: now no one knows if I'm alive or not
Yugi: we really couldn't care!
Ryou: so sorry about Bakura
Kaiba: and what WAS with that hair?
All: oh idey-didey-didey-didey-didey-didey-day oh idey-didey-didey-didey- diiiiiiideeeey-diiiiiiiideeeeeey-daaaaaaay!
Cpegasus: *whacks Yugi, Ryou and Kaiba with Tea's Handy Sledgehammer*
Kaiba, Ryou and Yugi fangirls: *run out of the audience and start torturing Cpegasus*
Cpegasus: HHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: no
Ryou: x_^"" um . . .
Yugi: *whistles*
Pegasus: *sends fangirls to the Shadow Realm*
Cpegasus: ^^ Thanks!
Jeti: well, that could have been worse.
Pegasus: ^^ you're welcome.
Cpegasus: *pointedly* see, HE'S polite!
Kaiba: someone just kill me now.
Cpegasus: *somehow has Inuyasha's big sword (jeti: the Tetsaiga! (sp)) and is holding it up threateningly* no problem!
Jeti: *yawns and presses some magical authoress button*
Cpegasus: *stops in mid-air* hey! Only the authoress can use that button!
Jeti: it's your fault for leaving the big chair.
Some Random Person in the Audience Who Just Happens to Watch Inuyasha: how come that worked for you, anyway?
Cpegasus: *shrug* actually, I've only seen a few episodes, but jeti told me about this. *runs hand over the blade* as far as I know, this can only be used in defense of someone, so I used it in defense of Pegasus ^^
Kaiba: no you didn't!
SRPITAWJHTWI: don't you need to be half-demon?
Cpegasus: *shrug* I hope not
Jeti: why did we just spend that much time figuring out whether the Tetsaiga would work for you?
Cpegasus: ^^ cuz I just finished watching Inuyasha episodes 2-4
Jeti: why don't we get back on topic now?
Ryou: this fic has a topic?
Cpegasus: hey, I'm still holding the big sword here. Okay, that's 2000 points to Pegasus because I say so.
(it's a commercial break. Okay then.)
Cpegasus: and we're back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is Pegasus!
Kaiba: who'd have thought?
Cpegasus: and I stole jeti's copyrighted word, so she gets to do something fun with Ryou!
Jeti: ^_________________^
Ryou: 0.0'''''
Cpegasus: so Pegasus gets to come sit in the big comfy chair and everyone else is gonna play props!
Kaiba: oh rapture.
Cpegasus: did you forget who is holding the giant glowing sword, and who is ready to let your worst enemy (since Yugi could be your friend if you let him) send you to the Shadow Realm at any given moment?
Kaiba: eh.
Cpegasus: *gives Kaiba and Yugi a very large clock, and gives Ryou and jeti a stuffed frog* and start!
Kaiba: *is holding the clock*
Yugi: look, it's Big Ben!
Jeti: frog?
Ryou: but mommy, all the OTHER kids have pets! Kaiba: when I said you needed something portable to help you tell time, I meant a WATCH!
Jeti: . . . I can't think of anything . . .
Ryou: -_-
Yugi: come to think of it, neither can I
Cpegasus: *sigh* will I ever be not cursed with writer's block? *presses button* okay, show's over.
Jeti: can I go hang out with Ryou now?
Cpegasus: take him.
Jeti: ^_____^
Ryou: 0.0 *runs faaar away from jeti*
Jeti: *chases Ryou*
Cpegasus: ^__________^ *glomps Pegasus*
Yugi and Kaiba fangirls: *run out and fight over who gets to glomp Yugi and Kaiba*
Yugi and Kaiba: *sneak away before the fangirls can get to them*
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okay, I think there was something I wanted to say here . . .
oh well. Thanks to Dylan and jeti for letting me shove you in here. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and extra thanks to the people who sent me suggestions. R&R everyone!